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“This year we are as well set as at any time that I’ve been at the club.”

 

Oh good.

 

Put that on a banner sharpish!!

 

That quote has got big ass teeth on it waiting to bite him on his arse!

 

He'll have forgotten about it tomorrow never mind once we start free falling down the table.

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Still hasnt learned his lesson. Press conference one and he's already spouting shite.

 

So it would be perfectly reasonable to expect a good start to the season and a european finish at the end of it?

 

Ok we wil see. First game will bring excuses.

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Presumably we're going to skip working our way into the top 6, competing in the Europa League, building and strengthening our squad with some cup runs to show some ambition to attract and retain players and just swan right into the Champions League.

Imagine how pissed they would be if we finished 4th, then 5th or lower won the CL so we had to drop into the EL?
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Pardew said: “We just need to get tactically our game plan ready for the season, and that will start on this tour.”

 

:lol:

 

 

 

ie. We're gunna do a tactic wif fret and use it all season, hope it works on everywun.

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“We’re known for attacking football, but at the back end of last year, you wouldn’t have thought that had you watched us play.

 

“We need to get back to what we’re about.”

 

:pokerface:

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He means attacking football in the sense that we are attacking football.  We attack football in the same way Ben Arfa attacks a double fried chicken burger and fries.

 

No idea why this made me laugh.

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Pardew said: “We just need to get tactically our game plan ready for the season, and that will start on this tour.”

 

:lol:

 

 

 

When we get tonked off of some Maoris who have never played the game before, he will tell us the match was just for fitness.

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We'll spend all pre-season coming up with said plan, will then concede two off Man City in the first ten minutes, and then he'll proceed to put the tallest player he can find upfront, and we'll go "back to basics".

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We're going to grow our brand by going to a rugby mad country with more sheep than people.  Those idiots off to the USA are doing it wrong.

 

I'm sure 45 minutes of Pardew ball will have people binning their All Blacks jerseys in no time.

 

If that doesn't work, theres always Big Sam to convert the masses.

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Newcastle actually registered the fifth highest number of shots on the opposition goal of all teams in the Premier League last season (583). But looking just at this number is highly misleading. When it comes to creating better quality chances – those in the opposition penalty box – the Magpies fared less well (just 271).

 

No team in the Premier League last season took a lower proportion of its shots within the opposition box than Newcastle, highlighting the overwhelming tendency of their players to shoot from distance, perhaps indicating a lack of movement up front, or a lack of guile in midfield. And although they managed to create a reasonable number of chances in the box, their conversion rates again lagged behind the league average for the season – one in eight inside the box, and a staggering one in 45 outside it.

 

One in 45  :lol:

How do you let that keep happening as a manager?

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The prick was on the radio talking about us pushing for the CL during the coming season, I hope Ashley is listening and holds him to it.

 

And they go on about the fans have unrealistic expectations.

 

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“If anything that comes along works for us financially and, more importantly, on the football front, then we’ll move.”

 

:lol: could you bullshit anymore blatantly Alan.

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Guest Roger Kint

The prick was on the radio talking about us pushing for the CL during the coming season, I hope Ashley is listening and holds him to it.

 

Hes in the club unofficial mouthpiece saying how Ashley has proven us all wrong by splashing the cash.

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The prick was on the radio talking about us pushing for the CL during the coming season, I hope Ashley is listening and holds him to it.

 

Hes in the club unofficial mouthpiece saying how Ashley has proven us all wrong by splashing the cash.

 

:lol:

 

Still plenty of people will buy that though.

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