Ste Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 That's because you've got tits love. and the right amount of fan insight about football tactics. Pards could pull out his 8" notebook and Rachel would be gagging to swallow every bit. Now come on, we don't know if she gagged. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slim Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 Know how they say you should not meet your hero. He is not my hero but least it confirmed he is a nice guy as I thought. "Finally, a lot has been said about our manager in the last week, but Alan Pardew came across as being a credit to our football club. From the moment we arrived he made us feel very welcome, taking the time to come and talk to us during training and even sending someone to get us Newcastle training coats because he said we would be too cold!" Don't think Rooney would do that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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NG32 Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 Nice to see him getting some credit "Finally, a lot has been said about our manager in the last week, but Alan Pardew came across as being a credit to our football club. From the moment we arrived he made us feel very welcome, taking the time to come and talk to us during training and even sending someone to get us Newcastle training coats because he said we would be too cold! But most importantly he definitely has the respect of the players, speaking to each individually during the practice match about their role at the weekend, and listening to the tactics he shouted to the players convinced me that he certainly does know what he’s doing! I really enjoyed my morning at the training ground and left feeling happy that whilst the media may talk of a crisis at Newcastle, there is no problem with what matters- the team. Author: Rachel Quinn is an 18-year-old Newcastle United fan who is currently studying French and Italian at University. She tweets as @RachelQuinn26." http://www.nufcfans.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/nufcfans_rachel_quinn_alan_pardew_newcastle.jpeg Like he would be in full streets of radge mode when there is visitors on site. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomson Mouse Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 The Secret Footballer isn't a fan of him! It must be Dave Kitson who he managed at Reading?! http://www.teamtalk.com/newcastle-united/9208475/- Pardew a ticking bomb I don't know what was going through Alan Pardew's mind when he squared up to Hull City's David Meyler and head-butted him. It's bad enough seeing players squaring up to one another, with their heads pushing against each other. My friend had the best solution. He'd twist the nipple of his opposite number and make him look ridiculous. I don't care who you are, a nicely timed nipple pinch is capable of bringing Mike Tyson to his knees. I know it sounds pathetic but, actually, it immediately shows up angry footballers for what many of them are when the gloves come off. All talk and no substance. Regardless of how soft the head-butt might have been, what Pardew did was a disgrace and the FA has handed down a stiff punishment - a three-match stadium ban, then a four-match touchline ban, plus a £60,000 fine. Pardew's biggest problem, as I've written before, is that he has a massive ego and doesn't take kindly when he feels he has been shown up - as when a player bundles him out of the way to retrieve a ball. His ego won't allow him to be portrayed as a pushover and, in some cases, that outlook probably serves him well. Yet in the wrong situation, it's a bomb waiting to go off. Newcastle acted quickly following the incident, fining Pardew £100,000, but quite a few people, including Alan Shearer, were surprised the 52-year-old even held on to his job. It has been alleged in the past that Pardew and Ashley have a financial arrangement away from football that involves substantial monies owed by the former to the latter, claims strenuously denied by Pardew, but it has again been suggested to me several times over the past week that the relationship between the pair is linked to more than on-field success. It would certainly explain why, even when Newcastle are performing woefully on the pitch, there is never anything to be read about a potential successor to Pardew. Make of it all, amid the claim and counter-claim, what you will... http://www.teamtalk.com/news/2483/91...dgy-deals-rife As for the manager, Alan Pardew, he seems to take the praise with ease when Newcastle win and finds a lot of excuses that point blame as far away from himself as possible during the tougher times. Chris Hughton's sacking at Newcastle came as a surprise to many but I was told that Pardew had been working on Ashley for months by hanging around the Ritz casino and gambling with him until they'd formed some sort of friendship. Suddenly, he's the Newcastle manager. He is an interesting character but not my favourite person. Said this a few pages back. If it is Kitson then in his second book there are quite a few stories on Pardew, none of them complimentary. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 Kitson's a bit of a twat himself TBF. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudil Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 Kitson's a bit of a t*** himself TBF. Surprised you think that tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 I liked him when he played for Reading TBF, used to go quite a bit. I was surprised how fast his career tailed off after that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomson Mouse Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 Two wrong moves, stoke and Portsmouth. Wife didn't settle apparently. He comes across quite well in the books Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 Kitson's a bit of a t*** himself TBF. Surprised you think that tbh. He doesn't like Pardew and you're surprised he's not in Ian's good books? All footballers writing a column for a newspaper without telling people who they are do that tbf. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudil Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 Kitson's a bit of a t*** himself TBF. Surprised you think that tbh. He doesn't like Pardew and you're surprised he's not in Ian's good books? All footballers writing a column for a newspaper without telling people who they are do that tbf. http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/xECUrlnXCqk/hqdefault.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 His tactics were so basic this little girl could understand them. Why is this man our manager? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sean Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 It's obvious that, as the Secret Footballer column makes out, Pardew isn't here based on his managerial ability but because he owes money to Ashley. I want Pardew sacked 100%, but even then we're never going to be run properly as a football club, with ambition, until Ashley's gone. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledDog Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 It's obvious that, as the Secret Footballer column makes out, Pardew isn't here based on his managerial ability but because he owes money to Ashley. I want Pardew sacked 100%, but even then we're never going to be run properly as a football club, with ambition, until Ashley's gone. Care to paint us a picture of how this scenario may have played out? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCONA Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 I know. Like unless he owed ca$hley 1 million 1 billion dollars why would he ever care Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ste Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 It's like being a loan shark and giving the guy who owes you thousands through gambling debts control of your multi million pound business. Pardew is here because Ashley or the people he trusts rate him. The bullshit gambling story really ought to have gone away by now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ste Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 I'm loathe to believe anyone who is too pussy to back what they say without the "secret footballer" mask. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledDog Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 He might want to recoup several thousand pounds worth of debt? I'd imagine. Get a cheap manager at the same time, and one who'll always do as he says and front up for the bulllshit. It's not exactly the most ridiculous suggestion. Been a rumour since he took the job, and it's not like Ashely has a history of employing his mates is it? Employing someone he has got to know? Not ridiculous. Employing a manager because he might want to recoup several thousand pounds worth of debt and Pardews managerial ability has no bearing on the decision? Sorry, yes that is indeed an utterly ludicrous suggestion. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ste Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 This secret footballer nonsense has probably been created by the media so they can talk crap whenever they want and not be at risk of lawsuits. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledDog Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 He might want to recoup several thousand pounds worth of debt? I'd imagine. Get a cheap manager at the same time, and one who'll always do as he says and front up for the bulllshit. It's not exactly the most ridiculous suggestion. Been a rumour since he took the job, and it's not like Ashely has a history of employing his mates is it? Employing someone he has got to know? Not ridiculous. Employing a manager because he might want to recoup several thousand pounds worth of debt and Pardews managerial ability has no bearing on the decision? Sorry, yes that is indeed an utterly ludicrous suggestion. fuck off man. So what was the Kinnear appointment? Pray tell? Based on his managerial ability was it? His nous? Take your head for a walk man, your condescending shit is extremely annoying. I hadn't realised Ashely made all his decisions based on the ability of the employee. Good to know No, it was clearly based on some drinking game. Fuck me man. Give your own head a shake. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledDog Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 He might want to recoup several thousand pounds worth of debt? I'd imagine. Get a cheap manager at the same time, and one who'll always do as he says and front up for the bulllshit. It's not exactly the most ridiculous suggestion. Been a rumour since he took the job, and it's not like Ashely has a history of employing his mates is it? Employing someone he has got to know? Not ridiculous. Employing a manager because he might want to recoup several thousand pounds worth of debt and Pardews managerial ability has no bearing on the decision? Sorry, yes that is indeed an utterly ludicrous suggestion. f*** off man. So what was the Kinnear appointment? Pray tell? Based on his managerial ability was it? His nous? Take your head for a walk man, your condescending s*** is extremely annoying. I hadn't realised Ashely made all his decisions based on the ability of the employee. Good to know No, it was clearly based on some drinking game. f*** me man. Give your own head a shake. Right so the Kinnear one was done in a pub, but when it's pardew it's all about the managerial ability. Escpeially with the record he had before us total and utter shit. Laughable Er, no, that was sarcasm regarding Kinnear. Of course there is more to his appointment than them having the odd drink together. Ashley clearly prioritises people he knows (to some extent over their actual qualifications for the role), and I said as much in my first reply to you. I just asked Sean to explain was why it was obvious Pardew was hired due to a gambling debt. Nothing more. Not sure why that got your knickers in a twist, but it would still be nice to hear some logic behind it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 Pardew would have done the same debt or no debt. It's not like he was a top manager getting offers from a host of top clubs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hughesy Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 It's obvious that, as the Secret Footballer column makes out, Pardew isn't here based on his managerial ability but because he owes money to Ashley. I want Pardew sacked 100%, but even then we're never going to be run properly as a football club, with ambition, until Ashley's gone. Care to paint us a picture of how this scenario may have played out? Maybe Pardew stole 100 pairs of Donnay socks from Sports Direct and owes Ashley loads of money. Like £4.50. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 I don't buy this debt stuff like, never have. Seems a ridiculous rumour that's gathered pace the longer it hasn't been denied. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 I don't buy this debt stuff like, never have. Seems a ridiculous rumour that's gathered pace the longer it hasn't been denied. Aye. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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