Stuy_O Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 I agree mind, but Ryder and Douglas have been doing themselves absolutely no favours recently so this could do with being something at least credible. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 It'll be '5 things NUFC didn't know about licking windows' by Easy Ryder. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuy_O Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 They definitely don't need it to be good. They need mugs to actually pay attention to their bullshit. It'll be s*** as per usual. Some worthless ex-pros opinion that we should give Carver the job because he "knows" NUFC. suppose. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noodles Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 It'll be '5 things NUFC didn't know about licking windows' by Easy Ryder. :lol: :lol: He fuckin loves his "5 things". I've "5 things" At the end of my wrist I'd like to introduce to his testicles. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Sexy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 It'll be '5 things NUFC didn't know about licking windows' by Easy Ryder. :lol: :lol: He fuckin loves his "5 things". I've "5 things" At the end of my wrist I'd like to introduce to his testicles. That could be read the wrong way. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 It'll be '5 things NUFC didn't know about licking windows' by Easy Ryder. :lol: :lol: He fuckin loves his "5 things". I've "5 things" At the end of my wrist I'd like to introduce to his testicles. That could be read the wrong way. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 It'll be '5 things NUFC didn't know about licking windows' by Easy Ryder. :lol: :lol: He fuckin loves his "5 things". I've "5 things" At the end of my wrist I'd like to introduce to his testicles. Wow. . 5 knuckle shuffle, eh? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 It'll be '5 things NUFC didn't know about licking windows' by Easy Ryder. :lol: :lol: He fuckin loves his "5 things". I've "5 things" At the end of my wrist I'd like to introduce to his testicles. Kinky bastard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 I could so see Beardsley coming in and killing it to everyone's shock and surprise. Beating Pardew by 5 to nil and everything. I could see that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
afar Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 It'll be something shit like "Mick Quinn believe's John Carver is the right man to lead United through the rest of the season" or "Pavel Srnicek throws his hat into the ring, would be dream come true to manage United" or Freddy Shephard "I want to buy Newcastle United off Mike Ashley (but I don't have the money) and the reason why I had to sack Bobby" In other words more of their usual guff from their usual contacts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 It'll be '5 things NUFC didn't know about licking windows' by Easy Ryder. :lol: :lol: He fuckin loves his "5 things". I've "5 things" At the end of my wrist I'd like to introduce to his testicles. Love knows no bounds Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicane Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Easy Ryder Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noodles Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Kinky fuckers you lot Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 *****Exclusive****** Gavin Peacock tells the Chronicle that NUFC need to choose Jesus as their new head coach ****Exclusive***** It will be how Beardsley's daughter has passed her driving test. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 *****Exclusive****** Gavin Peacock tells the Chronicle that NUFC need to choose Jesus as their new head coach ****Exclusive***** It will be how Beardsley's daughter has passed her driving test. Or how Frank has cancelled his hotel room booking Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
indi Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Beardsley hasn't got the required badges, has he? Isn't Carver the only one at the club who could be manager? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 *****Exclusive****** Gavin Peacock tells the Chronicle that NUFC need to choose Jesus as their new head coach ****Exclusive***** It will be how Beardsley's daughter has passed her driving test. Or how Frank has cancelled his hotel room booking Frank never cancelled it, the club did. Frank is his name but his first name, I was trying to tell you all who it was without telling you. How the fuck anyone didn't come to the conclusion that it's Rijkaard is beyond me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 *****Exclusive****** Gavin Peacock tells the Chronicle that NUFC need to choose Jesus as their new head coach ****Exclusive***** It will be how Beardsley's daughter has passed her driving test. Or how Frank has cancelled his hotel room booking Frank never cancelled it, the club did. Frank is his name but his first name, I was trying to tell you all who it was without telling you. How the fuck anyone didn't come to the conclusion that it's Rijkaard is beyond me. Don't think anyone takes anything you post seriously to be honest mate Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 *****Exclusive****** Gavin Peacock tells the Chronicle that NUFC need to choose Jesus as their new head coach ****Exclusive***** It will be how Beardsley's daughter has passed her driving test. Or how Frank has cancelled his hotel room booking Frank never cancelled it, the club did. Frank is his name but his first name, I was trying to tell you all who it was without telling you. How the fuck anyone didn't come to the conclusion that it's Rijkaard is beyond me. Don't think anyone takes anything you post seriously to be honest mate Nah they don't, and fair enough. I can only pass on what I heard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 *****Exclusive****** Gavin Peacock tells the Chronicle that NUFC need to choose Jesus as their new head coach ****Exclusive***** It will be how Beardsley's daughter has passed her driving test. Or how Frank has cancelled his hotel room booking Frank never cancelled it, the club did. Frank is his name but his first name, I was trying to tell you all who it was without telling you. How the fuck anyone didn't come to the conclusion that it's Rijkaard is beyond me. Should have checked dot in the 'i' of the swimming certificate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Kinky fuckers you lot You're the one who professed his desire to get acquainted with the texture of Lee Ryder's ball sack, and we are the kinky ones. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPERTOON Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Think it will be about a new contract for Aarons. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noodles Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Kinky f***ers you lot You're the one who professed his desire to get acquainted with the texture of Lee Ryder's ball sack, and we are the kinky ones. The only reason I'd be getting acquainted with that fuck wits ball bag is to decide what grain of sand paper to use on it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gleebals Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 No to Pedro. No logic to that at all apart for the fact he might address our final third issues. Not so sure about the back so a few 4-4 draws on the cards. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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