BlueStar Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Pistorious 5 years, Pardew 8 years, where's the justice in the world? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Pistorious 5 years, Pardew 8 years, where's the justice in the world? Seems supporting NUFC is deemed a more serious crime. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawK Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 I bought the new FIFA for the first time in absolutely years (about 20 lol), and I can't even bring myself to play one match as Newcastle United. He's killed it for me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 That's the best thing about the new FIFA, IMO. You can play as Newcastle and actually enjoy the games. Play the correct players in (shock horror) the correct positions. (Or if you're a masochist you can play as Pardew and stick everyone in the wrong places, sell anyone with flair to be replaced by some English cloggers, hoof the ball upfield and sub your left back after an hour.) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Agree, I enjoy it because I can pick the team we should actually be using. Except not being able to get the loan players back (on Seasons). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawK Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 That's the best thing about the new FIFA, IMO. You can play as Newcastle and actually enjoy the games. Play the correct players in (shock horror) the correct positions. (Or if you're a masochist you can play as Pardew and stick everyone in the wrong places, sell anyone with flair to be replaced by some English cloggers, hoof the ball upfield and sub your left back after an hour.) I wonder if Pardew actually does this on FIFA Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andymc1 Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Pistorious 5 years, Pardew 8 years, where's the justice in the world? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 That's the best thing about the new FIFA, IMO. You can play as Newcastle and actually enjoy the games. Play the correct players in (shock horror) the correct positions. (Or if you're a masochist you can play as Pardew and stick everyone in the wrong places, sell anyone with flair to be replaced by some English cloggers, hoof the ball upfield and sub your left back after an hour.) I wonder if Pardew actually does this on FIFA Plays total war, sends his cavalry to attack castles. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Plays Call of Duty as a sniper, and spends the whole scenario crawling to a shooting position only to get killed anyway. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 The horrible cunt couldn't tell us often enough about how tough it was to play Thursday/Sunday so that will obviously be a big boost to us ahead of the game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Plays NHL14 be a pro mode. Sits on the bench for the whole game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Plays sonic the hedgehog dead fucking slowly avoiding every enemy and tries to sit back holding onto one ring. Dies. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Goes to Nandos and has the chicken caesar salad with no chicken and no dressing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 I think he plays Rocky Legends for the original Xbox and forces Steve Stone to pick Mickey whilst he whales on him constantly with Ivan Drago. Stone isn't allowed to block. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danh1 Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Plays GTA and stops at every red light and doesn't run anyone over. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Plays Super Mario and kills himself when throwing a Koopa Troopa shell. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Plays Pokemon gets a mewtwo and 3 legendary birds but sticks with a squirtle and a bulbasaur. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Plays Russian roulette and the cunt survives at the expense of Christopher walken. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Plays Streetfighter 2 and spends the entire game just blocking to get a draw when the time runs out, whilst hoping for some "magic" to damage his enemy. Blames his wife for shouting that his tea's ready when he loses. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Goes for a few pints on Thursday night and then complains to his missus that he's too hungover to go to church on Sunday. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rompe Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Plays 3D Sex Villa and only uses the cucumber. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 :lol: the fuck Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Fourth post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Buys pro evo 15, doesnt unbox it to play it. Tells everyone he hasnt lost a game since he bought it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elbel1 Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Plays GTA and steals a car. Spends next 5 hours parked in an alleyway refusing to take it to get re painted as that would make it entertaining and nice to look at Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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