TRon Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Imagine Alan Smith trying to explain to a team how to score a goal. "Then you cross it in, and you big man, you eh, you...ah I'm sure something comes next!" He could always try calling Pards, "it's the process you haz to get right Smiffy. But you haz to be middle claarss edjucayted to understand wot the process is and 'ow to implement it". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 http://oi60.tinypic.com/raxmqp.jpg That's damning. Any table on defeats with 3 goals margin or more? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Nice write up HF. You'll want to fix the spelling of 'indiscretion' if you're going to publish anywhere like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Nice write up HF. You'll want to fix the spelling of 'indiscretion' if you're going to publish anywhere like. cheers I'm off to complain to Microsoft about the failure of their spellcheck function. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 http://i61.tinypic.com/2z7jy3l.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TaylorJ_01 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 shazam Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 http://oi60.tinypic.com/raxmqp.jpg Charlton in 4th - still recovering from being pardewed after all this time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 The capital letters in the title are all I can look at. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Shock. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Imagine Alan Smith trying to explain to a team how to score a goal. "Then you cross it in, and you big man, you eh, you...ah I'm sure something comes next!" He could always try calling Pards, "it's the process you haz to get right Smiffy. But you haz to be middle claarss edjucayted to understand wot the process is and 'ow to implement it". Something something fret Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddy Chibas Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 Imagine Alan Smith trying to explain to a team how to score a goal. "Then you cross it in, and you big man, you eh, you...ah I'm sure something comes next!" He could always try calling Pards, "it's the process you haz to get right Smiffy. But you haz to be middle claarss edjucayted to understand wot the process is and 'ow to implement it". ......... utilising his many football analysis programs, Alain Pardoit emails Smith a bunch of mumbo-jumbo spreadsheets. Insert 'Scanners' GIF of Smithy's head exploding. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 Sadly, I think the chances Ashley gets rid of Pardew are slim to none. He didn't pull the trigger after last season's disastrous campaign, and he didn't when he had the perfect excuse after the Meyler incident (probably wouldn't have had to pay compensation then either). Protests and criticism from the press will only strenghten the fat cunt's resolve too, knowing Ashley. I fully expect Pardew to be here next season, especially as from Ashley's perspective he is doing a nigh on perfect job. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 Quite surprised by the poll. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 If any players in Europe have been paying any attention, they'll have seen the destruction of certain international careers recently. Players like Krul, Anita, MYM, Santon, Ben Arfa were either close to, or in the international set-up, at some point in or just before their Newcastle career. Now they're all completely out in the cold right before a World Cup. That's going to make finding good talent in places like France much more difficult. Moving to the Premier League's meant to solidify your international career, not ruin it. Really good point, Wullie. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
buzza Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 If any players in Europe have been paying any attention, they'll have seen the destruction of certain international careers recently. Players like Krul, Anita, MYM, Santon, Ben Arfa were either close to, or in the international set-up, at some point in or just before their Newcastle career. Now they're all completely out in the cold right before a World Cup. That's going to make finding good talent in places like France much more difficult. Moving to the Premier League's meant to solidify your international career, not ruin it. Really good point, Wullie. Also, if we were intent on signing someone like Cabella and he happened to pick up the phone to talk to one of our resident frenchies, what do you think the response would be? Can't imagine anything positive being said apart from the wage hike. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 While I agree with Wullie's point to an extent the club could quite easily point to Cabaye enhancing his reputation while with us and now playing for about the richest club in the world. He put in the effort and had the right attitude most of the time, got his rewards, while the others only have themselves to blame etc. Not what I think but assuming the money is on the table the fact we're crippling promising careers under Pardew can and will be swept away easy enough if no one else wants them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 Sadly, I think the chances Ashley gets rid of Pardew are slim to none. He didn't pull the trigger after last season's disastrous campaign, and he didn't when he had the perfect excuse after the Meyler incident (probably wouldn't have had to pay compensation then either). Protests and criticism from the press will only strenghten the fat c***'s resolve too, knowing Ashley. I fully expect Pardew to be here next season, especially as from Ashley's perspective he is doing a nigh on perfect job. Only way I can see him getting the sack is either a genuine concern of relegation or the squad turning against him. And he apparently has his supporters in the dressing room. Wouldn't be surprised to see him brainwash some of those dumber players into his gang and you can only hope his ego self-destructs sufficiently to turn even those idiots against him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 This cunt gone yet ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willow Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 This cunt gone yet ? Yup, left last night. Apparently the new guy is fit and ready to rumble http://news.images.itv.com/image/file/220499/article_1b59cbd7caf94c5e_1371545576_9j-4aaqsk.jpeg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 This cunt gone yet ? Yup, left last night. Apparently the new guy is fit and ready to rumble http://news.images.itv.com/image/file/220499/article_1b59cbd7caf94c5e_1371545576_9j-4aaqsk.jpeg Dear god, hat trick return Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 Sure, Ashley can try sacking Pardew after fans beginning to turn on him, then appoint Kinnear on a third spell to placate the supporters. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 While i understand why people are saying Ashley won't sack him, I think he will if we continue to lose badly, the fans are turning and if we lose to both Welsh clubs at home, with both struggling below us. We'll get hammered in both away games, i can see a glimmer of light, just a glimmer but it's a straw i'm going to clutch on to. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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