Minhosa Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 How in the holy fuck has he not got a shot away there? Absolutely fucking hopeless this cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 How in the holy fuck has he not got a shot away there? Absolutely fucking hopeless this cunt. Think I sat staring at the TV for a good couple of minutes, just sheer disbelief that he hadn't even tried to score. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 How in the holy fuck has he not got a shot away there? Absolutely fucking hopeless this cunt. Think I sat staring at the TV for a good couple of minutes, just sheer disbelief that he hadn't even tried to score. Literally unbelievable. He wasn't even waiting for contact, he just didn't know what to do. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Even if you swing a leg you're more likely to get a penalty as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 http://45.media.tumblr.com/a587e797cc93c1dda085eb6134207b5d/tumblr_o0ifmzEAYl1ukldkho1_500.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddy Chibas Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 The lasting spectre of Alan Pardew graced the pitch, and was in full bloom last night. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 His shit attempt at trying to redeem himself when we were in a good position a few minutes later made it even worse Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoot Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 What on earth he was doing last night when he was through on goal, i literally have no words for. Aside from that he was shite again. He's part of the problem in the middle, opposition teams just walk through our midfield and onto our back 4. Nee wonder we've signed 2 midfielders as our central midfield has literally nothing to offer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Pardew's final parting shot lumbering us with this cunt. After sending off the best player we've had in donkey's years. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Seriously f***ing p*ssed off, this is the worst midfielder I've ever seen. I rather have a midfield of Perch - Amdy Faye playing than watching this guy step onto the field for us once again. He doesn't do anything properly. He's not fast. He has no positional sense. He doesn't cover ground intelligently. He's not a good tackler. He's not a good passer He's not a good shooter. Sometimes I wonder whether he might actually be right-footed without knowing it, or if he's wearing the left shoe in the right foot, because when he makes a pass it always goes behind the player. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 He is local though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Seriously f***ing p*ssed off, this is the worst midfielder I've ever seen. I rather have a midfield of Perch - Amdy Faye playing than watching this guy step onto the field for us once again. He doesn't do anything properly. He's not fast. He has no positional sense. He doesn't cover ground intelligently. He's not a good tackler. He's not a good passer He's not a good shooter. Sometimes I wonder whether he might actually be right-footed without knowing it, or if he's wearing the left shoe in the right foot, because when he makes a pass it always goes behind the player. Flip has been mad for 24 hours. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holloway Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 We don't need to be lumbered with him,drop him and let him join Overran and all the other fucking brokenbrains Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Seriously f***ing p*ssed off, this is the worst midfielder I've ever seen. I rather have a midfield of Perch - Amdy Faye playing than watching this guy step onto the field for us once again. He doesn't do anything properly. He's not fast. He has no positional sense. He doesn't cover ground intelligently. He's not a good tackler. He's not a good passer He's not a good shooter. Sometimes I wonder whether he might actually be right-footed without knowing it, or if he's wearing the left shoe in the right foot, because when he makes a pass it always goes behind the player. Flip has been mad for 24 hours. Seriously, it was the most disgusting performance I've seen. We could've honestly put a cone out there and it wouldn't have made a difference. Not even exaggerating. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Seriously f***ing p*ssed off, this is the worst midfielder I've ever seen. I rather have a midfield of Perch - Amdy Faye playing than watching this guy step onto the field for us once again. He doesn't do anything properly. He's not fast. He has no positional sense. He doesn't cover ground intelligently. He's not a good tackler. He's not a good passer He's not a good shooter. Sometimes I wonder whether he might actually be right-footed without knowing it, or if he's wearing the left shoe in the right foot, because when he makes a pass it always goes behind the player. Flip has been mad for 24 hours. Seriously, it was the most disgusting performance I've seen. We could've honestly put a cone out there and it wouldn't have made a difference. Not even exaggerating. Nah, even by his standards he was especially bad. He'll be out there again next game, of course. And the next one. And the one after. Bookings are our only hope. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Did he get subsequent booing and then chanted at after his dive or does that only apply to other players/competitions? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 He certainly got a lot of stick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
greydos Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Shouldn't this thread title be "Jack Colback, 1 brain cell away from 1 brain cell"? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dabe Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Ginger Fumaça. He's quite literally on that level/strata of dross we've had these past 20+ years. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theregulars Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 The thing about him is there's no "yeah, but he can...". There is genuinely no particularly positive attribute to him, other than its easy for commentators to spot him on the field. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawK Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 That baby-crawl ball control is the last straw. Fuck off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 That baby-crawl ball control is the last straw. Fuck off. Nah, there's so much hay all over the place that we can't even see the donkey anymore. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Think he did alright at left back Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaehyun Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 His best position is left back clearly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 That baby-crawl ball control is the last straw. Fuck off. we need a gif of that, was almost identical to his dive last week only at the other end of the pitch. Was completely lost hoping the referee would give him a hand. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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