Memphis Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 "The first arf wuz all uphill for us, and after half time, if I'm honest, it was all downhill from there." "Jack and Jill suffered under those conditions and we was no different" That's superb! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 These made up quotes are killing me Have really had to think about whether some of them are fake or not. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shays Given Tim Flowers Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 "We have got ourselves under a bit of pressure with recent results. That's put a lot of pressure on us. Stoke don't really have that to concern them going into the game." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Wait, that one's got to be real right? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curtained Wasp Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 "The first arf wuz all uphill for us, and after half time, if I'm honest, it was all downhill from there." "Jack and Jill suffered under those conditions and we was no different" 'Awways difficut when yuhv a hole in yuh bucket.' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben-nufc Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Stoke and throw-ins are synonymous. They just got it over the line more than us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Has he done his depresser yet? I have my coffee here ready for a giggle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 George Caulkin @CaulkinTheTimes 2m #Nufc transfer bingo begins. Pardew: "If there's 2 or 3 that leave then we have to replace them on top of the 2 we want to bring in." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 It begins. Sigh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 On top of the two we want to bring in. Amazing, it really is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocker Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 'We wuz bang up for this game until Colo put on a Guns 'N' Roses record. Willo pointed out Slash spent a few years in Stoke when he wuz a kid. I must admit it unnerved us a lot, we lost a bit of the positivity after that, which was a shame because usually we're on the front foot. Europe.' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 On top of the two we want to bring in. Amazing, it really is. because we really give a shit about Pards opinion on transfers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 So losing Remy, Gosling, Shola, De Jong (probably) Colo (possibly) and already lost Perch and Cabaye we're looking to bring in 2 players. Great. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
healthyaddiction Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Surely the quote implies we'd get replacements for all those player plus 2 others. It's bollocks obviously, but that's what he's saying. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanSkÃrare Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 We'll lose: Marveaux, Obertan, Ben Arfa, Shola, De Jong, Cissé, Rémy, Coloccini, Jonas, Gosling and maybe Santon. Probably Debuchy as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curtained Wasp Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 We'll lose: Marveaux, Obertan, Ben Arfa, Shola, De Jong, Cissé, Rémy, Coloccini, Jonas, Gosling and maybe Santon. Probably Debuchy as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dilligaf Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 "We have played three teams - I know you could argue Southampton weren't above us at the time, but three teams in that top half. "We have another one on Saturday and I think it's fair at the moment that we have been a little bit distant from them and we need to close that gap." So he wants to close the gap with Stoke? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxfree Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 "We have played three teams - I know you could argue Southampton weren't above us at the time, but three teams in that top half. "We have another one on Saturday and I think it's fair at the moment that we have been a little bit distant from them and we need to close that gap." So he wants to close the gap with Stoke? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curtained Wasp Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 "We have played three teams - I know you could argue Southampton weren't above us at the time, but three teams in that top half. "We have another one on Saturday and I think it's fair at the moment that we have been a little bit distant from them and we need to close that gap." http://pics.funsniper.com/1276-www.funsniper.com-stop-talking-shit.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 "We have played three teams - I know you could argue Southampton weren't above us at the time, but three teams in that top half. "We have another one on Saturday and I think it's fair at the moment that we have been a little bit distant from them and we need to close that gap." So he wants to close the gap with Stoke? Two gaffes for the price of one Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Can't expect us to beat draw score against teams in the top half of the table. Deluded geordies. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curtained Wasp Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Can't expect us to beat draw score against teams in the top half of the table. Deluded geordies. 'They'd rather lose 3 or 4 nil than score the occasional goal!' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 This guy My God he's a stupid man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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