Dave Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Can't understand how people express frustration at mountains being made out of molehills when it's been the basis of the Premier League for well over a decade. The whole thing is bred on hype. In my defence I'm both hungover and drunk, it's hard to speak in anything more creative than cliches! It's probably why I tend to ignore the media to be honest. I watched MOTD this week, normally I've got it video'd and skip through all analysis and interviews. Load of old shite, apart from the action itself. Haha, I didn't even notice you'd used that phrase. My post wasn't aimed at you in particular. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 The Teflon motherfucker.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 I'm sorry but you just can't do what he did, it's bad enough a player doing it but how can you manage a team after that? It's shown the club will back Pardew to very end and there is virtually nothing he can do that won't get him the sack, unlike previous managers. It's not like this is a first time incident of Pardew doing stuff on the touchline he shouldn't be doing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 I hope Ben Arfa nuts the cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Tell you what though, I'm going to head-butt the thick cunt who decides too compare him to Sir Bobby, not a patch on Sir Bobby in any way whatsoever. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Apparently the German manager in the gif got a 3 month touch line ban. Reckon if Pardew gets a similar one, Ashley might still sack him? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Apparently the German manager in the gif got a 3 month touch line ban. Reckon if Pardew gets a similar one, Ashley might still sack him? More importantly that manager got sacked. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Apparently the German manager in the gif got a 3 month touch line ban. Reckon if Pardew gets a similar one, Ashley might still sack him? Nah, he'd just let Carver take charge until the end of the season and the beginning of the season. The only way he will be sacked as a manger if the FA turn around and say he can no longer manage and revoke his licence. Even then I would expect Ashley to appoint him as DOF or club president or something along those lines. If the club was going to sack him they would have not fined and warned him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Apparently the German manager in the gif got a 3 month touch line ban. Reckon if Pardew gets a similar one, Ashley might still sack him? If Ashley intended on sacking him, this fine would be a lot more. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zippity Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Sh** football, sh** excuses, sh** derby record, *shit cup record, sh** headbutts, sh** accent, sh** hair, sh** music taste (you just know he likes T'pau, Brotherhood of Man and early Doctor Hook). What a tw@t. (obviously the 'early Hook' thing was a red herring. it was when they turned to disco that it all went wrong) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 I can't believe people still respect this guy, I lose respect for managers if I disagree with what they say in conferences (Contentious decisions and such), let alone what this guy has just done Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHoob Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 The Teflon motherfucker.... http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/166/752/soclose.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GeordieAce Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 The bloke is a moron no doubt about it. But is this 'incident' really as bad as Mourinho's eye gouge where he was fined €600 and handed a 2 match ban? For me a fine and 3 games should be the punishment for what was nothing more than hand bags. I'm actually pleased the club have fined him and give him a warning, he's an absolute idiot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 The persistent "if I did that at work" argument really doesn't make any sense. Clearly different jobs have different standards and footballers don't play by the same rules as the rest of us. He's the manager. The very hierarchy that exist in work mean that a manager has more power and would therefore get a more severe punishment for an indescretion That is indeed how is it should work in theory. I'm just pointing out a flaw in the logic of the "I would get sacked for that" argument that comes up whenever this sort of transgression occurs though. Just because I would get sacked at work for headbutting someone doesn't have any bearing on what would/should happen to Pardew or anyone else. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 He's going to get fined by the FA as well, and banned obviously. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Apparently the German manager in the gif got a 3 month touch line ban. Reckon if Pardew gets a similar one, Ashley might still sack him? If Ashley intended on sacking him, this fine would be a lot more. There wouldn't be a fine at all. The fact that the club is willing to engage in internal sanctions to quell the media and try to lower the FA ban is clear evidence that they stand 100% behind their manager. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Or like suggested it was just a token gesture to appease the public and he probably won't even pay it. This is what I think. The club won't have even given him a warning either. Since there is 2 weeks until our next match you would have thought they could have at least suspended him for a few days to have 'an investigation'. Instead the club have saw the incident said "We don't want to sack him so lets just take discipline against him ASAP to show we won't stand for it." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Hope his wife's locked him out the bedroom for ruining her summer in Brazil. Horrible shitbag. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Apparently the German manager in the gif got a 3 month touch line ban. Reckon if Pardew gets a similar one, Ashley might still sack him? If Ashley intended on sacking him, this fine would be a lot more. There wouldn't be a fine at all. The fact that the club is willing to engage in internal sanctions to quell the media and try to lower the FA ban is clear evidence that they stand 100% behind their manager. It was a joke, about claiming back the compo. Never mind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikejaxer Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 So I was watching Match of the Day when he said "Breaking news, Newcastle United have issued a statement." I was all ready to dance about and cheer at Pardew being sacked, imagine my disappointment to hear that it's only a fine. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 fuck fuckin this. what a cunt. on a side not, carver laughing his cock off during the kerfuffle was gold. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
merlin Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 If there had been any intention of firing Pardew, the club have had plenty of ammunition before this latest fiasco - not even Fergie, despite all his ranting and raving on the touchline, stooped to something like this but after the terrible results in the second half of last season(Liverpool, Man C, Mackems at SJP and scraping away from relegation on the last day, despite millions being spent in January added to FAC surrenders)if Ashley had any intention of sacking him he would have gone last summer. No, he suits their purpose, dumbs down the fans and is cheap - he may go in summer but I wouldn't put my house on it... Championship level manager at best and his desperation is now showing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
merlin Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 He went up in my estimation. Didn't think he cared that much. The number of self righteous t%%s on this board is amazing. I guess Remy should face the firing squad too? Since when was Remy in charge of the team and required to set an example to that team as well as being a person who rightly reflects the responsible position as manager that Pardew has..? Its obvious you are a Pardew fan but this is ridiculous. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 The Facebook comments on the official club's post on this are "Don't fine him 100k pay him 100k, he showed fight and passion. Without Alan Pardew we would now be in the Championship or worse. What about the player pushing an older weaker man, the Hull player was a bully who Alan Pardew stood up to. I fully back Alan Pardew's actions." 20 likes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Away Toon Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 We really are stuck with this motherfucker for the forseeable future. Soul destroying. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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