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It's obvious that, as the Secret Footballer column makes out, Pardew isn't here based on his managerial ability but because he owes money to Ashley.

 

I want Pardew sacked 100%, but even then we're never going to be run properly as a football club, with ambition, until Ashley's gone.

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It's obvious that, as the Secret Footballer column makes out, Pardew isn't here based on his managerial ability but because he owes money to Ashley.

 

I want Pardew sacked 100%, but even then we're never going to be run properly as a football club, with ambition, until Ashley's gone.

 

:lol:

 

Care to paint us a picture of how this scenario may have played out?

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It's like being a loan shark and giving the guy who owes you thousands through gambling debts control of your multi million pound business.

 

Pardew is here because Ashley or the people he trusts rate him. The bullshit gambling story really ought to have gone away by now.

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He might want to recoup several thousand pounds worth of debt? I'd imagine. Get a cheap manager  at the same time, and one who'll always do as he says and front up for the bulllshit. It's not exactly the most ridiculous suggestion.

 

Been a rumour since he took the job, and it's not like Ashely has a history of employing his mates is it?

 

Employing someone he has got to know?

 

Not ridiculous.

 

Employing a manager because he might want to recoup several thousand pounds worth of debt and Pardews managerial ability has no bearing on the decision?

 

Sorry, yes that is indeed an utterly ludicrous suggestion.

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He might want to recoup several thousand pounds worth of debt? I'd imagine. Get a cheap manager  at the same time, and one who'll always do as he says and front up for the bulllshit. It's not exactly the most ridiculous suggestion.

 

Been a rumour since he took the job, and it's not like Ashely has a history of employing his mates is it?

 

Employing someone he has got to know?

 

Not ridiculous.

 

Employing a manager because he might want to recoup several thousand pounds worth of debt and Pardews managerial ability has no bearing on the decision?

 

Sorry, yes that is indeed an utterly ludicrous suggestion.

 

:lol: fuck off man. So what was the Kinnear appointment? Pray tell? Based on his managerial ability was it? His nous? Take your head for a walk man, your condescending shit is extremely annoying.

 

I hadn't realised Ashely made all his decisions based on the ability of the employee. Good to know :thup:

 

No, it was clearly based on some drinking game.

 

Fuck me man. Give your own head a shake. :lol:

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He might want to recoup several thousand pounds worth of debt? I'd imagine. Get a cheap manager  at the same time, and one who'll always do as he says and front up for the bulllshit. It's not exactly the most ridiculous suggestion.

 

Been a rumour since he took the job, and it's not like Ashely has a history of employing his mates is it?

 

Employing someone he has got to know?

 

Not ridiculous.

 

Employing a manager because he might want to recoup several thousand pounds worth of debt and Pardews managerial ability has no bearing on the decision?

 

Sorry, yes that is indeed an utterly ludicrous suggestion.

 

:lol: f*** off man. So what was the Kinnear appointment? Pray tell? Based on his managerial ability was it? His nous? Take your head for a walk man, your condescending s*** is extremely annoying.

 

I hadn't realised Ashely made all his decisions based on the ability of the employee. Good to know :thup:

 

No, it was clearly based on some drinking game.

 

f*** me man. Give your own head a shake. :lol:

 

Right so the Kinnear one was done in a pub, but when it's pardew it's all about the managerial ability. Escpeially with the record he had before us :lol: total and utter shit. Laughable

 

Er, no, that was sarcasm regarding Kinnear. Of course there is more to his appointment than them having the odd drink together.

Ashley clearly prioritises people he knows (to some extent over their actual qualifications for the role), and I said as much in my first reply to you.

 

I just asked Sean to explain was why it was obvious Pardew was hired due to a gambling debt. Nothing more.

Not sure why that got your knickers in a twist, but it would still be nice to hear some logic behind it.

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It's obvious that, as the Secret Footballer column makes out, Pardew isn't here based on his managerial ability but because he owes money to Ashley.

 

I want Pardew sacked 100%, but even then we're never going to be run properly as a football club, with ambition, until Ashley's gone.

 

:lol:

 

Care to paint us a picture of how this scenario may have played out?

 

Maybe Pardew stole 100 pairs of Donnay socks from Sports Direct and owes Ashley loads of money.  Like £4.50.

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Wasn't the rumour initially that he owed Llambias money (who is a casino owner), why is he still here?

 

Were Mike and Pards having bets between themselves despite being in an establishment that to be fair to it does a bit of that betting stuff?

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"Mike, I got carried away.  I apologise profusely.  I will call in every favour I have and get you your money ASAP.  Here is the twenty quid I have in my pocket and the rest will follow as soon as I can possibly get it".

 

"Put your facking money away, Alan - I don't want it.  You have a special football managerial talent - I don't care what West Ham, Charlton and Southampton say - and that's what I truly want.  Say you'll be mine, Alan.  Say you'll be mine".

 

"OK, Mike".

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I don't think it's the main reason he keeps him, but it's not beyond comprehension that it's also a factor, easier to get manager to spin your bullshit for you if you have something over them no?

 

He's doing a sterling job as a bang average manager that's never goin to tear up any trees and dampen expectations to keep supporters in line, that's a main reason to keep him but I believe the debts have some credence too.

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I don't think it's the main reason he keeps him, but it's not beyond comprehension that it's also a factor, easier to get manager to spin your bullshit for you if you have something over them no?

 

He's doing a sterling job as a bang average manager that's never goin to tear up any trees and dampen expectations to keep supporters in line, that's a main reason to keep him but I believe the debts have some credence too.

 

But Ashley has all he'll ever need to keep Pardew in line anyway, the fact that he has appointed and could fire him from an absolutely mint job.

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I don't think it's the main reason he keeps him, but it's not beyond comprehension that it's also a factor, easier to get manager to spin your bullshit for you if you have something over them no?

 

He's doing a sterling job as a bang average manager that's never goin to tear up any trees and dampen expectations to keep supporters in line, that's a main reason to keep him but I believe the debts have some credence too.

 

Just how much of a debt has he racked up for Asley to 'have something over' him and force him to do his bidding?

 

SanToon suggests 'several thousand pounds', but considering he's flush enough to drop £160,000 in a week just to get to nuzzle a Tiger, I suspect you might think it's more than that. :dontknow:

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Pardew doesn't owe him money, it just one of those ridiculous rumours that develop and grow. Ashley is a cunt, he hired Llambias also a cunt, Vetere, Wise, Kinnear all cunts. The only decent bloke he hired was KK and he only did that because he was looking back at our best time as a team. He only hired Shearer out of desperation in trying to stay up.

 

And so he hires another cunt in Pardew. It's just that, a cunt owns us and has surrounded himself in people as cuntish as himself.

 

 

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Pardew doesn't owe him money, it just one of those ridiculous rumours that develop and grow. Ashley is a cunt, he hired Llambias also a cunt, Vetere, Wise, Kinnear all cunts. The only decent bloke he hired was KK and he only did that because he was looking back at our best time as a team. He only hired Shearer out of desperation in trying to stay up.

 

And so he hires another cunt in Pardew. It's just that, a cunt owns us and has surrounded himself in people as cuntish as himself.

 

Perfectly summed up. :nods:

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