Guest Roger Kint Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 George Caulkin @CaulkinTheTimes · 42m Pardew presser: "I wasn't set any targets for this season - the only targets we set for ourselves." #Nufc George Caulkin @CaulkinTheTimes · 41m Lee Charnley said on his promotion last month: "our minimum target for this campaign is a top-10 finish." #Nufc I'm sure Pardew has been quoted saying top 10 is his target this season. Cowardly fuckwit, he's going to fail again so he's trying to move the goalposts. Hey, cockmuncher, you're not a Jedi, we do remember the shit you come out with. He has said it every bastard week for the last 6 months. Multiple times each week tbh. The blokes shitting himself now. He said this immediately before we fell apart after Xmas "I don't know if we can be any more consistent than we are at the moment with 19 points from 24," said the manager, Alan Pardew. "The board are after a top-10 finish but that doesn't mean we can't do better. We're aiming higher." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 How is this mofo still with a job in this league? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 George Caulkin @CaulkinTheTimes · 42m Pardew presser: "I wasn't set any targets for this season - the only targets we set for ourselves." #Nufc George Caulkin @CaulkinTheTimes · 41m Lee Charnley said on his promotion last month: "our minimum target for this campaign is a top-10 finish." #Nufc Just...I mean...just FIRE him. Christ! FIRE HIM. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Caulkin is class. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Not prepared to quit apparently: He said: "No, I won't walk away. I love this job and I am going too fight as long as I can for it. That's what I have always done. "I have been in tricky situations before. This is a situation where I perhaps need to dig deep, and I have got no problem in doing that. "I will dig deep on Saturday and make sure I make the right decisions to get us a win." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Beats cardiff declares the king is back. He is desperate to close the season out and let it blow over. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggs Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Has Ashley ever been involved in gambling?(no nufc jokes needed ) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1059237/Newcastle-United-tycoon-Mike-Ashley-lost-300m-HBOS-bet.html From 2008, and the daily mail (I know) but the headline alone shows that, yeah, Mikey likes a flutter or two. Liking a flutter or two isnt being 'involved in gambling' Nigh on everyone likes a bet tbh. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/1926636/Newcastle-boss-Mike-Ashley-wins-1.3m-on-roulette-spin.html "According to the Mail on Sunday, the reclusive tycoon and passionate football fan" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggs Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Anyone fancy the Mick Quinn talk in at Lemington Social club tonight 8.00 with Toon fans spokesperson and good egg Steve "gangsters moll" Wraith Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHoob Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 People pay to listen to Steve Wraith? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggs Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 People pay to listen to Steve Wraith? No just there as a fluffer for mick quinn Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickthemagpie Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Got a seething rage building up inside for this game, add in several bottles of Cobra and a Vindaloo in the Rupali before the game and the atmosphere around me is likely to be particularly unpleasant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcastle Fan Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Wish someone would just walk up and punch the fucker in the face, will be more than worth the life time ban, and the jail time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 @timetogoalan gathering some steam, keep helping us out. Also, visit the protests board. Think it's building momentum nicely for Saturday... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Might be Alan "Seven in a row" on Saturday evening. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Might be Alan "Seven in a row" on Saturday evening. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Deed poll bills through the roof. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 “There are some criticisms that all managers get in the Premier League. “And you have to rise above it." How about you actually listen to some of the criticism you get instead you deluded wanker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Not prepared to quit apparently: He said: "No, I won't walk away. I love this job and I am going too fight as long as I can for it. That's what I have always done. "I have been in tricky situations before. This is a situation where I perhaps need to dig deep, and I have got no problem in doing that. "I will dig deep on Saturday and make sure I make the right decisions to get us a win." The bit in bold sums him up like. If we manage to fluke a win against fucking Cardiff then it's all down to him of course. If we lose, I doubt it'll be his fault though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 People don't actually think Cardiff will beat us do they? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 People don't actually think Cardiff will beat us do they? It's not beyond the realms of possibility whatsoever. I don't think they will though, no. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Why wouldn't they? Shit teams pick up points when they're fighting for their lives. Especially when playing against a spineless team with nothing to play for. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 People don't actually think Cardiff will beat us do they? It's not beyond the realms of possibility whatsoever. I don't think they will though, no. Of course its possible but as we are they are worse imo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 People don't actually think Cardiff will beat us do they? It's not beyond the realms of possibility whatsoever. I don't think they will though, no. Of course its possible but as we are they are worse imo As long as we don't need to score, we'll be fine. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Why wouldn't they? Shit teams pick up points when they're fighting for their lives. Especially when playing against a spineless team with nothing to play for. With zero creativity in our side. Think we'll grind out a draw/win though. It'll be a shite match. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Geordie Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Anyone fancy the Mick Quinn talk in at Lemington Social club tonight 8.00 with Toon fans spokesperson and good egg Steve "gangsters moll" Wraith I would have gone if I'd had a bit more notice. Not often we get talk-ins in the West End. Wraith is a twunt though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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