Jayson Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 This threads gonna get really boring next season unless we can pull out some Pardew lovers to vent against. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Seriously he's such a prick, already blaming our fixtures when they have only been out for a week Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Every game is tough. Even if it's a pretty straightforward fixture he'll find a reason for it to be "tough". Not expecting him to come out and say that it's an easy game this week or whatever, but fucking hell he dwells on the negatives and emphasises exactly how difficult every single game is in great detail. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 http://m.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/pardew-reaady-to-wait-for-derby-redemption-1-6692587 More guff. 'And Pardew knows a fourth defeat to Sunderland is unthinkable.' I look forward to our 10-0-0 formation in the next derby then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 As usual, no context or reason behind these quotes appearing. Just Alan phoning up journalists at 3am for a chat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Love the headline. Dat editing. By randy savage by how it reads too so it would seem. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 ALAN Pardew’s braced for a long wait for the chance of derby redemption with Newcastle United’s fans. Took me another few paragraphs before I realised this was reference to us not playing them till December, rather than not having a chance of beating them for the foreseeable future. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 BT Sport just showed some highlights from the Spurs 5-0 away loss. What a depressing day that was Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 SO bad that it just wasn't on the Season Review for 11/12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 “It’s a key game for us, we know that, but there’s a lot of games before then. It comes on the back of a tough run.” There's the excuse sorted. Fucking hate him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Dead yet? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Are you watching Moussa, Alan? Watch and learn Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggs Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Are you watching Moussa, Alan? Watch and learn Guaranteed gone soon with Debuchy to follow sadly Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Dead yet? Obviously not, I'm still sober. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 http://gifs.gifbin.com/102011/reverse-1319738930_homer_simpson_hides_in_hedge.gif Dead yet? No? ...... http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-UUBBVvfBUcM/T1t8Zi673mI/AAAAAAAAA0c/uEdZ-PA4IpI/s1600/homer-simpson-bush-gif.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 From surnamedb.com...... Last name: Pardew This interesting name with variant spelling Pardoe, Pardew, Perdue and Pardey is a good example of the medieval English liking for creating a surname form a nickname. In this instance, the nickname comes from a favourite oath, in Old French "Par Dieu", meaning "by God". There are a number of similar surnames in the modern idiom, such as "Godsafe", "Purefoy" (Par ma foi). 'Pardee' was the common form of the oath in the Middle Ages as in Chaucer's 'Quote'. The Coat of Arms most associated with the family has the blazon of a silver shield, on a chevron embattled counter embattled between three castles sable, as many bombs of the field fired proper, a chief azure. The crest being a silver tower. The first recorded spelling of the family name is shown to be that of Richard Parde, who was a witness, which was dated 1228, in the Feet of Fines Roll, Suffolk, during the reign of King Henry 111, known as 'The Frenchman', 1216 - 1272. Surnames became necessary when governments introduced personal taxation. In England this was known as Poll Tax. Throughout the centuries, surnames in every country have continued to "develop" often leading to astonishing variants of the original spelling. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Might have guessed it would have God in it somewhere. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Makes sense like. As in 'by god' what a useless cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thenorthumbrian Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 ALAN Pardew’s braced for a long wait for the chance of derby redemption with Newcastle United’s fans. Took me another few paragraphs before I realised this was reference to us not playing them till December, rather than not having a chance of beating them for the foreseeable future. Its usually a week or two before the match I really get wound up thinking about the derby, now its started during the close season.I blame Pardwho. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 posted this in the comments on the pardew article in the independent "I started reading this column but then the realisation dawned on me as a Newcastle United fan that I'm reading the opinion of the worst manager we've had at the club in 20 years, so I stopped. This World Cup must be Alan's nightmare; lots of goals and attacking flair, nobody shutting up shop at half time when they're winning 1-0 then hanging on for a 1-1 draw with grim determination. Not enough left-backs on show for Alan either I imagine. At least the author was gracious enough to point out his own indiscretions last season, I note that he hopes he learned from the head butt...shame he didn't learn earlier on when he called someone an "old c#nt" isn't it? The authors opinions are as useful as the teams he puts out on a weekly basis, and they've lost 50% of their games in the last 2 years. NUFC still have some saleable assets Alan, will they be touted around in next week's column when you "write" something about France?" really, really hope he reads it the fucking prick Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 "We're just a mid table club from the north east of England," nice of pardew to dampen the ambition nice and early this year Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 "We're just a mid table club from the north east of England," nice of pardew to dampen the ambition nice and early this year Is that an actual quote? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Yeah, inflated prices of English players is terrible news for Newcastle, not like we sold an unproven English striker for 35 million fucking quid. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 That has to go down as the stupidest 48 hours in the history of transfers. £85m changed hands for Torres & Carroll. Just repeat that... £85m changes hands for Torres & Carroll. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 "We're just a mid table club from the north east of England," nice of pardew to dampen the ambition nice and early this year Is that an actual quote? It's not from his latest Independent article that I can see, just skimmed it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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