Guest reefatoon Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Crazy bollocks spouting shite. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Palace are a striker away from being a top 8 team. Maybe GK too. Solid enough defence and organisation Cabaye Jedinek Zaha Bolassie Puncheon Is a very tasty midfield proposition. Keep that lot fit and in good form they'll be laughing. It's genuinely exciting times at Selhurst Park. A couple quality additions and even Pardew couldn't mess it up. 1 reliable purple more and they are sorted. Should support Palace mate. Always been my second team. While not prolific Bolasie is full of fret. I'm sure he gets assists and must do great work in getting the team up the pitch into dangerous areas. He & Zaha are great players for the counter attack. Hard working, direct, can beat a man, decent delivery etc. that alone can take you pretty far when you throw in genuine pace and ability. Think they could establish themselves in that Stoke bracket this season. Decent long-term manager anyway from being a permanent fixture in this division. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Just had an epileptic fit, BRB. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
junkhead Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Second team ffs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Nice when this thread is just a stream of abuse. So much better than when The Captain Dickhead comes in rewriting history and defending his boyhood and local hero. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Pardew f***ed up with players like Ba, Ben Arfa, Cisse, Remy, Cabaye, Sissoko, Santon, MYM, Colo and Debuchy over his tenure. But Aye they are destined for success, dat Bolasie. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Palace are a striker away from being a top 8 team. Maybe GK too. Solid enough defence and organisation Cabaye Jedinek Zaha Bolassie Puncheon Is a very tasty midfield proposition. Keep that lot fit and in good form they'll be laughing. It's genuinely exciting times at Selhurst Park. A couple quality additions and even Pardew couldn't mess it up. 1 reliable purple more and they are sorted. I guarantee you he never lines the midfield up like that. Puncheon will be benched for Cabaye at that number 10 position, and two cloggers will play in midfield, and so there will be no flow from the back to the attaking midfielders. Also as soon as thye have a bit of a wobble Zaha / Bolasie will be pulled for defensive wingers that track back and do nothing else. Going to be amazing watching him screw it up. I'll remind you when it happens too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sho Time Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Tbf, it's more like Keeper Back 9 inc the usual back 4 and below Cabaye Jedinak Zaha Puncheon Bolassie Bamford. Bench LB LB LB LB LB LB LB Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Pardew f***ed up with Ben Arfa, Cisse, Remy, Cabaye, Sissoko, Santon, MYM, Colo and Debuchy. But Aye they are destined for success, dat Bolasie. 1. Messed up his own career 2. Actually saved Pardew's career 3. Got his big move largely due to performances for Pardew 4. Ditto 5. Played about par to his abilities except that ignorant stretch as #10 6. Par of his abilities 7. Not suited to the Prem... this guy has aerial ability as a weakness in Serie A ffs 8. Played the best football of his NUFC PL career under Pardew, can't control his wife, then age took it's toll 9. Pardew did him so bad he went to Arsenal for £10m Pardew has zero idea what to do when the going gets tough except play cloggers. But he's probably not the worst manager in the division Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Just had an epileptic fit, BRB. You lucky fucker, I've had no such luck and read the rest of this page. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeEd32 Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 I wish I could hide this thread from the board. Zero interest in discussing this vile man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 The tears when it goes just about okay for Palace this season is going to be funny. FWIW if he's doing terrible Palace have a Chairman that will actually do something about it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Pardew f***ed up with Ben Arfa, Cisse, Remy, Cabaye, Sissoko, Santon, MYM, Colo and Debuchy. But Aye they are destined for success, dat Bolasie. 1. Messed up his own career 2. Actually saved Pardew's career 3. Got his big move largely due to performances for Pardew 4. Ditto 5. Played about par to his abilities except that ignorant stretch as #10 6. Par of his abilities 7. Not suited to the Prem... this guy has aerial ability as a weakness in Serie A ffs 8. Played the best football of his NUFC PL career under Pardew, can't control his wife, then age took it's toll 9. Pardew did him so bad he went to Arsenal for £10m Pardew has zero idea what to do when the going gets tough except play cloggers. But he's probably not the worst manager in the division Even if this was true, he's still the most egotistical cunt in English football. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Cool story bro. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 The tears when it goes just about okay for Palace this season is going to be funny. FWIW if he's doing terrible Palace have a Chairman that will actually do something about it. Like go out and hire Neil Warnock again? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 TBH, unless he loses Bolasie and Zaha he will be absolutely fine this season. No matter who the manager is, those two wide with Cabaye feeding them passes, plus if Bamford does already, will be about for them to finish about 12th. Which for them would be seen as a success. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 What a fucking bellend. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 The tears when it goes just about okay for Palace this season is going to be funny. FWIW if he's doing terrible Palace have a Chairman that will actually do something about it. For you, Palace fans and Pardew. It'll be lonely at the top (8) because no one else likes any of the above. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Couldn't care less personally, Palace are a nothing club which I couldn't give two shits about and I stopped giving a shit about Pardew when he stopped associating himself with my club. I moved on the minute he left, the mere idea that CDP thinks people are losing sleep over Palace is fucking hilarious. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shays Given Tim Flowers Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 What a f***ing bellend. Great use of bellend here. Tit would have also been viable. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimbo Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 It's like people have forgotten what Pardew is like, just because you think you can make a decent team out of their squad it doesn't mean that's what he will do. Bamford could find himself on the wing like Cisse, Zaha could be dropped permanently for not being a 2nd fullback, the man could make any number of stupid decisions, and be too much of an egomaniac to acknowledge it. He's an awful awful awful manager. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 It's like people have forgotten what Pardew is like, just because you think you can make a decent team out of their squad it doesn't mean that's what he will do. Bamford could find himself on the wing like Cisse, Zaha could be dropped permanently for not being a 2nd fullback, the man could make any number of stupid decisions, and be too much of an egomaniac to acknowledge it. He's an awful awful awful manager. This is true, it crossed my mind when I posted it. He's also got a defensive problem if he has to drop one of his bearded goliaths to accommodate Cabaye. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 It's like people have forgotten what Pardew is like, just because you think you can make a decent team out of their squad it doesn't mean that's what he will do. Bamford could find himself on the wing like Cisse, Zaha could be dropped permanently for not being a 2nd fullback, the man could make any number of stupid decisions, and be too much of an egomaniac to acknowledge it. He's an awful awful awful manager. It's like Pardew was never here, and never made a pig's ear of the player's we had. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Potential line up in 13/14 Krul (Dutch International) Debuchy (French International sold to Arsenal) Yanga-Mbiwa (French International sold to Roma) Coloccini (Argentina International) Santon (Sold to Inter Milan) Anita (Dutch International) Sissoko (French International) Cabaye (French International, sold to PSG) Ben Arfa (French International at his peak with us) Cisse (Senegal International) Remy (French International) Regular Pardew Line up based on appearances. Krul (Dutch International) Debuchy (French International sold to Arsenal) Williamson Coloccini (Argentina International) Santon (Sold to Inter Milan) Sissoko (French International) Tiote Cabaye/Anita (French International, sold to PSG) Gouffran Cisse (Senegal International) Remy (French International) Now you can even look at the bottom one and despite him starting Gouffran, Williamson, playing 4-4-2 and leaving out our best player, and correctly think that it should still do well. As it happens, he broke nearly every negative club record within the space of a year and had us playing the worst football that I've ever seen, and I don't just mean from a Newcastle team. So fuck if he has a 'decent' team at Palace, he's a fucking terrible manager and an absolute cunt of a man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Tiote is a IC international. MYM can't challenge in the air. HBA played more games under Pardew than Gouffran Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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