mrmojorisin75 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 wondered how badly cisse had been pardewed numbers-wise, here's his total games per goal ratio for his career: 2005–06 0.00 2005–06 2.55 2006–07 2.92 2007–08 0.00 2007–08 3.75 2008–09 2.38 2009–10 2.10 2009–10 2.67 2010–11 1.42 2011–12 1.89 joined us 2011–12 1.08 2012–13 3.62 2013–14 6.50 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Goals per game? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawK Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Goals per game? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 you know what i fuckin meant should leave it to HF and the experts Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 you know what i fuckin meant should leave it to HF and the experts I deliberately didnt quote so you could change it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 I couldn't help but laugh at the king stuff. Nothing more disgusting then a guy who's generally unlikable with a personality where he thinks it's socially acceptable to call himself a king thinking he's better than others. This is the same guy who tries to big up this working class guy type personality like he's one of the people. Genuinely reminds me of Rick James in the Chappelle skit. It actually could be a Rick James anecdote. What year was it when he was at Charlton? Maybe the f***er saw the episode and had an idea. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 you know what i fuckin meant should leave it to HF and the experts I deliberately didnt quote so you could change it top man Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Die of everything you prize bastard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Walter Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 http://www.clubcall.com/newcastle-united/pardew-unhappy-with-fans-walk-out-plan-1723964.html Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlito Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Pardew said ahead of the big clash: “I want a nice result and be able to look fans in the eye and say ‘Sorry about the last seven games, we haven’t been good enough but I’m glad I won here today’. “That’s all I want to do. I don’t want to say ‘There’s a win I’m OK now’. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/alan-pardew-vows-apologise-newcastle-7064365? Is he for f***ing real?!? :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 The conceited tapeworm is squirming in the bowels of the monster shitstorm he's created for himself. The Albendazole is headed his way, and soon he'll be flushed out of our glorious club and into the toilet bowl of footballing history. Or summat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 " The last seven games " Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Hes like cowied off his face thinking he is playing fifa on the nintari console. Alan man. A win v cardiff wont wash with anyone. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayson Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 One of his first interviews when he joined, just amusing to look back on: "I have always managed teams that have played attacking positive football, something I know the supporters here appreciate. At the same time I intend to focus on developing exciting young players through the club's excellent Academy and development squad, and I know the board here at St. James' Park are very committed to that too. http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/new-newcastle-manager-alan-pardew-3344853#ixzz30ZLNiH1s Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 I’m glad I won here today. He's a fucking egotistical maniac. Genuine mental health problems. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 One of his first interviews when he joined, just amusing to look back on: "I have always managed teams that have played attacking positive football, something I know the supporters here appreciate. At the same time I intend to focus on developing exciting young players through the club's excellent Academy and development squad, and I know the board here at St. James' Park are very committed to that too. http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/new-newcastle-manager-alan-pardew-3344853#ixzz30ZLNiH1s Not one word is true. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlito Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Reading all this shite has got me literally sat here laughing my head off. He's an absolute fucking moron :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Memphis Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 PARDEW ON HATEM BEN ARFA: March 2012: "Not many players would have been blessed with the talent 'Atam has, and the French manager should take note of it." September 2013: "His performance today was unplayable. He was on fire. He has the ability to hold onto the ball and explode past two or three players. This is what the supporters pay to watch." ------------PARDEW ONLY STARTS HBA 6 MORE TIMES THIS SEASON-------- December 2013: "(To get back in the starting XI) First he has got to get in front of Yoan Gouffran and Moussa Sissoko and that isn't going to be easy because they have been brilliant." March 2014: "I've not lost patience with him but Hatem has to gain the trust of not just me but our players and fans. He has to show he's the real deal if he's going to play." "Hatem needs a good finish to the season and he's aware of that for a number of reasons." "The bottom line with Hatem is if he's getting assists and goals, then it all balances out," he said. He needs to get the balance right between delivering for us in an offensive way and the team keeping its discipline intact with him in the side. If he isn't doing it, then it isn't balancing out." HATEM BEN ARFA ON PARDEW: April 2014: "I feel sad and frustrated but not angry. I think I could make a difference and I'd like to try. I think Pardew believes in me, but he doesn't show it. I don't know why. He needs to give me more confidence to build my best game because, at the moment, I don't have that." "It's not easy when you come on and we're 2-0 down and everybody wants you to do something great. The manager told me I had to score more and get more assists, I said 'OK, but I have to play'. It would be better if I started games." ------------------------------------------------------------------ PARDEW ON CARLOS TEVEZ/JAVIER MASCHERANO: September 2006: "I was blown away by Tevez's talent. You don't turn down the chance to sign two world-class players. I know West Ham fans will take to Tevez straight away. He is in the same bracket as Paolo Di Canio in terms of what he can bring - charisma, high skill and excitement. Mascherano is a different player - he brings a calming influence in possession and is an intelligent player on the pitch." PARDEW ON MASCHERANO AFTER ONLY STARTING HIM TWICE IN TWO MONTHS AFTER SIX WEST HAM DEFEATS: October 2006: "He's an outstanding player. I need to just adjust his game a wee bit to the Premiership and I think he's aware of that. But he needs to play for that to happen and unfortunately, when you've got six defeats, you need to go with people who know the job inside and out." November 2006 - Tevez forced to train in a Brazil shirt away from squad after angry reaction to being subbed in 1-0 win over Sheffield United PARDEW SACKED AS WEST HAM MANAGER ON 11 DECEMBER 2006; MASCHERANO MADE 5 WEST HAM APPS; TEVEZ DIDN'T SCORE HIS 1ST GOAL UNTIL 4 MARCH 2007 CARLOS TEVEZ ON PARDEW: January 2007: "I was surprised to see how long Pardew held on to the job in the end. I was never given the chances I thought I would be given and I was told to play out of position against my will. "I had to sacrifice myself for the team which I don't think helped. I was playing in ways I did not understand well and I lost a lot from my own game. "It didn't fit where he put me, but I wanted to help." "I don't think he had a clear idea about my game or what to do. He was more suited to coaching English teams without foreign players with big reputations." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnonel Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Im so sick of the comments : "Why get rid of Pardew, its Ashely that is the problem" Is it so hard to comprehend that they can both be idiots? Dont get rid of an MP, its the PM thats the problem. In fact, dont get rid of the PM, its God thats the problem. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 So we've scored 25% of our home goals this season in one game - Stoke Dat fret Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 So we've scored 25% of our home goals this season in one game - Stoke Dat fret Good one. All scored against 9 men as well of course. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 November 2006 - Tevez forced to train in a Brazil shirt away from squad after angry reaction to being subbed in 1-0 win over Sheffield United Er, what? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Memphis Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Pardew decided to have the lads in the squad vote on the proper punishment so the Argentinian Tevez was forced to train in a Brazil shirt for a week. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Well when you're the king... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 October 2006: "He's an outstanding player. I need to just adjust his game a wee bit to the Premiership and I think he's aware of that. But he needs to play for that to happen and unfortunately, when you've got six defeats, you need to go with people who know the job inside and out." This might be the worst thing he's ever said. Holy fuck Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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