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Guest DebuchyAndTheBeast

I don't see the point of fielding Remy. He most definitely won't be a Newcastle player next season so we may as well just stick with Cisse and cross fingers that he'll come good again. I'd go for a simple 442 and just whip in the maximum of crosses. Square pegs in round holes, I know  :lol:

 

              Krul

MYM Willo Colo Haidara

Anita Gouffran Tiote Dummett

    Shola  Cisse

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@NUFC: Pardew: "Swansea are a great footballing side. They keep the ball & frustrate you. We have to be patient & take our chances." #nufc

 

Dear Pards. Every thought about creating your own great footballing side?

 

Regards.

Everyone.

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@lee_ryder: Pardew calls for backing from #nufc fans: "I hope the fans give the team a great backing."

 

I remember Souness doing that weeks before he got binned.

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I don't see the point of fielding Remy. He most definitely won't be a Newcastle player next season so we may as well just stick with Cisse and cross fingers that he'll come good again. I'd go for a simple 442 and just whip in the maximum of crosses. Square pegs in round holes, I know  :lol:

 

              Krul

MYM Willo Colo Haidara

Anita Gouffran Tiote Dummett

    Shola  Cisse

 

2 left backs - check

Central midfielder playing on the wing - check

Striker playing centre midfield - check

Centre back playing at right back - check

Shola starting :lol: - check

Flat 4-4-2 with no creativity - check

5 players playing out of position - check

Crossing fingers and hoping - check

 

DebuchyAndTheBeast has been Pardewed :(

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http://i.imgur.com/vqgmSv0.jpg

 

Why does Remy look 40 years old?

 

Just thought I'd bring this up, remember you said you'd gladly get a sports direct tattoo if we finished above Swansea? Looking like could be a reality :lol:

 

Check my sig.  He may be getting two :lol:  One on each buttock perhaps.

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Guest DebuchyAndTheBeast

I don't see the point of fielding Remy. He most definitely won't be a Newcastle player next season so we may as well just stick with Cisse and cross fingers that he'll come good again. I'd go for a simple 442 and just whip in the maximum of crosses. Square pegs in round holes, I know  :lol:

 

              Krul

MYM Willo Colo Haidara

Anita Gouffran Tiote Dummett

    Shola  Cisse

 

2 left backs - check

Central midfielder playing on the wing - check

Striker playing centre midfield - check

Centre back playing at right back - check

Shola starting :lol: - check

Flat 4-4-2 with no creativity - check

5 players playing out of position - check

Crossing fingers and hoping - check

 

DebuchyAndTheBeast has been Pardewed :(

 

I only counted 4 out of position unless you included Shola  :okay:

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Why does Remy look 40 years old?

 

Just thought I'd bring this up, remember you said you'd gladly get a sports direct tattoo if we finished above Swansea? Looking like could be a reality :lol:

 

Check my sig.  He may be getting two :lol:  One on each buttock perhaps.

 

:lol: be praying for a Swansea win on Saturday

 

:anguish:

 

It won't happen. We'll finish 12th no problem.

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Looks like we'll be without Michu, probably gone for the season. Not that he's been firing at all.

 

Hoping we'll see Routledge, Dyer and Hernandez start. No Chico as well (bless him)

 

Hopefully its a good game, we need to win to get some space between us and the bottom 3.

 

This Europa league, not worth it :)

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@NUFC: Pardew: "Swansea are a great footballing side. They keep the ball & frustrate you. We have to be patient & take our chances." #nufc

 

Dear Pards. Every thought about creating your own great footballing side?

 

Regards.

Everyone.

 

Exactly. I thought we were at home as well.

 

Obviously the concept of NUFC keeping the ball hasn't entered his head. What a fucking arsehole he is.

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Looks like we'll be without Michu, probably gone for the season. Not that he's been firing at all.

 

Hoping we'll see Routledge, Dyer and Hernandez start. No Chico as well (bless him)

 

Hopefully its a good game, we need to win to get some space between us and the bottom 3.

 

This Europa league, not worth it :)

 

We need you to win, too. Good luck.

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I don't see the point of fielding Remy. He most definitely won't be a Newcastle player next season so we may as well just stick with Cisse and cross fingers that he'll come good again. I'd go for a simple 442 and just whip in the maximum of crosses. Square pegs in round holes, I know  :lol:

 

              Krul

MYM Willo Colo Haidara

Anita Gouffran Tiote Dummett

    Shola  Cisse

 

2 left backs - check

Central midfielder playing on the wing - check

Striker playing centre midfield - check

Centre back playing at right back - check

Shola starting :lol: - check

Flat 4-4-2 with no creativity - check

5 players playing out of position - check

Crossing fingers and hoping - check

 

DebuchyAndTheBeast has been Pardewed :(

 

I only counted 4 out of position unless you included Shola  :okay:

 

MYM at RB

Anita at RM

Gouff at CM

Dummett at LM

Shola on a football pitch

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It's going to be another humiliating defeat isn't it? Pardew will probably blame oxygen and tell us we wuz more ov a fret or some other fake positive.

 

In other news it's good to see the pre-match penis is back in action in the polls.

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