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Hatem Ben Arfa (still a free agent)


Dave

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Ben Arfa = 0.1547619047619047619047619047619 goals/ Pl appearance.

 

Jon Walters = 0.19889502762430939226519337016575 goals/ Pl appearance.

 

Walters more effective at this level.

 

HBA - 13 goals in 4848mins on the pitch at PL level - 373 mins per goal

JW - 36 goals in 14066 mins on the pitch at PL level - 391 mins per goal

 

However I also like my widemen to get assists rather than just score kick it dead hard pens and be a shit trundler so

 

HBA - 14 assists in 4848 mins on the pitch at PL level - 346 mins per assist

JW - 16 assists in 14066 mins on the pitch at PL level - 879 mins per assist

 

albeit I also like them not to get sent off as that reduces the impact they can have

 

HBA - 0 reds in PL

JW - 1 red in PL

 

or score own goals

 

HBA - 0 OGs in PL

JW - 2 OGs in PL

 

Feel free to check to Transfermarkt to double check my workings or you could actually use your eyes and watch a game. Either is good for me.

:mung: 

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There are non-statistical issues too, though. Jon Walters is a much more positive influence on his teammates for example. Ben Arfa is a hated, poisonous cancer to all dressing rooms.

 

 

http://d.ibtimes.co.uk/en/full/264655/hatem-ben-arfa.jpg

 

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Number of times JW got me off my feet with sheer joy and excitement            = 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000

 

 

Number of times Ben Arfa got me off my feet with sheer joy and excitement    = 765.37434728292094048557373828291901028

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Regardless of form, I imagine Deschamps won't be keen at all on bringing him along for the Euros.

 

Unless he averages a goal and an assist per game all season, maybe he'd be un-ignorable... Even then, he probably won't get picked :lol:

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