Nepharite Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Is that twat Lowes getting free meals at SJP, would explain this drivel? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor Swift Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Meaty Mick Lowes could not get his tongue any further up the King's orifice: http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/news/features/2014-15-season-preview-newcastle-united.html "Alan Pardew works well with players, he gets the best out the players he has" He took charge in December 2010 and was named Barclays Manager of the Season 18 months later, having guided the club to fifth and a place in the Europa League. That was Newcastle's highest finish since the 1996/97 campaign, when they were runners-up to Manchester United. Jesus Christ. It was last week that was the 5th anniversary of SBR's passing and this tit has forgotten his whole reign. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Lowes was obviously p*ssed when he wrote that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Probably scared of getting banned like the rest of them but some of those comments are incredible. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelphish Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 What is the special qualities of Alan Pardew? He is a good man-manager and likes to be active on the training pitch. He is a good coach. He is the second-longest serving manager in the Premier League. Newcastle United have finished fifth under him and they returned to European competition which they hadn't been for a number of years. Again this summer he has rebuilt the squad. http://i.imgur.com/Zkv6Gt4.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 What is the special qualities of Alan Pardew? He is a good man-manager and likes to be active on the training pitch. He is a good coach. He is the second-longest serving manager in the Premier League. Newcastle United have finished fifth under him and they returned to European competition which they hadn't been for a number of years. Again this summer he has rebuilt the squad. About 6/7 months ago, that could have been lifted from here Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 What is the special qualities of Alan Pardew? He is a good man-manager and likes to be active on the training pitch. He is a good coach. He is the second-longest serving manager in the Premier League. Newcastle United have finished fifth under him and they returned to European competition which they hadn't been for a number of years. Again this summer he has rebuilt the squad. About 6/7 months ago, that could have been lifted from here Notice how he only list one positive, which he isn't actually good at lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiemag Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 What is the special qualities of Alan Pardew? He is a good shithouse man-manager and likes to be active on prance around the training pitch like a king. He is a good shithouse coach. He is the second-longest serving manager in the Premier League, because his boss is a tight arse who is unwilling to pay out his 8 year contract. He also likes the fact he licks out his bum hole on a weekly basis and never kicks up a stink over the disastrous way the club is run. Newcastle United have finished fifth under him due to an abundance of luck and they returned to European competition which they hadn't been for a number of years Pardew blamed for the poor league position the following season . Again this summer he has been provided with a rebuilt the squad, of which Im almost certain he will play out of position and completely fuck up some talented individuals. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Mick Lowes is a complete arse hole like. I've thought as much since I saw him in Nine , pissed out of his head at like 6pm, sleazing over some young lass he had working for him, swearing disgustingly every other word and saying that the fans are "So f***ing petty" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 did pardew actually say "we won the second half"? am sure I read it somewhere. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Meaty Mick Lowes could not get his tongue any further up the King's orifice: http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/news/features/2014-15-season-preview-newcastle-united.html "Alan Pardew works well with players, he gets the best out the players he has" He took charge in December 2010 and was named Barclays Manager of the Season 18 months later, having guided the club to fifth and a place in the Europa League. That was Newcastle's highest finish since the 1996/97 campaign, when they were runners-up to Manchester United. Jesus Christ. It was last week that was the 5th anniversary of SBR's passing and this tit has forgotten his whole reign. Please tell me that someone that commentates on Newcastle every week isn't THAT thick to write that/skim read what his poor intern floozy has written and given it the okay. That's fucking terrible. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ste Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 did pardew actually say "we won the second half"? am sure I read it somewhere. Could have been written by someone on here, but sometimes the most ludicrous of made up comments on here are difficult to distinguish from what Pardew actually comes out with. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 http://www.themag.co.uk/the-mag-articles/alan-pardew-managed-win-second-half/ wind up, Shirley? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Is that twat Lowes getting free meals at SJP, would explain this drivel? Would explain why we won't spend any money, if he's eating on the club's expense then we genuinely are totally skint. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasper Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 No fucking way Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiemag Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 did pardew actually say "we won the second half"? am sure I read it somewhere. Could have been written by someone on here, but sometimes the most ludicrous of made up comments on here are difficult to distinguish from what Pardew actually comes out with. He did say this. The quote was something like, "going in at 3-0 down we were certainly up against it and you dont come back from that score. We won the second half, and I'm quite happy about that. " Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
maybe_next_year Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 did pardew actually say "we won the second half"? am sure I read it somewhere. Could have been written by someone on here, but sometimes the most ludicrous of made up comments on here are difficult to distinguish from what Pardew actually comes out with. He did say this. The quote was something like, "going in at 3-0 down we were certainly up against it and you dont come back from that score. We won the second half, and I'm quite happy about that. " what an inspirational speaker Pardew is, basically saying "well lads, you're fucked now. I mean, you can't go and score 3 goals in one half, that would just be ludicrous" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Play him a tape of the Arsenal game at SJP. In fairness though he's just looking for something positive to take from the game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/mark-douglas-newcastle-manager-alan-7554473 local press need to keep up the pressure on this fraud/hypocrite/liar/c**t. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 He will take positives from absolutely anything if he thinks it will make him look better. It's one of the characteristics that make him a world class cunt. "I fort his distribution was world clarss today. And he was ap and daren all day." "Alan, you lost 5-0 and your midfield was totally over run?" "I appreciate that but I'm talking abahht Gordon the programme seller." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Meaty Mick Lowes could not get his tongue any further up the King's orifice: http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/news/features/2014-15-season-preview-newcastle-united.html "Alan Pardew works well with players, he gets the best out the players he has" He took charge in December 2010 and was named Barclays Manager of the Season 18 months later, having guided the club to fifth and a place in the Europa League. That was Newcastle's highest finish since the 1996/97 campaign, when they were runners-up to Manchester United. Jesus Christ. It was last week that was the 5th anniversary of SBR's passing and this tit has forgotten his whole reign. Please tell me that someone that commentates on Newcastle every week isn't THAT thick to write that/skim read what his poor intern floozy has written and given it the okay. That's fucking terrible. Nah the top bit isn't Mick Lowes I don't think. Just the second half of it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deckard 13 Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Just read the article on the chronicle website where he says he was the reason the first half was so bad, then he goes on to blame the kids again. This guy is like clock work. So predictable. No mention of the back 4 being garbage or the team having no sense of direction, just that the bairns let him down. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Just read the article on the chronicle website where he says he was the reason the first half was so bad, then he goes on to blame the kids again. This guy is like clock work. So predictable. No mention of the back 4 being garbage or the team having no sense of direction, just that the bairns let him down. Aye, the only thing he did wrong was playing the kids, the prick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Just read the article on the chronicle website where he says he was the reason the first half was so bad, then he goes on to blame the kids again. This guy is like clock work. So predictable. No mention of the back 4 being garbage or the team having no sense of direction, just that the bairns let him down. Aye, the only thing he did wrong was playing the kids, the prick. Two midget centre forwards with only the odd boot upfield from Robbie Elliott must count as decent service in Pardew's world. It must have been their fault we lost. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 He said it was his fault. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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