Ally Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Amusing extracts from that book.no surprises that "Pards" is an egotistical twat On another note, has a stadium announcer ever written a book before?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Williamson bigging him up again massively in the Journal tomorrow. Yawn. Because he knows he will be replaced as soon as Pardew leaves. So lucky to be a starter in the Premiership. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Williamson bigging him up again massively in the Journal tomorrow. Yawn. Again lol? He was bigging him up last week as well. Brown nosing to the extreme it's funny how the clubs press ban doesn't apply to the players but Hba was silenced. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miercoles Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 :lol: Loving the book excerpts, thanks mate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 'fish quiz' What deplorable c*** Pardew is. That was the one that got me the most What a weapon. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ste Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Really dislike when people do the sitting on the desk while you're in a lower seat thing. Pardew talking about Sea World rather than talking to his team before a game is comical. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Pure David Brent from Pards. What a monumental bell The cup of tea in the office bit is: http://images.tvrage.com/screencaps/31/6060/200093.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Can't wait for these lot to get a tonking this weekend. That Swansea game has really gone to their heads. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 From that other thread Alan was very big on the psychology side of sport. I was told that he had a motivational CD that he would listen to in his car on the way into work. He was into all that sort of thing. One of the craziest things I heard was that he thought claret was a negative colour. He couldn’t understand why everything was claret and blue. They’re the club’s colours, for goodness’ sake! We found ourselves faced with a ridiculous scenario in which the manager started putting up mottos around the walls of the training ground and the stadium. There were quotes from icons such as Muhammad Ali and Martin Luther King. (That’ll be the other King then, I suppose.) Some of the lads would say, ‘I don’t know what that fucking means. I can’t even read it, let alone understand it.’ Don Hutchison, for example, could often be heard moaning, ‘What the fuck does that mean?’ Lost it at the Hutchison part Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 It's clear Pardew is a bit wrong in the head. He actually does think he's some sort of genius and top manager. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Good lord, those stadium announcer stories.... Sums Pardew up a a treat. THe NUFC job must be his dream managers role, a vacant owner, a lick spittle like Charnley and no one seems to be in charge. Pardew has freedom to do anything he wants. The bloke is a small time wanker. End of. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 bet Pardew has got that Des'ree quote on his office wall. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 The bloke is an absolute loser. You can see why the pain was on his face in that stoke game, it was never his fault or the team, the fans were negative which caused the result. He is an utter small time loser. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 The bloke is an absolute loser. You can see why the pain was on his face in that stoke game, it was never his fault or the team, the fans were negative which caused the result. He is an utter small time loser. :lol: You can see it on his face "its not my fault, its them" but he cant say anything. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 It's not about 4-3-3s or 4-4-2s. It's about the stadium music. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 It's not about 4-3-3s or 4-4-2s. It's about the stadium music. And a good fish quiz. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 We need more golden crosses imo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 We need more golden crosses imo. Preferably with Pardew, Carver, Charnley and Ashley nailed to them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 We need more golden crosses imo. Preferably with Pardew, Carver, Charnley and Ashley nailed to them. That I would go and watch :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 From that other thread Alan was very big on the psychology side of sport. I was told that he had a motivational CD that he would listen to in his car on the way into work. He was into all that sort of thing. One of the craziest things I heard was that he thought claret was a negative colour. He couldn’t understand why everything was claret and blue. They’re the club’s colours, for goodness’ sake! We found ourselves faced with a ridiculous scenario in which the manager started putting up mottos around the walls of the training ground and the stadium. There were quotes from icons such as Muhammad Ali and Martin Luther King. (That’ll be the other King then, I suppose.) Some of the lads would say, ‘I don’t know what that fucking means. I can’t even read it, let alone understand it.’ Don Hutchison, for example, could often be heard moaning, ‘What the fuck does that mean?’ Lost it at the Hutchison part Seems like the filthy turncoat cunt is thinking of writing a book to go along with the shit column. Should be forced to live in Hendon the rest of his days the wanker nevermind sounding off on NUFC. Utter scum. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EthiGeordie Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 eventually when he leaves will it be resigning sacked or mutual consent. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Can't wait for what the tea lady (not Stoke City's) has to say. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 he is useless man. Why us? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
magpie1892 Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 It's clear Pardew is a bit wrong in the head. He actually does think he's some sort of genius and top manager. There's long-standing and significant amounts of evidence that suggest he's got a number of interlinked mental illnesses. Nothing wrong with this, of course, but the chances are he's making his condition/s worse by remaining in post instead of seeking, as a matter of urgency, the professional help he so obviously needs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 I wonder what play list he has selected before the game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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