Big Geordie Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Poor form Newcastle today - they wanted it more and that's very very disappointing. Two derby defeats in a row for Pardew and he's got it badly, badly wrong both times. Fair play to the mackems. As for wor lot - fuck off the lot of them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Tiote was good yesterday but his part in their first can't be overlooked. I don't just mean him sauntering back ahead of the defenders, which is actually almost forgiveable, given he had just sustained a knock. The main part was when he casually gave the ball away in his own half, a minute or so before. Without creating an obvious chance, we had them under the cosh for several minutes prior to his stupid misplaced pass. It's something we do with alarming regularity; we'll have a good spell then make an 'obvious' daft pass or, more frequently, make a needless foul in the middle of the park - alleviating the pressure on the opposition and killing off our momentum. Infuriating. It's a pity because he was excellent prior to that, contributing in all areas of the pitch. He was particularly unlucky with one incident shortly after we'd scored, where he was adjudged to have fouled Sturridge after snaking his way into the box from the left-wing. It was never a foul and could have created a big chance. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Memphis Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Embarrassing how we allowed them to control the match with nothing but effort and desire. We were so slow, so plodding, so unbelievably leaden in attack it was embarrassing. Pardew's managed 6 points from a possible 18 against those. That's pitiful especially considering how shit they've been. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Slippery Sam Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 At 70mins I thought there was only one team going to win it - us. Then he took Remy off for Shola. Aye, there wasn't a lot of chances going our way, but I thought it was only a matter of time before we scored again. However, they have won the world cup. Good luck to them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexf Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 If we hadn't have got lucky with that Taylor free-kick in 2012 pardews record would be horrendous in derbies Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUFC Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Krul - 6 almost conceded with his butter fingers Santon - 5.5 didn't deal with the crosses very well Williamson - 5 didn't deal with the strikers at all Dummett - 4 no way ready for the PL, inexperience & the occasion got to him today Debuchy - 6.5 good play for the goal Cabaye - 5 didn't control the midfield Tiote - 7 probably our best player Ben Arfa - 4 turbo shit Gouffran - 4 turbo shit Remy - 4 turbo shit and subbed Subs Cisse - 4 did nothing Shola - 5 held the ball up well Sammy - N/A Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyeyzzon Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Open C with the Garnett gifs. Might find a Cricket gif as a reply. Dude seemed appropriate Personally, I look forward to seeing the t-shirts. 2-1 at the top, picture of Borini in the middle, today's date at the bottom. "1-9 FTM" as a backprint, presumably. The ghost of PDC in there somewhere, sliding on the grass of oblivion. Our PDC was sliding on his arse on the grass all right. Wank performance. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLvOR Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 AS IF. Fucking BORINI. He has literally never hit a ball like that in his life. Beside myself with fury atm. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 The only consolation I'll take from this is that Sunderland will still go down. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaypee Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Well Cabaye was shit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Krul - 6 almost conceded with his butter fingers Santon - 5.5 didn't deal with the crosses very well Williamson - 5 didn't deal with the strikers at all Dummett - 4 no way ready for the PL, inexperience & the occasion got to him today Debuchy - 6.5 good play for the goal Cabaye - 5 didn't control the midfield Tiote - 7 probably our best player Ben Arfa - 4 turbo shit Gouffran - 4 turbo shit Remy - 4 turbo shit and subbed Subs Cisse - 4 did nothing Shola - 5 held the ball up well Sammy - N/A Cisse a 4? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikri Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 An absolute abomination. The worst team in the league until we turn up and make them look like fucking giants. We looked naive and clueless for the majority of the game. The number of times someone's first touch let the ball bounce 10 yards off them was unreal, only made worse by the number of times simple passes went straight to Sunderland players. When our players can't get a cross to connect our backup tactics seem to be nothing more than give it to Cabaye to hit from range, most of the time it fails miserably and should never be relied upon to get goals. We hardly ever have players running into space in the box where a ball might drop from a clumsy clearance, the one time that a player did make that run coincided with a miss-hit shot that worked as a cross along the ground in front of goal & led to our goal yet we continued, and will continue in future games, to hit pointless crosses high into the air to no effect. This shit will not change until Pardew and every member of the backroom staff is fired and are replaced by people who have a fucking clue. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 http://www.gurl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/kevin-garnett-angry-gif.gif Whoever the f*** he is This has me in stitches. Garnett man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DebuchyAndTheBeast Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 We weren't that bad but we just cracked under the pressure. Defensively we were ok but going forward we did look clueless at times with Cisse/Remy/Ben Arfa and Gouffran not getting near the penalty box enough. I think a draw was a fair result in footballing terms but they maybe showed more determination and guile to deserve all 3 points. I just hope that we didn't kickstart their season Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 I've never disliked a squad of our players more than this lot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Pathetic. Two defeats in a row to that lot against two of their worst sides we'll face. Gutless. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexf Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 That game was our best chance of points for a few weeks too I believe. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallowgate Toon Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 They were absolutely shit and in no way deserved to win that. Still, a draw isn't good enough against a team as rubbish as that. Pardew's decision-making let us down badly, they contained us well but we played right into their 6-fingered hands. That's 4 belters they've scored against us in the last 2 games. Cunts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 At least some people have got a gif from American culture to cheer themselves up! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DebuchyAndTheBeast Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Krul - 6 almost conceded with his butter fingers Santon - 5.5 didn't deal with the crosses very well Williamson - 5 didn't deal with the strikers at all Dummett - 4 no way ready for the PL, inexperience & the occasion got to him today Debuchy - 6.5 good play for the goal Cabaye - 5 didn't control the midfield Tiote - 7 probably our best player Ben Arfa - 4 turbo s*** Gouffran - 4 turbo s*** Remy - 4 turbo s*** and subbed Subs Cisse - 4 did nothing Shola - 5 held the ball up well Sammy - N/A Harsh on Gouffran. he gave everything and defended well wherever he was, winning headers etc. But maybe he went missing going forward. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Cant fucking believe how much space we gave them in the centre of the pitch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 We weren't that bad but we just cracked under the pressure. Defensively we were ok but going forward we did look clueless at times with Cisse/Remy/Ben Arfa and Gouffran not getting near the penalty box enough. I think a draw was a fair result in footballing terms but they maybe showed more determination and guile to deserve all 3 points. I just hope that we didn't kickstart their season You must have been watching a different game to me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Borini, Sewelly? I read this as soon as you posted and thought 'if that c*** scores'... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 To be fair to dummet he is not a fucking cb and shouldn't be playing there. Certainly not a premier league cb. Pardew Absolutely fed him to the wolves today and should have protected him more by putting santon in the middle, who at least has first team experience there and could take the flack from a bad performance. He has risked potentially ruining a promising player today. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Borini, Sewelly? I read this as soon as you posted and thought 'if that c*** scores'... I like sticking my balls out on the line. Unlike Pardew. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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