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Plays Streetfighter 2 and spends the entire game just blocking to get a draw when the time runs out, whilst hoping for some "magic" to damage his enemy.

 

Blames his wife for shouting that his tea's ready when he loses.

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Unbelievable quotes from Pardew today ... I saw an article on how he claimed a tactical change had helped us win the game on Saturday. Only to discover he was on about the other team's tactical change!!!

 

Apparently our win was down to Pearson bringing on too many forward thinking players. Pardew's blueprint it seems, is waiting for the other team to bring on too many forward thinking players so we can have a chance to win. Just let that sink in.

 

“When they made two forward changes I said to John [Carver]: ‘We have to win this game’," Pardew told the Chronicle.

 

“I knew they’d push and try to open the game up. In a way that kind of helped us.”

 

:pokerface:

 

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Unbelievable quotes from Pardew today ... I saw an article on how he claimed a tactical change had helped us win the game on Saturday. Only to discover he was on about the other team's tactical change!!!

 

Apparently our win was down to Pearson bringing on too many forward thinking players. Pardew's blueprint it seems, is waiting for the other team to bring on too many forward thinking players so we can have a chance to win. Just let that sink in.

 

“When they made two forward changes I said to John [Carver]: ‘We have to win this game’," Pardew told the Chronicle.

 

“I knew they’d push and try to open the game up. In a way that kind of helped us.”

 

:pokerface:

 

 

That's actually a relief. Means he has no idea why we won and subsequently won't have a clue how to do it again. We're going to get murdered in most games until he goes.

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We can't bank on getting thrashed in the next two games thanks to the sheer spawn of the man. Spurs and Liverpool will probably put in a stinker of a performance like every other team weve played lately and we will see narrow losses or god forbid even draws and then Pardew will claim we are on the up and Ashley will be lapping it up.

 

Its going to happen.

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