Guest firetotheworks Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 He's actually said "if we were going to lose a game, I’d rather we lost it like that. We tried to win it, and that ambition won’t leave this team because we have a good spirit and we never give in." That's what you're supposed to do, you dumb motherfucker, what do you want? A cookie? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Easiest job in the world. Set up ultra negative, throw a load of attackers on after 80 minutes, completely fuck your shape, lose, take the praise (and congratulate yourself) for "being brave". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 we routinely get hammered trying to contain teams!! Aye this is it like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Easiest job in the world. Set up ultra negative, throw a load of attackers on after 80 minutes, completely fuck your shape, lose, take the praise (and congratulate yourself) for "being brave". i'm genuinely losing my shit over people saying like "well we tried to win it, not his fault!!!" fucking hell, its the bare minimum. He genuinely made the worst subs i can remember from him, and that's saying something. Nah, I've seen worse. FML. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Easiest job in the world. Set up ultra negative, throw a load of attackers on after 80 minutes, completely fuck your shape, lose, take the praise (and congratulate yourself) for "being brave". i'm genuinely losing my shit over people saying like "well we tried to win it, not his fault!!!" fucking hell, its the bare minimum. He genuinely made the worst subs i can remember from him, and that's saying something. Nah, I've seen worse. FML. Reading? this is up there for me. The armstrong sub, then leaving us with no midfielders, cabella on with 4 mins left True, I'm still not sure which bit of Sunday I enjoyed least but I think the simultaneous negating of your most productive attacking force (Sissoko) coupled with the removal of cover for a turboshit defence would definitely be top 3. I can only summise he genuinely does think Cack Jolback is the greatest player to have played the game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 We are fucked as a club like, there no getting away from it. Utterly fucked. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallowgate Toon Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 The Armstrong one for me, literally brought him on because he's local, Cisse is on top form and he chooses a kid instead. Brainless And taking Tiote off instead of Colback. I don't even like the bloke but a Colback-Sissoko central midfield is a disaster, as well as the total lack of width that followed the sub. Just a fucking shit mess. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallowgate Toon Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 I saw one bloke on True Faith's FB page say 'shape' and 'balance' are irrelevant buzz words that people who don't know anything about football say to look intelligent. That's the kind of dipshit we're dealing with here, Pards is here to stay. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 We only lose because of the risks inherent in attacking flare football Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 We only lose because of the risks inherent in attacking flare football probably some unintentional truth there as Pardew's never formed a coherent attacking plan and every player in that 4-2-4 was playing on pure instinct. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Easiest job in the world. Set up ultra negative, throw a load of attackers on after 80 minutes, completely fuck your shape, lose, take the praise (and congratulate yourself) for "being brave". i'm genuinely losing my shit over people saying like "well we tried to win it, not his fault!!!" fucking hell, its the bare minimum. He genuinely made the worst subs i can remember from him, and that's saying something. Nah, I've seen worse. FML. Reading? this is up there for me. The armstrong sub, then leaving us with no midfielders, cabella on with 4 mins left Was that the game he took off Cabaye? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Lest we forget man, of course. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 (64) Perch for Marveaux (73) Bigirimana for Cabaye (79) Obertan for Anita Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Nothing will top what he did against Reading at home last season like. He does bathshit things on a weekly basis, but it takes some imagination to be that fucking terrible. 35 mins: Cabaye scores 65 mins: Marveaux<Perch 70 mins: Guthrie<Le Fondre 71 mins: Le Fondre scores 74 mins: Cabaye<Bigirimana 77 mins: Le Fondre scores 80 mins: Anita<Obertan Honestly man. It'll only actually be funny once he's gone, but right now it's something that he's always liable to do. I'm convinced that I'd do a better job than him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 His excuse was that Cabaye was always going to come off, yet he took Marveaux off first, then took Cabaye off after they equalised. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Santoon, I'm sure that guy on your Twitter used to be on here. All he ever said was 'Lies, damned lies and statistics' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 No one ever did on here, either. He just kept saying it like it meant anything. He was a bit odd, if it's the same guy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
binnsy Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 How many times now has he come out and blamed getting caught up with the atmosphere and crowd willing the team on as an excuse for losing?? Once you have been caught out losing a game in that fashion, your professional pride and knowledge should make sure it doesn't happen again, it's at least 3 times we have been caight out like that. totally not good enough at this level. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieT Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Pardew in response to Sammy Ameobi's comments that the season is in danger of "falling by the wayside": Well that's just a young player making a naive statement to you guys. That's probably the last we see of him for a while for daring to challenge the King. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 So just Janmaat and Sammy criticising the King. I'm waiting for a Blob Jelliot face turn. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawK Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 So just Janmaat and Sammy criticising the King. I'm waiting for a Blob Jelliot face turn. Didn't Janmaat say Pardew was as good as Van Gaal the other week? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 So just Janmaat and Sammy criticising the King. I'm waiting for a Blob Jelliot face turn. Didn't Janmaat say Pardew was as good as Van Gaal the other week? Changed his tune after the derby. Said we should have focused on tactics rather than fighting Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Pardew in response to Sammy Ameobi's comments that the season is in danger of "falling by the wayside": Well that's just a young player making a naive statement to you guys. That's probably the last we see of him for a while for daring to challenge the King. He's such a disrespectful ass, Pardew Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hughesy Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 http://statsbomb.com/2014/12/under-pardew-could-newcastle-do-better/ Interesting read (although I can't profess to understanding all the statistics). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 He's pleased with the game and the performance. Losing the derby at home without scoring. Such a small-time manager. Should fuck off back to Charlton, that's his level. Of course he's pleased with the game and performance, although he's had his share of mackem twankings, this one was the Christmas version and we handed them a record breaking Christma present. Ho ho ho, MERRY Christmas! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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