KaKa Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 Pardew said: “We just need to get tactically our game plan ready for the season, and that will start on this tour.” When we get tonked off of some Maoris who have never played the game before, he will tell us the match was just for fitness. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 I love it when Pards starts talkng about taktics, it's even more impressive when he puts his glasses on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 We'll spend all pre-season coming up with said plan, will then concede two off Man City in the first ten minutes, and then he'll proceed to put the tallest player he can find upfront, and we'll go "back to basics". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandamninator Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 We're going to grow our brand by going to a rugby mad country with more sheep than people. Those idiots off to the USA are doing it wrong. I'm sure 45 minutes of Pardew ball will have people binning their All Blacks jerseys in no time. If that doesn't work, theres always Big Sam to convert the masses. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayson Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Newcastle actually registered the fifth highest number of shots on the opposition goal of all teams in the Premier League last season (583). But looking just at this number is highly misleading. When it comes to creating better quality chances – those in the opposition penalty box – the Magpies fared less well (just 271). No team in the Premier League last season took a lower proportion of its shots within the opposition box than Newcastle, highlighting the overwhelming tendency of their players to shoot from distance, perhaps indicating a lack of movement up front, or a lack of guile in midfield. And although they managed to create a reasonable number of chances in the box, their conversion rates again lagged behind the league average for the season – one in eight inside the box, and a staggering one in 45 outside it. One in 45 How do you let that keep happening as a manager? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 1 in 45 and it's still better than the floated set penis Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 The prick was on the radio talking about us pushing for the CL during the coming season, I hope Ashley is listening and holds him to it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallace Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 The prick was on the radio talking about us pushing for the CL during the coming season, I hope Ashley is listening and holds him to it. And they go on about the fans have unrealistic expectations. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 “If anything that comes along works for us financially and, more importantly, on the football front, then we’ll move.” could you bullshit anymore blatantly Alan. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 The prick was on the radio talking about us pushing for the CL during the coming season, I hope Ashley is listening and holds him to it. Hes in the club unofficial mouthpiece saying how Ashley has proven us all wrong by splashing the cash. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 The prick was on the radio talking about us pushing for the CL during the coming season, I hope Ashley is listening and holds him to it. Hes in the club unofficial mouthpiece saying how Ashley has proven us all wrong by splashing the cash. Still plenty of people will buy that though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 They had to spend cash, they had no choice. They had sold two of our best players and couldn't sign Remy to a full contract. What theyve done is spend money they had to. This isn't a bonus, a bonus would be retaining your best players and improving other areas. We are still a striker short if you ask me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 The prick was on the radio talking about us pushing for the CL during the coming season, I hope Ashley is listening and holds him to it. Hes in the club unofficial mouthpiece saying how Ashley has proven us all wrong by splashing the cash. Still plenty of people will buy that though. Of course, loads have rushed to get tickets for City already and i have seen a few saying we have done great so will renew their ST's Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 They had to spend cash, they had no choice. They had sold two of our best players and couldn't sign Remy to a full contract. What theyve done is spend money they had to. This isn't a bonus, a bonus would be retaining your best players and improving other areas. We are still a striker short if you ask me. Exactly its the very bare minimum a club should give its fans each year to replace what they sell. A bonus would be a top quality striker we never expected to pay for or heaven forbid real squad depth Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 They had to spend cash, they had no choice. They had sold two of our best players and couldn't sign Remy to a full contract. What theyve done is spend money they had to. This isn't a bonus, a bonus would be retaining your best players and improving other areas. We are still a striker short if you ask me. Plus no RB cover at all, going by pre season it's been Anita and MYM in the two games so far, so no cover RB. We need another attacking midfielder to cover De Jong. If you use Sissoko/Cabella/Gouff as cover you then weaken the wider positions which is where they'll be playing imo. CB's, while we have numbers we need better. I think we're still 4 to 5 players short for a proper squad covering most positions, in an ideal FM world. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Assuming MYM is going on loan, striker and two defenders are a necessity and personally i would like another midfielder too. I would be happy with that, but never happening without selling off more players. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 So annoying we haven't splashed fuck all in relative terms. How about we spend some TV money or heaven fucking forbid Ashley invests that 25million a year like he originally promised. Fat cunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Assuming MYM is going on loan, striker and two defenders are a necessity and personally i would like another midfielder too. I would be happy with that, but never happening without selling off more players. We are just in the red by a couple of million i think with buys and sales. We have no chance of buying unless we sell imo. The TV money isn't going to be spent on players, we will only spend on players what we generate through sales. Fans will fall for it and believe Pardew saying we have ambition, when the reality is stingy bollocks all over. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 We've only spent what we've made from sales, no extra cash has been put into the team, this spin from the club is rubbish and people lap it up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 The prick was on the radio talking about us pushing for the CL during the coming season, I hope Ashley is listening and holds him to it. Hes in the club unofficial mouthpiece saying how Ashley has proven us all wrong by splashing the cash. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Some of his quotes today.. This twat has to be on the wind up, baiting fans. Thing is actually think he is that delusional to believe it. Fuck off.. "We have already shown signs that offensively we're much better covered then we were after Yohan Cabaye's departure," Pardew added. "We have options, more options to come in and it's going to strengthen my hands to tactically change the team." "At times last year we didn't have the option as we didn't have the players." Fuck OFF.. “It is important for defenders like Steven Taylor and Fabricio Coloccini that they can believe we are going to score. “You can’t just defend and hope for one goal – you have got to be able to threaten the goal. And again, that's a hatrick.. Fuck off.. “If anything comes along that works for us financially, and more importantly on the football front, then we will move.” It is nothing short of a disgrace if we don't bring in a replacement for Remy. There is also absolutely no reason with the amount of money we have sat untouched we shouldn't be replacing mapou, marveaux/Jonas/Obertan. Absolute Shitehawk Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 “You can’t just defend and hope for one goal – you have got to be able to threaten the goal. this is a japanese gameshow or something surely? they've got his family in a pit of vipers and won't let them go until pardew manages to get a toon fan to make an attempt on his life Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28483237 Newcastle manager Alan Pardew says Southampton's summer departures offer a warning of the price that clubs can pay for missing out on Europe. Last term Saints fell short after finishing eighth in the Premier League. And they have lost Luke Shaw to Manchester United and Adam Lallana and Ricky Lambert to Liverpool, while boss Mauricio Pochettino moved to Tottenham. "If you don't make the Champions League, the big teams come for your players," Pardew told BBC Newcastle. "Look at Southampton. We're pushing every year to try to build and hopefully get to a stage where we make it without losing our players." Newcastle signings so far this summer Daryl Janmaat Defender Feyenoord Jack Colback Midfielder Sunderland Siem De Jong Midfielder Ajax Ayoze Perez Forward CD Tenerife Emmanuel Riviere Forward Monaco Remy Cabella Forward Montpellier The Magpies have been well-backed by owner Mike Ashley this summer, with managing director Lee Charnley and Pardew working closely to secure their main targets. Forwards Remy Cabella, Emmanuel Riviere and Ayoze Perez, playmaker Siem de Jong, midfielder Jack Colback and defender Daryl Janmaat have moved to St James' Park this summer. And Only Mathieu Debuchy of Newcastle's first-team regulars has left, joining Arsenal. "It comes from having a very good relationship with Lee Charnley," Pardew said of the increased activity. "We've spoken everyday and are on top of every transfer. We've pitched in and signed players that we think will give us a chance to push for Champions League." Since returning to the top flight in 2009-10, the closest the Magpies have come to a Champions League return has been a fifth-place finish in 2011-12. There was optimism last season that they might challenge again last term with Pardew's side sixth in December. However, the loss of Yohan Cabaye to eventual Champions League quarter-finalists Paris St Germain during the transfer window was one factor in a late-season slide which brought just five wins from 19 league games between January and the end of the campaign. "We have already shown signs that offensively we're much better covered then we were after Yohan Cabaye's departure," Pardew added. "We have options, more options to come in and it's going to strengthen my hands to tactically change the team." "At times last year we didn't have the option as we didn't have the players." BBC can fuck right off spreading this bullshit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayson Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 "If anything comes along" suggests we've stopped actively looking for players then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimbo Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Imagine how well backed we would be if we went 3 years without making any signings instead of 18 months!!! Plus we're still making a profit for the year. So yes, arse. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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