KaKa Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Am I the only one that's assuming Jack's made that all up? He hasn't at all. Read most of them before on here. It's from a book. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 I don't think what Shearer has said is all that bad, just says that the players should shoulder some of the blame which is fair enough. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 He blames the players and Ashley every time he's asked. He's defending Pardew as much as anyone in the media. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawK Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Managers, ex or wannabe, never ever come out and criticize other managers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Would just be nice to think Newcastle United and its fans meant more to him than reducing potential future awkwardness with Alan fucking Pardew. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 he cant criticise pardew in case someone at the club mentions his 8-game reign in return. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Williamson bigging him up again massively in the Journal tomorrow. Yawn. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danh1 Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Jesus christ, those stories... The man would probably have chosen Hayden Mullins instead of playing Messi if he was given the chance. I know your post is intended to be light hearted but the no lipped, arrogant thick fucking cunt WOULD have played Mullins over Messi. There is no doubt in my mind. Worst manager in English Football history. Hope he gets ran over by a truck. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Reading those stories, I cannot fucking believe he's the fucking manager. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 'fish quiz' What deplorable cunt Pardew is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Those stories ffs. Imagine how big this cunt's ego was (and still is) after we finished 5th and he won those awards. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Managers, ex or wannabe, never ever come out and criticize other managers. this is it, they spend their lives from the age of probably 10 years old steeped in the culture of football, and that culture is 'closed shop', 'everything behind closed doors'...no-one is ever likely to break the cycle if they possibly have future aspirations in the game as they'll be shunned within it if they do pardew is an interesting case because i genuinely can't recall another manager with so low an ability as a football manager combined with such a reliance (you might even say expertise) on public relations to hide the fact he's a terrible manager....has it happened before? you generally get shit managers thrown to the wolves but pardew is being backed by ashley's PR people and is himself adept at convincing most of our fans he's not to blame shit managers are usually shit at explaining their shitness away but pardew isn't Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Amusing extracts from that book.no surprises that "Pards" is an egotistical twat On another note, has a stadium announcer ever written a book before?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Williamson bigging him up again massively in the Journal tomorrow. Yawn. Because he knows he will be replaced as soon as Pardew leaves. So lucky to be a starter in the Premiership. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Williamson bigging him up again massively in the Journal tomorrow. Yawn. Again lol? He was bigging him up last week as well. Brown nosing to the extreme it's funny how the clubs press ban doesn't apply to the players but Hba was silenced. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miercoles Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 :lol: Loving the book excerpts, thanks mate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 'fish quiz' What deplorable c*** Pardew is. That was the one that got me the most What a weapon. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ste Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Really dislike when people do the sitting on the desk while you're in a lower seat thing. Pardew talking about Sea World rather than talking to his team before a game is comical. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Pure David Brent from Pards. What a monumental bell The cup of tea in the office bit is: http://images.tvrage.com/screencaps/31/6060/200093.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Can't wait for these lot to get a tonking this weekend. That Swansea game has really gone to their heads. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 From that other thread Alan was very big on the psychology side of sport. I was told that he had a motivational CD that he would listen to in his car on the way into work. He was into all that sort of thing. One of the craziest things I heard was that he thought claret was a negative colour. He couldn’t understand why everything was claret and blue. They’re the club’s colours, for goodness’ sake! We found ourselves faced with a ridiculous scenario in which the manager started putting up mottos around the walls of the training ground and the stadium. There were quotes from icons such as Muhammad Ali and Martin Luther King. (That’ll be the other King then, I suppose.) Some of the lads would say, ‘I don’t know what that fucking means. I can’t even read it, let alone understand it.’ Don Hutchison, for example, could often be heard moaning, ‘What the fuck does that mean?’ Lost it at the Hutchison part Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 It's clear Pardew is a bit wrong in the head. He actually does think he's some sort of genius and top manager. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Good lord, those stadium announcer stories.... Sums Pardew up a a treat. THe NUFC job must be his dream managers role, a vacant owner, a lick spittle like Charnley and no one seems to be in charge. Pardew has freedom to do anything he wants. The bloke is a small time wanker. End of. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 bet Pardew has got that Des'ree quote on his office wall. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 The bloke is an absolute loser. You can see why the pain was on his face in that stoke game, it was never his fault or the team, the fans were negative which caused the result. He is an utter small time loser. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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