Interpolic Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,76060.msg3793589.html#msg3793589 There it is! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 I read this aloud to Mrs Bimpy while she took her weekly bath. She was annoyed at first due to her not liking football but by the end she was engrossed. The prose, content and the smell of Radox combining to create a frisson of lust which, unfortunately, I took full advantage of. Thank you, Matthew. That's brilliant but wasn't me, i have a stalker :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 In the York Tap pub at York station - just been in a course. Sure moncur is on the next table. Amazing beer in here btw Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,76060.msg3793589.html#msg3793589 Christ n' crackers. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 The last week or so has been probably the best laugh I've had on here in like 4 years. Pretending to be Bimpy ffs. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shays Given Tim Flowers Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,76060.msg3793589.html#msg3793589 There it is! There will come a time when this place gets into trouble for not referring Hans to the relevant authorities. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 http://i.imgur.com/Ed9MoGp.png Even the guests are reading. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 My boss has just asked me what's funny. Laughing like a tit at: "Unfortunately my dear husband was tragically taken from us in December 2007 when he was mowed down by a Vauxhall Nova in Corfu." "If anything George was too good, he once scored a 40 yarder with his chest. Was a bullet as well, right in the postage stamp." "litre upon litre of White Ace was consumed on a daily basis." Laughing like a total tit here like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 I have a new found respect for Hans. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrigan Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Jesus christ Hans Been a long time since this forum has made me laugh like that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 "George apeared in a p0rno once, the lady actress was was Kok Munching Kelly and George ripped her back door out and sealed it up with some self-brewed polyfiller. After his Ox Thrust manouver she literaly needed stitching back together. Risque stuff." :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 There's a few good pages there I got a lass on cam once, she didn't strip, literally sat there typing with her blue Tog24 on Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 :lol:Risqué stuff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Think the first time I started using MSN I ended up being groomed by a pedo, didn't have the t'internet back then used my Granda's PC and email address. He started getting emails from someone asking if they would like to meet up at a hotel, was told I wasn't allowed to use his PC and not to talk to strangers. No way is that not Hans. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 I'm not sure what I've been reading here, but I feel like I should get a bath now Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 In the York Tap pub at York station - just been in a course. Sure moncur is on the next table. Amazing beer in here btw Try pulling his hair, if it lifts cleanly off his scalp then it's him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 wtf Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Hans man Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 The old lady sig took years off my life. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHoob Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Hans :lol: Incredible. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
maybe_next_year Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Hans man, so many questions that need to remain unanswered Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 I want to know more tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 This thread right now i can't stop laughing.....Hans Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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