Guest bimpy474 Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Hope eveyone's ready for Carver and Stone to win a game and say "this was for Alan"! You'll mess yourself and Brett will kiss his action man http://i.imgur.com/8zx6Kw2.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David28 Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Hope he falls off the roof of the ground in to the Thames trying to sneak in to Fulham, the greasy slimeball cunt. The slick of oil would be like nothing London has seen before. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 NUFC have booked a hotel suite and are going to have Pardew there with his video analysts, video conferencing etc according to the Journal All this effort for someone who doesn't even know what he's doing. How aggravating. To be fair Pardew is shit but he is still probably a hundred times better than Carver Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 He's such a jammy, slippery sod. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David28 Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 NUFC have booked a hotel suite and are going to have Pardew there with his video analysts, video conferencing etc according to the Journal The picture of pardew sitting in a suite, surrounded by some hot chicks and a drink in his hand... Yeah... he'll probably making some good decisions finally. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 NUFC have booked a hotel suite and are going to have Pardew there with his video analysts, video conferencing etc according to the Journal The picture of pardew sitting in a suite, surrounded by the players' wives and his cock in his hand... Yeah... he'll probably making some good decisions finally. FYP Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodneyCisse Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 He's going to be a massive miss, probably lose all the games without him there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Far too lenient. Should've been banned from the sport completely, the horrible bastard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimbo Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Could always hire Larry Middleman http://www.hwdyk.com/q/images/ad_3_3_3.jpghttp://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/Surrogate.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Hope eveyone's ready for Carver and Stone to win a game and say "this was for Alan"! You'll mess yourself and Brett will kiss his action man http://i.imgur.com/8zx6Kw2.png He is well toned. Dem kegs! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Bit of a lenient punishment imho. Really thought they would make an example of him. Ah well, hope the cunt learns from this (which is doubtful). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 He's going to be a massive miss, probably lose all the games without him there. http://i.imgur.com/F5HcEcF.gif http://i.imgur.com/IENYQ5l.gif http://i.imgur.com/sgQsGO6.gif http://i.imgur.com/V2OgF30.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jtm_92 Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 The press won't like this, they were demanding a 10 match stadium ban (well the daily mail were ), I think the punishment is fair but everyone has got their own view on it. I would not be surprised if the fa appealed the decision since they never carried out the review, plus the guardian are reporting that pardews advisor's exploited any previous punishments that the fa have given out to managers headbutting players, example was kidderminister Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weezertron Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Could always hire Larry Middleman http://www.hwdyk.com/q/images/ad_3_3_3.jpghttp://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/Surrogate.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 http://i.imgur.com/6R3HSU7.png Good predicting dudes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Can't see this deterring another manager btw, which is what it should do. Then again no manager is scum enough to try and nut someone. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Can't see this deterring another manager btw, which is what it should do. Then again no manager is scum enough to try and nut someone. Really? I can. Other managers have stuff to play for. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 As if this prick is our manager ffs man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Can't see this deterring another manager btw, which is what it should do. Then again no manager is scum enough to try and nut someone. Really? I can. Other managers have stuff to play for. And also the possibility they'll lose their job. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 He's going to be a massive miss, probably lose all the games without him there. http://i.imgur.com/F5HcEcF.gif http://i.imgur.com/IENYQ5l.gif http://i.imgur.com/sgQsGO6.gif http://i.imgur.com/V2OgF30.gif wtf Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Hope eveyone's ready for Carver and Stone to win a game and say "this was for Alan"! You'll mess yourself and Brett will kiss his action man http://i.imgur.com/8zx6Kw2.png He is well toned. Dem kegs! But look at the 'hello sailor' left hand Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/newcastles-alan-pardew-headbutt-touchline-3231332 Alan Pardew has been handed the heaviest punishment ever dished out to a Premier League boss over his infamous headbutt of an opposition player - but is set to ban HIMSELF from the touchline for even longer. Newcastle manager Pardew was given a three-game stadium ban, banished from the touchline for an additional four matches and fined £60,000 after admitting improper conduct to an FA disciplinary hearing. Pardew's assault on Hull midfielder David Meyler has now cost him £160,000 in fines, including £100,000 from his employers, plus huge damage to his reputation. The 52-year-old will not be allowed to attend the Magpies' clash at Fulham this weekend, or the home games against Crystal Palace (March 22) and Everton (March 25). He can be in the stands but won't be allowed to communicate with his coaches for the games at Southampton (March 29) and Stoke (April 12), and home to Manchester United (April 5) and Swansea (April 19). When Pardew is eligible to fully take charge again, beginning at Arsenal on April 28, he will choose to stay in the stands for the start of games; and if he makes his way to the dug-out later in matches, he will stay seated and not prowl the pitch-side technical area. Pardew said: "As I have made clear, I deeply regret the incident and again wholeheartedly apologise to all parties for my conduct, which I understand was not acceptable. "I will accept the punishment handed down by the FA today. My focus now turns to preparing the team for this weekend's game against Fulham and finishing the season as strongly as possible." The stadium ban means Pardew will give his pre-match team-talk at the Magpies' London hotel this weekend, then hand over the minute-by-minute decisions to his No.2, John Carver. He will not be allowed any contact with his coaching team during the game, but will hold a post-match debrief when the players fly home. Pardew's sentence has been criticised as lenient by some, but the Independent Regulatory Commission took into consideration his very early apology - which was made to television cameras within a couple of minutes of Newcastle's 4-1 win over Hull on March 1. The fact that Meyler was undamaged by Pardew's headbutt, which lacked power and intent to badly injure, may also have counted in his favour. Pardew will continue to take his pre-match press conferences but won't take post-match questions. There is relief at the club that the FA ban did not extend into next season, and will be seen out during a period where Newcastle are not threatened by relegation, or are contesting the FA Cup. Stadium bans for managers are rare with the longest - of five games - served by then Blackpool boss Paul Ince earlier this season for threatening to knock out a fourth official Mark Pottage during a match against Bournemouth. wat Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Could always hire Larry Middleman http://www.hwdyk.com/q/images/ad_3_3_3.jpghttp://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/Surrogate.jpg perfect Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Hope eveyone's ready for Carver and Stone to win a game and say "this was for Alan"! You'll mess yourself and Brett will kiss his action man http://i.imgur.com/8zx6Kw2.png He is well toned. Dem kegs! But look at the 'hello sailor' left hand Orange body, white heed. Fake tan fail. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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