BONTEMPI Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 More like Pardew acting like his presence would have some sort of influence on our performance, only for us to look worse than in the 3 games in his absence. Been made to look like the charlatan he really is. Turboshit is for life! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 I think a lot of people were, rightly or wrongly, prepared to give him this season to make up their minds on him (both fans and press) after two contrasting campaigns. Well he's had that now and this is the result? Who in there right mind would be happy with it? It's further proven: - he's utterly reliant on stars to dig his shit football out of a hole - he's a defensive coach that can't organise a defence - he can't deal with flair - he lies - he struggles to influence a game during the match - if we go behind it's curtains - etc. - etc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hatem garrincha Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 I think a lot of people were, rightly or wrongly, prepared to give him this season to make up their minds on him (both fans and press) after two contrasting campaigns. Well he's had that now and this is the result? Who in there right mind would be happy with it? It's further proven: - he's utterly reliant on stars to dig his s*** football out of a hole - he's a defensive coach that can't organise a defence - he can't deal with flair - he lies - he struggles to influence a game during the match - if we go behind it's curtains - etc. - etc. He's the manager of one of the most boring team to watch in the league. It's as simple. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 I think a lot of people were, rightly or wrongly, prepared to give him this season to make up their minds on him (both fans and press) after two contrasting campaigns. Well he's had that now and this is the result? Who in there right mind would be happy with it? It's further proven: - he's utterly reliant on stars to dig his s*** football out of a hole - he's a defensive coach that can't organise a defence - he can't deal with flair - he lies - he struggles to influence a game during the match - if we go behind it's curtains - etc. - etc. He's the manager of one of the most boring team to watch in the league. It's as simple. I can think of at least 8 teams more boring. We're entertaining for the neutral. We play OK football or get utterly dicked most of the time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 OK football Would rather watch Angus Deayton rim my dad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 OK football Would rather watch Angus Deayton rim my dad. Was that your dad? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 I don't think we're boring at all with Remy in the side. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparkzter Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 ok football? I've been going to different games as you it seems. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tollemache Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Plus the vast majority of the media don't want to see a successful Newcastle United, that seems quite clear by now. Nah, they don't give a shit either way, but there's a vague long-term narrative of Newcastle as a chaotic joke club, which they're obviously going to pounce on if given the chance, just for the sake of a story. If we suddenly started challenging for the title or got to a cup final, they'd cover that with relish too and it'd be all about the return of the entertainers or something. They just want any old story and we've had this habit of giving them negative ones so far this century. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 ok football? I've been going to different games as you it seems. I don't go to the games. When we win it's usually because we've played ok football with Remy in the side. And if we don't we get utterly dicked. Either way we're not boring for the neutral. We most certainly were last season, mind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparkzter Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 ok football? I've been going to different games as you it seems. I don't go to the games. When we win it's usually because we've played ok football with Remy in the side. And if we don't we get utterly dicked. Either way we're not boring for the neutral. We most certainly were last season, mind. I take your point about it not being boring for the neutral, but for fans of nufc it's totally painful and miserable. Even with Remy playing we aren't good, he is just a class above and gets the goals. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shayno Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Think it might take losing the next three games (Manure Home, Stoke away and Swansea Home) for this bad human being to get fired. Mon 21st of April could be the date my friends... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 i said a week or two ago that williamson might well end up being our starting CB next season and no-one was having it actually why am i :lol:ing? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 I hear he's gone? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Anyone who does a 'Pardew sacked' as an April fools joke tomorrow should get a perma ban Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 I was a victim Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallsendmag Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 ok football? I've been going to different games as you it seems. I don't go to the games. When we win it's usually because we've played ok football with Remy in the side. And if we don't we get utterly dicked. Either way we're not boring for the neutral. We most certainly were last season, mind. Our last 2 home wins were Villa and Palace. They were both pretty boring games tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 The decent football that we played has either been away from home, on the back of a dominant Cabaye performance or both. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dontooner Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 ok football? I've been going to different games as you it seems. I don't go to the games. When we win it's usually because we've played ok football with Remy in the side. And if we don't we get utterly dicked. Either way we're not boring for the neutral. We most certainly were last season, mind. Being told by many mates how horrible our football is, trying to nick a goal is by far our most consistent tactic. They can't tell how we are playing, no style or formula at all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 http://metro.co.uk/2014/04/01/are-newcastle-united-currently-the-worst-team-in-the-premier-league-4683548/ (Written from a Southampton fan's perspective. Not really much about us in there tbh. ) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DubblyDubblyDubbly Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 http://metro.co.uk/2014/04/01/are-newcastle-united-currently-the-worst-team-in-the-premier-league-4683548/ (Written from a Southampton fan's perspective. Not really much about us in there tbh. ) The link on the bottom of that article is both accurate and scathing. http://metro.co.uk/2014/03/30/change-the-record-newcastle-united-fans-have-heard-all-alan-pardews-lame-excuses-before-4683564/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ste Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 He won't go this season or in the summer. He's kept us up. Job done. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Happy face finally come over to the darkside? Been saying since February that form/results have sunk to such a consistently low level that the concerns over Ashley's ability to replace with better no longer eclipse concerns over Pardew's performance. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Pardew's ideal (realistic) team would be something like this - Krul Debuchy Willo Colo Dummet Sissoko Noble Tiote Jonas Gouffran Carroll Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrettNUFC Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Pardew's ideal (realistic) team would be something like this - Krul Debuchy Willo Colo Dummet Sissoko Noble Tiote Jonas Gouffran Carroll He's not convinced with Dummett, like. He'll have Santon in ahead of him but he's not convinced with any of our left backs because none of them can defend Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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