ponsaelius Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Plenty rumours about this dafty. Gonçalo Lopes @_GoncaloLopes · 1h Ayoze Perez close to sign for Newcastle. Refused FC Porto Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Saw you saying he was gonna be gash on Twitter Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 To be fair Porto after him is a decent sign Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Signing a player? http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/slow-lol-zoom.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Bet he's mint. Before wor knacker alan gets a pard-on and shafts him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimbo Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Refused Porto, choosing Newcastle? We must be paying his agent a fair wack if true. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 The In Bed With Maradona piece is promising, unfortunately being coached by Pardew isn't. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Looks fat... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 I'd like some more details on him. How much work does he put into defending a one goal lead after half time? Is he adept at finishing having collected the ball on the halfway line with nobody around him? What's his wing play like and can he work in that role as an auxiliary full back? Positive answers to all these questions will really get me excited about seeing him play. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 http://www.worldsoccer.com/blogs/ayoze-perez 20 years old, Release clause of 2m euros. Versatile. Winger, playmaker, 2nd striker. Lots of pace. Sounds plausible to me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shayno Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Won't believe we are after him until i see "very strong defensive contribution" next to his page on Whoscored. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 http://www.worldsoccer.com/blogs/ayoze-perez 20 years old, Release clause of 2m euros. Versatile. Winger, playmaker, 2nd striker. Lots of pace. Sounds plausible to me. And then he signed for Newcastle under Alan Pardew. Such a sad end to a promising career. He'll look good on Rotherham's bench in 2 years' time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 http://i.imgur.com/uVQ3as9.jpg http://i.imgur.com/binLYZF.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shayno Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Hasn't scored in six games, just being linked with us has been enough for his development to be "Pardewed" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Looks incredibly quick and tidy with the ball. Seems a good young player but it's hard to be excited about anything. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 I'd like some more details on him. How much work does he put into defending a one goal lead after half time? Is he adept at finishing having collected the ball on the halfway line with nobody around him? What's his wing play like and can he work in that role as an auxiliary full back? Positive answers to all these questions will really get me excited about seeing him play. Laughed out loud at this, probably a defensive mechanism to hold back the tears. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Looks shit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Away Toon Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Should stay in Tenerife, it's a nice place and Pardew isn't manager of their football club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weezertron Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Should stay in Tenerife, it's a nice place and Pardew isn't manager of their football club. I wouldn't be trading Tenerife for Newcastle, like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Looks incredibly quick and tidy with the ball. Seems a good young player but it's hard to be excited about anything. We're all ghosts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Perfect complement to Kenwyne Jones in our Par-par-dew formation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 I imagine this guy signing the contract, hopping on to the internet to see what his new fans are like, finding this forum and being like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Plenty rumours about this dafty. Gonçalo Lopes @_GoncaloLopes · 1h Ayoze Perez close to sign for Newcastle. Refused FC Porto Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 I cant contain my excitement to think we are snatching players from the beach at a lower league Spanish team from under the noses of Barcelona and tha Madrid boys. How far have we come in 7 years under Ashley. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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