LRD Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 You should know 7 games is too small a sample size for Ian. It's quite a small number statistically like. You and your 'small sample sizes' when it comes to defending Pardew and our early cup exits. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 £160,000 down the pisser for nudging someone with his head. What a plank He won't be complaining, how many other clueless arseholes get paid millions to do a shit job? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 He'll be listening to Mick Lowes' commentary ordering Carver to send HBA and Cisse on to win the game unaware of the fact we've scored 4 goals. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 What a bellend Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 He'll be listening to Mick Lowes' commentary ordering Carver to send HBA and Cisse on to win the game unaware of the fact we've scored 4 goals. aye Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 We now have a manager who's probably praying that we lose our next 7 games, and certainly the next 3. Interesting philosophical concept. And the fans wanting us to win for the first time in ages. We've jumped the shark. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 You should know 7 games is too small a sample size for Ian. It's quite a small number statistically like. You and your 'small sample sizes' when it comes to defending Pardew and our early cup exits. You and your inability to grasp arguments. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 We now have a manager who's probably praying that we lose our next 7 games, and certainly the next 3. Interesting philosophical concept. And the fans wanting us to win for the first time in ages. We've jumped the shark. Yep. I will definitely be far more up for this week's game than I would have been otherwise. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Everyone's joking about it but I can totally see us going for it a bit more in matches now we've got 40+ points. Pardew might feel he can't lose that way; either we win some matches and he says that's how he set the team up or we lose and he says it's because without him we were naive. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 You should know 7 games is too small a sample size for Ian. It's quite a small number statistically like. You and your 'small sample sizes' when it comes to defending Pardew and our early cup exits. You and your inability to grasp arguments. Welcome to IanWorld, where absolutely f***ing everything is a coincidence! What have I said that means that? My point is that many clubs prioritise the league over the cup, and many clubs find Europa a hassle they could do without. This is still a fact. BTW if it was up to me we would prioritise the FA Cup over everything. Is it just a coincidence then that (as per Wullie's post above) we have performed worse in the cups than all 19 other Premier League clubs over the last 7 seasons? That's very difficult to answer. We are worse than some of those teams, so that accounts for some of them. The others, I don't know enough about all the lineups, events of the match and anything else to say. The sample size is very small for it to be analysed just on numbers. I'm not seeking to explain away all out bad results. I'm saying our priorities are similar to a lot of clubs. IMO it's a problem with the structure of English football rather than us specifically. And as I said, as a fan I disagree with our priorities as I'm desperate to win a trophy. We weren't that awesome in the cups before Pardew TBF. His tenure really isn't long enough to provide any kind of sample for decent analysis. That said, I do agree we should be focusing on winning a cup much more than we are. You and your flawed logic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Everyone's joking about it but I can totally see us going for it a bit more in matches now we've got 40+ points. Pardew might feel he can't lose that way; either we win some matches and he says that's how he set the team up or we lose and he says it's because without him we were naive. I'd argue we already have, no way we would have been " allowed" to score 4 if we were below 40 points. "No more goals" would have been in full effect. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Good decision by the FA. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Would love to see us come from behind and win in the next game. Then win a few by going at the other team for 90 minutes. Never happen mind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Only 7 games? Cack. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Hope eveyone's ready for Carver and Stone to win a game and say "this was for Alan"! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 he will be watching a stream, and on the phone to carver- who wont know he has a 3 min delay. He will carry on with his usual tactics, climb up a tree outside the grounds and count the amount of times the ball blazes into the sky. He doesn't need to be in the ground for the hoof, especially as he doesn't go along with what you see with the naked eye anyway. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 There's a gap in the stand at Fulham. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 There's a gap in the stand at Fulham. Imagine it, man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 The Football Ramble @FootballRamble 54m If Alan Pardew's got anything at all about him, he'll serve his stadium ban in a helicopter, hovering over the game with a megaphone. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmk Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 he will be watching a stream, and on the phone to carver- who wont know he has a 3 min delay. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Be class if Carver goes rogue and starts Hatem and Marv Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 The Football Ramble @FootballRamble 54m If Alan Pardew's got anything at all about him, he'll serve his stadium ban in a helicopter, hovering over the game with a megaphone. There will certainly be voices for the players to pump the longest ball up in the air. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Wanted a total ban from the profession for at least the remainder of the season. Not good enough. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Carver will be the same if not worse though I doubt he'll have any real say in it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shays Given Tim Flowers Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Can they not just play a best of Pards compilation on the touchline. Maybe with a scarecrow. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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