Yorkie Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 I imagine a lot of the players are probably still quite fond of him because he lets them get away with absolute murder. I suppose that's a type of losing the dressing room. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Serious question here, what do people genuinely think we do in training? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Serious question here, what do people genuinely think we do in training? Work on stopping the opposition Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 I imagine a lot of the players are probably still quite fond of him because he lets them get away with absolute murder. I suppose that's a type of losing the dressing room. What I find funny is that he's obviously lost players like Marveaux and Ben Arfa, who ironically are fit, but now his blue eyed boys like Remy, Sissoko and Gouffran can't be arsed to play for him either. Can't say I blame them either, why risk your world cup for that bell end? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Serious question here, what do people genuinely think we do in training? Stand in line pulling their bumcheeks apart as far a possible. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4eva Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Serious question here, what do people genuinely think we do in training? Work on stopping the opposition Yet we are the shittest in the league at stopping the opposition we are so shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Serious question here, what do people genuinely think we do in training? Work on stopping the opposition Yet we are the shittest in the league at stopping the opposition we are so s***. It's mind blowing isn't it? Defensive manager who can't even keep it tight Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocker Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Fuck off Alan, we all hate you. Fucking cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NobbyOhNobby Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Apparently he's at the Feyenoord game today, one of my mates was on the same plane as him to Amsterdam. Sadly said mate didn't punch Pardew Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmonkey Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Serious question here, what do people genuinely think we do in training? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Your mate should have done the honorable thing and smashed a window. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David28 Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Serious question here, what do people genuinely think we do in training? A bit like watching Homer Simpson at work tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Serious question here, what do people genuinely think we do in training? Before or after 40 points? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 The sad thing is the only way Pardew is going to leave SJP is in a coffin, the uplifting thing is that there is no shortage of fans happy to create that situation. This guy must surely get online delivery when he does his shopping, there is no way he is free to walk around Newcastle without being attacked. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 The sad thing is the only way Pardew is going to leave SJP is in a coffin, the uplifting thing is that there is no shortage of fans happy to create that situation. This guy must surely get online delivery when he does his shopping, there is no way he is free to walk around Newcastle without being attacked. You need help. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 The sad thing is the only way Pardew is going to leave SJP is in a coffin, the uplifting thing is that there is no shortage of fans happy to create that situation. This guy must surely get online delivery when he does his shopping, there is no way he is free to walk around Newcastle without being attacked. You need help. Too far gone. I had a shrink one time, now she's the one cutting her wrists and smearing shit up the walls in her padded cell. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 The sad thing is the only way Pardew is going to leave SJP is in a coffin, the uplifting thing is that there is no shortage of fans happy to create that situation. This guy must surely get online delivery when he does his shopping, there is no way he is free to walk around Newcastle without being attacked. Iirc ronaldo posted last week saying people ask Pardew for autographs and photos when he's in town Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 The sad thing is the only way Pardew is going to leave SJP is in a coffin, the uplifting thing is that there is no shortage of fans happy to create that situation. This guy must surely get online delivery when he does his shopping, there is no way he is free to walk around Newcastle without being attacked. Iirc ronaldo posted last week saying people ask Pardew for autographs and photos when he's in town And I'm the one who needs help? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest H09 Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Serious question here, what do people genuinely think we do in training? Watch the trains pass and giggle when it's a Virgin Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Serious question here, what do people genuinely think we do in training? A bit like watching Homer Simpson at work tbh. the worst part of this video is i can quite easily imagine it being indicative of what we spend a large chunk of our training on, the other chunk learning how to stop the other team scoring goals Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Serious question here, what do people genuinely think we do in training? Stick Williamson and Santon on a pitch by themselves. Let Santon float corners in Williamson's direction, and with a standing jump, see if he can head it vaguely near the empty net. As there's no-one to challenge him, this is viewed as a great success and is why we persist with it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Still not as bad as they Allardyce training session Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Still not as bad as they Allardyce training session "You're 4-2-4 too soon!" Milner wide left, Smith wide right. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 88% want him sacked on the chronicle poll. Heartening I guess If we get beat 3-0 off Stoke next week maybe the penny will drop for a few more. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curtained Wasp Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Nothing from the club, nothing from the players, just this cunt trying to represent his own failings. Fucking wankers all of them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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