LV Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 I can't watch/ listen to any football report about us at the moment due to the amount of bullshit flying about. Just listened to 5 live and their 'chief football reporter' Ian Dennis (I think) was just plucking at random from the ABC of Newcastle United myths and fallacies. Transfer policy is wrong because of too many foreigners and not the Englishmen with premier league experience that Pardew wants; Cabaye was sold from under him; No quality players want to go to Newcastle. Utter utter lazy and hackneyed drivel. Not one word about him being a suspect manager and failing to make anything of the players he's got. Just stuff about losing quality players and not having time to integrate new ones. Meanwhile at Southampton they lose a load of good players, get new ones in AND have a new manager and still hammer us 4-0. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Five o Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Sherwood, Pulis, Bruce, Moyes. We dream about Pardew get the sack, but dear not dream about a offensive, good manager. The next manager is mouthwash. I don`t get it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Sherwood, Pulis, Bruce, Moyes. We dream about Pardew get the sack, but dear not dream about a offensive, good manager. The next manager is mouthwash. I don`t get it Mouthwash. You brush your teeth, you take a mouthful of mouthwash, swish it around and spit it out. The next manager has to come in and scrape the shit off the walls. Then after he does that, maybe we get someone good. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
relámpago blanco Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 I like it how pundits that defend the cunt will also laud Bruce for signing Ben Arfa Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Anyone noticed Cabaye was foreign? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Anyone noticed Cabaye was foreign? He was English Marra. Only became Foreign when he threw a strop and refused to play Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Sherwood, Pulis, Bruce, Moyes. We dream about Pardew get the sack, but dear not dream about a offensive, good manager. The next manager is mouthwash. I don`t get it Mouthwash. You brush your teeth, you take a mouthful of mouthwash, swish it around and spit it out. The next manager has to come in and scrape the shit off the walls. Then after he does that, maybe we get someone good. He'd be a colonic then? A human colonic? Colo...nic? COLO! The reports are true! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Sherwood, Pulis, Bruce, Moyes. We dream about Pardew get the sack, but dear not dream about a offensive, good manager. The next manager is mouthwash. I don`t get it Mouthwash. You brush your teeth, you take a mouthful of mouthwash, swish it around and spit it out. The next manager has to come in and scrape the shit off the walls. Then after he does that, maybe we get someone good. He'd be a colonic then? A human colonic? Colo...nic? COLO! The reports are true! Shut the fuck up, Jack. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Anyone noticed Cabaye was foreign? He was English Marra. Only became Foreign when he threw a strop and refused to play Went from foreign to too foreign, to too important. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Five o Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Sherwood, Pulis, Bruce, Moyes. We dream about Pardew get the sack, but dear not dream about a offensive, good manager. The next manager is mouthwash. I don`t get it Mouthwash. You brush your teeth, you take a mouthful of mouthwash, swish it around and spit it out. The next manager has to come in and scrape the shit off the walls. Then after he does that, maybe we get someone good. FFS, that analogy man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Sherwood, Pulis, Bruce, Moyes. We dream about Pardew get the sack, but dear not dream about a offensive, good manager. The next manager is mouthwash. I don`t get it Mouthwash. You brush your teeth, you take a mouthful of mouthwash, swish it around and spit it out. The next manager has to come in and scrape the shit off the walls. Then after he does that, maybe we get someone good. FFS, that analogy man. It was solid until I had to goddamn explain it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 You would think the players would come out in support for him or at least apologise at a time like this. Not even a word from Stevie Fistpumps. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 You would think the players would come out in support for him or at least apologise at a time like this. Not even a word from Stevie Fistpumps. Nah, it was only a routine 4-0. Such apologies are reserved for really bad defeats. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Hope nobody's listening to Stan Collymore on TalkSport now Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 I can't watch/ listen to any football report about us at the moment due to the amount of bullshit flying about. Just listened to 5 live and their 'chief football reporter' Ian Dennis (I think) was just plucking at random from the ABC of Newcastle United myths and fallacies. Transfer policy is wrong because of too many foreigners and not the Englishmen with premier league experience that Pardew wants; Cabaye was sold from under him; No quality players want to go to Newcastle. Utter utter lazy and hackneyed drivel. Not one word about him being a suspect manager and failing to make anything of the players he's got. Just stuff about losing quality players and not having time to integrate new ones. Meanwhile at Southampton they lose a load of good players, get new ones in AND have a new manager and still hammer us 4-0. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!! Ian Dennis is a complete wanker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Hope nobody's listening to Stan Collymore on TalkSport now What's he saying? Just mounting an epic defense of Pardew. He's making me feel how I made you lot feel about six months ago Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Hope nobody's listening to Stan Collymore on TalkSport now What's he saying? Just mounting an epic defense of Pardew. He's making me feel how I made you lot feel about six months ago See? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Hope nobody's listening to Stan Collymore on TalkSport now What's he saying? Just mounting an epic defense of Pardew. He's making me feel how I made you lot feel about six months ago Glad you're the only one listening to his s*** then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Hope nobody's listening to Stan Collymore on TalkSport now What's he saying? Just mounting an epic defense of Pardew. He's making me feel how I made you lot feel about six months ago The inner turmoil must be tearing you apart. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Five o Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Sherwood, Pulis, Bruce, Moyes. We dream about Pardew get the sack, but dear not dream about a offensive, good manager. The next manager is mouthwash. I don`t get it Mouthwash. You brush your teeth, you take a mouthful of mouthwash, swish it around and spit it out. The next manager has to come in and scrape the shit off the walls. Then after he does that, maybe we get someone good. FFS, that analogy man. It was solid until I had to goddamn explain it. http://reactiongif.org/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/08/GIF-OK-okay-agreeing-approval-smile-Eddie-Murphy-GIF.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 What I want to see happen to Collymore doesn't belong on an internet forum. It's nothing remotely sexual, either. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Not sure why you felt the need to add that last sentence. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 For clarity. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxfree Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Thick as they come. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Not sure why you felt the need to add that last sentence. You're right! Very Freudian that like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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