Tiresias Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 I love the idea he's paid a ton to tell pardew to blame the local press I want that fucking job Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Read Caulkin's article - he goes into depth about what that bloke is doing at the club. He's basically a PR specialist from London employed to provide tips on bullshitting. (no joke) That's not the same bloke, man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Who is that lad? Ben. Worked with Pardew at Southampton, and is now Head of Performance Analysis for us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Who is that lad? Ben. Worked with Pardew at Southampton, and is now Head of Performance Analysis for us. Ben10? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Who is that lad? Ben. Worked with Pardew at Southampton, and is now Head of Performance Analysis for us. https://www.linkedin.com/pub/ben-stevens/22/b40/8a9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 wonder if his performance analysis after that was turning around to pardew and going 'that was shit' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Who is that lad? Ben. Worked with Pardew at Southampton, and is now Head of Performance Analysis for us. Head of Performance Analysis. He's certainly got an easy job at the minute. He wrote "Absolute fucking garbage" on a Post-It in January and gives it to Pardew every Monday morning. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Hasn't told Pardew his back post floated set pieces don't work . Another failure on our books Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 :lol: :lol: we've got a 'performance analyst', man?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 He'll be the one who informs Pardle how much HBA loses the ball so he can drop him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 "If you think about it, your left back can be your 'quarter back' dictating play across the pitch with an excellent view, so the best way to make use of this is have three of them on the pitch at once" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest H09 Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Analyse this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 :lol: :lol: we've got a 'performance analyst', man?! oi! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 :lol: :lol: we've got a 'performance analyst', man?! He's already run out of red felt tips. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Probably about time he told Pardew that after performing the analysis, it says we're shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Loved the way that Mapou's first act on coming on was to gesticulate 442 and to wander into his 'out of' position. Despite, to this point, us having placed 3 people in his real position 2 of which who are clearly inferior. Alan he no like the Frenchies Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2012/2/27/1330310461250/Oscars-2012-Billy-Crystal-007.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Last on MOTD. Now there is a surprise. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Last on MOTD. Now there is a surprise. Having seen it - they would have been justified in not showing it all. Risible stuff Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barnes23 Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Douglas was one of the most cowardly in the summer though. Amazing what journalists will do when scorned. Just riding on the tails of Caulkin there though, the only decent journalist out there. The same Caulkin who told us all how 'energised and focused' Pardew was in the summer and bigged up his mate Darren Bent all summer. As eloquent and right as he usually is, he's as spineless as the rest of them. Yep, most of his articles are excellent but he certainly hasn't spoken up about Pardew's failings very much (if at all). Who is that lad? Ben. Worked with Pardew at Southampton, and is now Head of Performance Analysis for us. Head of Performance Analysis. He's certainly got an easy job at the minute. He wrote "Absolute f***ing garbage" on a Post-It in January and gives it to Pardew every Monday morning. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Read Caulkin's article - he goes into depth about what that bloke is doing at the club. He's basically a PR specialist from London employed to provide tips on bullshitting. (no joke) Whoever does our PR is beyond a joke. I wouldn't even put it on my CV. Like that will put us off the scent. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugoinufc Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 That line up Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Craig-NUFC Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 Lad I know went to the match with a Pardew out banner. Spoke to him tonight and he said quite a few people booed him and someone grabbed him by the throat before threatening him Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 Lad I know went to the match with a Pardew out banner. Spoke to him tonight and he said quite a few people booed him and someone grabbed him by the throat before threatening him Thats bad form like, if someone wants to protest they should be allowed to. Seems as though those booing him etc were in the minority of the away fans tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 Who is that lad? Ben. Worked with Pardew at Southampton, and is now Head of Performance Analysis for us. https://www.linkedin.com/pub/ben-stevens/22/b40/8a9 Another yes man then happy to get his wage. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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