Dave Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Well, this was an utter shambles. Nice one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 God we were utterly embarrassed today. Men against boys. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Was doing the weekly shop during the first half of this. Visiting relatives during the second. Not bothered any more. You still showed more interest than 12 paid professionals Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Did he seriously complain about the mid week game Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Game in midweek. Fuck sake. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Geordie Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 I'm recording MotD but I don't know if I can watch our game. I bet they will gloss over our 'performance' and Shearer will say next to nout. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 I'm so upset, man. It's going to be like this for a very long time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 I'm recording MotD but I don't know if I can watch our game. I bet they will gloss over our 'performance' and Shearer will say next to nout. Close enough Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 I'm recording MotD but I don't know if I can watch our game. I bet they will gloss over our 'performance' and Shearer will say next to nout. I think I just want to delete the entire thing but I always manage to catch the replay in the morning without meaning to. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDiablo Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 That first goal. http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/avs/avatar_4814_1393285568.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 That first goal. http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/avs/avatar_4814_1393285568.gif After 43 mins of fluking a 0-0 at HT you just knew something horrific would happen. MYM took being shit to another level today. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 After 43 mins of fluking a 0-0 at HT you just knew something horrific would happen. MYM took being s*** to another level today. Agreed, him and Ben Arfa were garbage and should have went off sooner, at least we would have then had a chance. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 So he says we lacked "fret" and takes off HBA at half time? And sets the team up like how he did in the first half? Eat my ass, man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 After 43 mins of fluking a 0-0 at HT you just knew something horrific would happen. MYM took being s*** to another level today. Agreed, him and Ben Arfa were garbage and should have went off sooner, at least we would have then had a chance. A chance with the cloggers left on the pitch? And De Jong, whose gentle passes to the opposition keeper don't even threaten insects and bacteria on the fucking turf? MYM isn't a right back and sure he should've been "hauled off," but HBA could have been placed anywhere else on the pitch and simply been told to change his role. You realize we conceded 3 more after right? Anyways, I'm drunk so this might just have been a whoosh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 After 43 mins of fluking a 0-0 at HT you just knew something horrific would happen. MYM took being s*** to another level today. Agreed, him and Ben Arfa were garbage and should have went off sooner, at least we would have then had a chance. A chance with the cloggers left on the pitch? And De Jong, whose gentle passes to the opposition keeper don't even threaten insects and bacteria on the f***ing turf? MYM isn't a right back and sure he should've been "hauled off," but HBA could have been placed anywhere else on the pitch and simply been told to change his role. You realize we conceded 3 more after right? Anyways, I'm drunk so this might just have been a whoosh. No might about it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 .com England trio Jay Rodriguez, Ricky Lambert and Adam Lallana enjoyed the freedom of St. Mary's on Saturday afternoon, as United somehow escaped a landslide defeat despite a pathetic showing. Rodriguez netted in the final second of an opening half that the Saints had completely dominated - fashioning a dozen scoring chances before finally beating Rob Elliot, who despite conceding four goals in the match was the only Newcastle player to emerge with a shred of credit. Any notion that donning the "lucky" yellow change shirt would help us in this battle for eighth place were soon dispelled in an atrocious display that left Alan Pardew squirming with embarrassment in his stand seat. Far from projecting his self-proclaimed winning mentality on the dressing room after serving a three match stadium ban, the United manager's return - and team selection - had a thoroughly debilitating effect. Taking Paul Dummett out of the firing line after a three game stint, Massadio Haidara returned at left back for his first league start since April 2013. Tim Krul's knee injury meanwhile saw Elliot make his seasonal league bow. With Loic Remy missing once again, Luuk De Jong paid the price for his lack of impact and was dropped in favour of Hatem Ben Arfa. That policy had a catastrophic effect on the rest of his colleagues, seemingly tired of his variable effort levels and questionable commitment to the team. Unfortunately though, that manifested itself in the rest of the outfield players seemingly downing tools in an opening 45 minutes that rivaled the shambles that was the first half of the last derby match. Inept doesn't describe it. Southampton started well and after Lambert put his seventh minute effort into the side netting, missed a succession of chances - Elliot twice denying Lambert, Rodriguez once, and seeing a raft of other opportunities whistle past his goal. As early as the 23rd minute, Cheick Tiote and Mike Williamson had to be separated by team mates as a verbal spat threatened to escalate into something more. Just when United seemed to have survived though, Lambert had time and space to roll the ball across the area to Rodriguez to open the floodgates. Pardew will surely have taken full advantage of his permitted return to the dressing room to say a few choice words, but may as well have saved his breath and queued for a pie... Ben Arfa failed to reappear for the second period and was sacrificed for De Jong, while Davide Santon came on at right back in place of the troubled Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa. Saints doubled their lead within five minutes though, when a cross floated to the back post by Lallana found Lambert who casually thumped it into the roof of the net. Having taken a 2-0 lead at Spurs the previous weekend before losing momentum and ending up on the wrong end of a 2-3 loss, Maurico Pocchetino's side began to snooze in the sunshine and United enjoyed some possession. However that failed to see the creation of a single scoring chance and once Southampton rediscovered their rhythm, their third goal following almost immediately. Lallana slammed in the goal of the game after taking a pass from Jack Cork and setting off towards the United goal, pulling the trigger from outside of the box as our defence back-pedalled and leaving Elliot grasping air. With virtually no support or service, Papiss Cisse finally registered Newcastle's first shot on target after 72 minutes only to be denied by the legs of Artur Boruc. Elliot then pulled off a double save three minutes later to foil James Ward-Prowse either side of Lallana hitting the post, as more home goals looked inevitable. Perhaps the lowest point of a shambolic day came with four minutes of normal time remaining as United came forward with something approaching competence and Dummett delivered a fine centre from the left. Right in front of the away support, the ball arrived at an unmarked De Jong towards the far post just six yards out. A header, a shot, a chest or even a thrust of his gonads at it would surely have got him a first Newcastle goal. Instead though he allowed the ball to brush harmlessly against him before Yoan Gouffran vainly attempted to steer it home. The attacking instinct of a cuddly toy. Take your pick on who he reminds you of: thoroughbred carthorses such as Guivarc'h, Andersson, Pingel, Kuqi or McDonald. Bring back Leon Best; he's more fit for purpose than this complete and utter bloody duck egg. The final nail in the coffin came with on 89 minutes, when yet more woeful defending allowed Rodriguez to turn and fire across Elliot to equal our worst defeat this season. Having tried to urge the team on during the game, many of those still in the away end after full time deservedly booed and abused the players, who cut short their attempt to applaud the crowd and sloped off. Elliot did receive a better reception for at least keeping the score down (even if his distribution is pathetic) as he tossed his gloves into the crowd. While our criticism is across the board though, it has to be recorded that a large part of the problem here came firstly by the lack of viable alternatives to our "first XI" - and the miserable excuse for performances served up by senior players like messrs Tiote, Coloccini and Sissoko. Quite what planet Gouffran now inhabits is also unclear. Overdue ticket price reductions may have slightly eased the burden, but the cost of travel and the time taken to attend games like this simply cannot be justified when the reward is as miserable and gutless as today. The remaining games this season at Stoke, Arsenal and Liverpool stretch out before us like a prison sentence. If Old Trafford and White Hart Lane were high spots this season, then this was an all-too predictable low point. When ripped to bits on this ground last season, we trotted out the midweek Europa League refrain - now it seems we're no longer capable of even playing midweek Premier League matches and functioning afterwards. It can be argued that Everton had a motivation to win in midweek that we lacked, as they attempted to attack a European spot. The same cannot be said of Southampton though, who began the day trailing us by two points and have as little to play for as Newcastle. They appear to have sort of ambition, structure and spirit though, in contrast to the con men masquerading as footballers who receive support they do not deserve. Final word to one the four lads in the away end who had cycled here from Tyneside and raised a few grand for cancer charities in doing so. His verdict on the game? "all we wanted was 90 minutes effort". Every outfield Newcastle player here today should be fined for this effort-free abomination of a performance and the proceeds given to those charities - having the brass neck to draw a wage for this is simply shameful. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDiablo Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Pardew getting off lightly again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Seems they're blaming HBA for the team being rubbish Pardew has some Jedi shit going on here Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
merlin Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Another totally predictable hammering from a team who, in the manager's own words, 'we cannot compete with'.....after all, they have all those middle class players....! I wouldn't watch NUFC if they were playing at the end of my garden - a team in free-fall whose players couldn't care less because they have no faith in the people running the club. Yet another vindication of those who have refused to renew STs, they must be looking forward to their summer holiday they can afford instead of the charity donation to Ashley's back pocket. As for Anderson's contributions.....YAWWWNNNN...another self-seeking former player who was basically crap. Never mind - only a short while to go before the saviour returns and GIZS US A WAVE..! Tiddleywinks is like white-water rafting compared to watching NUFC. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Aye .com can fuck off now a days pile all the blame on the players and not a word for the clueless cunt of a manager Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varadi Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Wait, what - they're actually suggesting everyone deliberately played shit because they weren't happy about HBA being picked?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 I would hope it was tongue it cheek but the whole thing detracts from the key antagonist. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tachikoma Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Wait, what - they're actually suggesting everyone deliberately played shit because they weren't happy about HBA being picked?? Makes perfect sense considering that they got shitter after he left the pitch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
heero Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 we all knew the season was over in January, so I just go to bed now, don't even bother anymore. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Spot on match report by True Faith and Michael Martin for a change. http://www.true-faith.co.uk/match-report-southampton-4-newcastle-united-0-st-marys-stadium-29mar14-ko-3pm-premier-league-att-31360/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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