Guest firetotheworks Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 The tears when it goes just about okay for Palace this season is going to be funny. FWIW if he's doing terrible Palace have a Chairman that will actually do something about it. For you, Palace fans and Pardew. It'll be lonely at the top (8) because no one else likes any of the above. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Couldn't care less personally, Palace are a nothing club which I couldn't give two shits about and I stopped giving a shit about Pardew when he stopped associating himself with my club. I moved on the minute he left, the mere idea that CDP thinks people are losing sleep over Palace is fucking hilarious. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimbo Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 It's like people have forgotten what Pardew is like, just because you think you can make a decent team out of their squad it doesn't mean that's what he will do. Bamford could find himself on the wing like Cisse, Zaha could be dropped permanently for not being a 2nd fullback, the man could make any number of stupid decisions, and be too much of an egomaniac to acknowledge it. He's an awful awful awful manager. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 It's like people have forgotten what Pardew is like, just because you think you can make a decent team out of their squad it doesn't mean that's what he will do. Bamford could find himself on the wing like Cisse, Zaha could be dropped permanently for not being a 2nd fullback, the man could make any number of stupid decisions, and be too much of an egomaniac to acknowledge it. He's an awful awful awful manager. This is true, it crossed my mind when I posted it. He's also got a defensive problem if he has to drop one of his bearded goliaths to accommodate Cabaye. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 It's like people have forgotten what Pardew is like, just because you think you can make a decent team out of their squad it doesn't mean that's what he will do. Bamford could find himself on the wing like Cisse, Zaha could be dropped permanently for not being a 2nd fullback, the man could make any number of stupid decisions, and be too much of an egomaniac to acknowledge it. He's an awful awful awful manager. It's like Pardew was never here, and never made a pig's ear of the player's we had. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Potential line up in 13/14 Krul (Dutch International) Debuchy (French International sold to Arsenal) Yanga-Mbiwa (French International sold to Roma) Coloccini (Argentina International) Santon (Sold to Inter Milan) Anita (Dutch International) Sissoko (French International) Cabaye (French International, sold to PSG) Ben Arfa (French International at his peak with us) Cisse (Senegal International) Remy (French International) Regular Pardew Line up based on appearances. Krul (Dutch International) Debuchy (French International sold to Arsenal) Williamson Coloccini (Argentina International) Santon (Sold to Inter Milan) Sissoko (French International) Tiote Cabaye/Anita (French International, sold to PSG) Gouffran Cisse (Senegal International) Remy (French International) Now you can even look at the bottom one and despite him starting Gouffran, Williamson, playing 4-4-2 and leaving out our best player, and correctly think that it should still do well. As it happens, he broke nearly every negative club record within the space of a year and had us playing the worst football that I've ever seen, and I don't just mean from a Newcastle team. So fuck if he has a 'decent' team at Palace, he's a fucking terrible manager and an absolute cunt of a man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Tiote is a IC international. MYM can't challenge in the air. HBA played more games under Pardew than Gouffran Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 WUM status assured today, well done. Won't be engaging much now aside from the odd insult. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Tiote is a IC international. MYM can't challenge in the air. HBA played more games under Pardew than Gouffran Completely made-up bollocks. But say I humour you and pretend it was true, a manager who sells MYM for inability to win aerial challenges, but keeps Williamson for inability to play football is a clueless hopped up egotistical c*** who deserves no plaudits for winning the lottery by being a cockney gobshite ex-footballer. I wish him nothing but the worst in his career. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Tiote is a IC international. MYM can't challenge in the air. HBA played more games under Pardew than Gouffran Tiote is also shit. Mike Williamson can't play football. HBA signed in 2011 before Pardew did, Gouffran signed in January 2013 you absolute cretin. One (just counting full seasons) had 45 appearances, the other 29 after the signing of Gouffran. Guess which one was which. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 The tears when it goes just about okay for Palace this season is going to be funny. FWIW if he's doing terrible Palace have a Chairman that will actually do something about it. If he's owt like you he'll probably give him a blow job. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 I've never really understood the wind-up angle where you just go onto football forums and pretend your thick. People just think your thick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 I've never really understood the wind-up angle where you just go onto football forums and pretend your thick. People just think your thick. (Sorry!) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 I'm just going to pretend my post was intentionally ironic to prove a point I haven't thought of yet. EDIT: Fuck off :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 I'm genuinely sorry, couldn't help it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Chairman - worst voice in the history of life Manager - Pards First team player - Old man Hangeland who probably loves Breivik. Fan - TCD Quite the set up they've got there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Ian W the vanilla assassin. The Immaculate Breeze Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Tiote is a IC international. MYM can't challenge in the air. HBA played more games under Pardew than Gouffran Urgh. The Contrarian Deadout has reared his ugly head again. Back in your cave you hideous monster. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 http://www.whoscored.com/Players/34190/ MYM Whoscored page. He lost more aerial duals than he won. He only faced 50 all season. Colo (also pretty weak in the air) faced twice as many but managed to win slightly more than he lost in the air. My point in saying Tiote is an IC international is that you've listed everyone else as an international as it excuses them being shit. Tiote is more of an international footballer than Santon & Krul. HBA has fallen out with better managers than Pardew man. The lads difficult to work with. Pardew's not blameless in the situation but it's not all his fault. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunning_Linguist Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Why is this thread still here, can't we forget this fuck and move on...? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 You can check the actual stats by going into detailed > total > category: aerial Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 You can check the actual stats by going into detailed > total > category: aerial You can check everyone's response by looking into the mirror > response > all: shut the fuck up Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troll Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 http://www.whoscored.com/Players/34190/ MYM Whoscored page. He lost more aerial duals than he won. He only faced 50 all season. Colo (also pretty weak in the air) faced twice as many but managed to win slightly more than he lost in the air. My point in saying Tiote is an IC international is that you've listed everyone else as an international as it excuses them being shit. Tiote is more of an international footballer than Santon & Krul. HBA has fallen out with better managers than Pardew man. The lads difficult to work with. Pardew's not blameless in the situation but it's not all his fault. Aye, good thing we had Williamson to take his place. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 You can check the actual stats by going into detailed > total > category: aerial So you're trying to say that it was a shrewd move by the wily fox al pards to get rid of someone who can't win aerial challenges. What about keeping and persisting with Williamson who can't play football? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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