thomas Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 For a work argument - does anyone have that screengrab of Pardew's results in the last two/three seasons where the losses are all in red, the few wins in green etc etc Like this? (spoilered for size) http://i.imgur.com/j0ZI8E5.png edit: oh, not like that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 How can you not hate him? He's the worst person in history. Hitler > Pardew Agreed and I'm Jewish. I'm not really but if I was, I would still agree. I'll see your Alan Pardew, and raise a Mike Ashley... (quietly shuffles Cattermole, Ball, and Wise cards in his hand...) Ball and Wise. Sounds like a game of fantasy comedy acts. Those two would only be funny with a bayonet sticking in them... (catchphrase: "Fuck-off Tommy!") Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 NUFC54 (Thanks for trying Thomas ) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 NUFC54 (Thanks for trying Thomas ) No worries, its worth noting that in one of them 5 wins, Pardew headbutted a player. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 *pushed him away with his head Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Like they aren't smokin man For being British chicks I guess they're okay. I'm going to come to Sweden and Kaiz is going to have to take me to these clubs. Field test. Anyway, 3 is a skinnier version of Kat Dennings, I hate when we do these ratings things when people are sitting down, Now no clue who is who once we go past 3. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Kaiz is from some little shit hole in Norway though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillClinton Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 As a neutral, Swedish girls > Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 The more I look, the more grotesque everything becomes. Kind of like Pardew. Loads of Brad Pitt types on this forum I see This is the most idiotic comment ever in these situations. What the ranker might or might not be able to pull has no cause and effect on his ability to rank. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Like they aren't smokin man For being British chicks I guess they're okay. I'm going to come to Sweden and Kaiz is going to have to take me to these clubs. Field test. Anyway, 3 is a skinnier version of Kat Dennings, I hate when we do these ratings things when people are sitting down, Now no clue who is who once we go past 3. Kaiz is from some little shit hole in Norway though. Girls in Norway easily beats girls in Sweden though. Or well, not easily. There's not that much difference. Swedish blondes > Norwegian blondes, other hair coloured Norwegian chicks > other hair coloured Swedish chicks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppe Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 They may have fit bodies but none of the girls in that picture have a nice face. Fucking eagle beaks and man-faces Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 They may have fit bodies but none of the girls in that picture have a nice face. Fucking eagle beaks and man-faces That's why they were hired. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 They may have fit bodies but none of the girls in that picture have a nice face. Fucking eagle beaks and man-faces As stated 10 & 3 are as good as it gets in that respect Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 They may have fit bodies but none of the girls in that picture have a nice face. Fucking eagle beaks and man-faces As stated 10 & 3 are as good as it gets in that respect Madness. Number 8 is winning the face contest by so much it's not even a contest. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaqen Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 10 has a face like a bag of conkers, crazy to group her in with 3 who is genuinely fit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 How is number 3 even near the top of anyone's list. Madness. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 This rapidly veering into height=150http://i.ytimg.com/vi/oe9uK9QGCUI/hqdefault.jpg[/img] territory. They're all perfectly serviceable females. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 They're all perfectly serviceable females. That's not what is being discussed, though. It's beyond dispute that most of the people on here wouldn't say no to any of those. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Like they aren't smokin man For being British chicks I guess they're okay. I'm going to come to Sweden and Kaiz is going to have to take me to these clubs. Field test. Anyway, 3 is a skinnier version of Kat Dennings, I hate when we do these ratings things when people are sitting down, Now no clue who is who once we go past 3. Kaiz is from some little s*** hole in Norway though. Girls in Norway easily beats girls in Sweden though. Or well, not easily. There's not that much difference. Swedish blondes > Norwegian blondes, other hair coloured Norwegian chicks > other hair coloured Swedish chicks. Kaiz is my Northern European source. Scando bar hopping is where it's at. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 10 has a face like a bag of conkers, crazy to group her in with 3 who is genuinely fit. What. The. Fuck. 10 is third from the right standing up with blonde hair, I suspect we're talking about the same lass and you've counted back row first then the bottom two are 12 & 13 or whatever. Standing row third from the right has the best face, though three might be OK it's harder to tell with her. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 10 has a face like a bag of conkers, crazy to group her in with 3 who is genuinely fit. What. The. Fuck. 10 is third from the right standing up with blonde hair, I suspect we're talking about the same lass and you've counted back row first then the bottom two are 12 & 13 or whatever. Standing row third from the right has the best face, though three might be OK it's harder to tell with her. So... 8? That is an acceptable opinion. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 can't believe this conversation has kept going! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 As a neutral, Swedish girls > Except you lived there Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 can't believe this conversation has kept going! I can tell that you're new around here Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 10 has a face like a bag of conkers, crazy to group her in with 3 who is genuinely fit. What. The. f***. 10 is third from the right standing up with blonde hair, I suspect we're talking about the same lass and you've counted back row first then the bottom two are 12 & 13 or whatever. Standing row third from the right has the best face, though three might be OK it's harder to tell with her. So... 8? That is an acceptable opinion. So there's some doubt re who this "10" is, OK, because if extreme right back row is potential no. 10 then I'd rather shag Ayoze (ish). She's actually my least favourite, no.13 on the 'To Do' list (behind 3a Hi-Vis Lady). That said, I had an unusual (amongst pool of friends) Spice Girl shag list: Scary, Ginger, Baby, Sporty, Posh. So maybe I have unusual taste. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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