Nobody Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Newcastle boss Alan Pardew: "Our back four was not quite as solid as it has looked, but if there was ever that cliche that 'goals win game' then this is it. "Actually I thought it was pretty even up to Jak Alnwick making a mistake. Our performance level was pretty good but the score is what it is. That's unfortunate for the players who put a shift in." Fuck right off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Newcastle boss Alan Pardew: "Our back four was not quite as solid as it has looked, but if there was ever that cliche that 'goals win game' then this is it. "Actually I thought it was pretty even up to Jak Alnwick making a mistake. Our performance level was pretty good but the score is what it is. That's unfortunate for the players who put a shift in." No way, man? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 PS: yes, real. Mine weren't btw. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 He's ill. The bloke is genuinely ill in the head. He needs therapy and should not be working. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistle17 Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 It is what it is? Die of AIDS man Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 PS: yes, real. Mine weren't btw. Yours were less horrible. Imagine that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 "if there was ever that cliche that 'goals win game' then this is it" That's not a cliché, man, it's fucking maths! MATHS! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Spurs had us under quite a bit of pressure just before the goal, it was coming even if Jak doesn't fuck that up completely. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Newcastle boss Alan Pardew: "Our back four was not quite as solid as it has looked, but if there was ever that cliche that 'goals win game' then this is it. "Actually I thought it was pretty even up to Jak Alnwick making a mistake. Our performance level was pretty good but the score is what it is. That's unfortunate for the players who put a shift in." There we go, it's a 4 - 0 humping and it's the players that are unfortunate. Win games and it's all we, me me. Cuntchops. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Pretty sure goals always win games personally. Controversial, I know. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 He didn't mention cabaye, surely not now? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Who are the players who supposedly put a shift in this 4-0 hammering? Gouffran, Colback... who else? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 PS: yes, real. Mine weren't btw. Yours were less horrible. Imagine that what's so sad is that he actually put in an effort to make the comments abysmal. Pardew the effortless cunt that he is comes around and one ups him in his sleep. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Jak Alnwick was responsible for all 4 goals then. That would explain it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistle17 Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 I bet he thinks he's some sort of genius psychologist and tries to motivate his players by holding up a picture of Cabaye whilst saying 'look at that fret, look at it. I bet you cant be the fret he was...you got no fr...SHUT THE FUCK UP HATEM (speaking to the voice in his head, Hatem is actually on a beach in Monaco)'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Cliche Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Well that's lifted the goalie for the local derby then. Magnificent. Might has well have run him over with the actual team bus. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 if there was ever that cliche that "the team that outscores the opponent wins" then this is it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Newcastle boss Alan Pardew: "Our back four was not quite as solid as it has looked, but if there was ever that cliche that 'goals win game' then this is it. "Actually I thought it was pretty even up to Jak Alnwick making a mistake. Our performance level was pretty good but the score is what it is. That's unfortunate for the players who put a shift in." I can't stop reading his first sentence. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Cliche In Pardspeak cliche is another word for football, obviously. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 if there was ever that cliche that "the team that outscores the opponent wins" then this is it. Just noticed the bowl of McRibs there. Nice. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 I can never be satisfied no matter how many games we win. This man is a disgrace. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 "A coach once told me 'the team that scores the most often wins' and I've never forgotten that advice". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 I can never be satisfied no matter how many games we win. This man is a disgrace. Fortunately we won't win many games. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 I bet he thinks he's some sort of genius psychologist and tries to motivate his players by holding up a picture of Cabaye whilst saying 'look at that fret, look at it. I bet you cant be the fret he was...you got no fr...SHUT THE FUCK UP HATEM (speaking to the voice in his head, Hatem is actually on a beach in Monaco)'. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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