toontownman Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Thought it was Louis Johnson first. Let me in, I play here too honest. Security don't believe me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 He could be that kid's father. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Thought it was Louis Johnson first. Let me in, I play here too honest. Security don't believe me. http://i.cubeupload.com/PcFcrj.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Thought it was Louis Johnson first. Let me in, I play here too honest. Security don't believe me. http://i.cubeupload.com/PcFcrj.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 same kid who posted the pic of Woodman. At least it's actual kids hanging around now, not grown men. Yeah I definitely prefer kids. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Louis is actually 45. He was desperate to meet a kindred spirit in Chancel. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Who the fuck is Louis Johnson? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Who the fuck is Louis Johnson? http://i.cubeupload.com/PcFcrj.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nattfare Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Thought it was Louis Johnson first. Let me in, I play here too honest. Security don't believe me. http://i.cubeupload.com/PcFcrj.png Is this the tennis event I'm looking for? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sho Time Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Thought it was Louis Johnson first. Let me in, I play here too honest. Security don't believe me. http://i.cubeupload.com/PcFcrj.png Is this the tennis event I'm looking for? :lol: So glad someone has done this, get it added! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Who the f*** is Louis Johnson? He's dead. http://38.media.tumblr.com/72fd1849cfc7dd7487723e736fb70b96/tumblr_mnn170hoTr1qdjm7bo1_400.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Louis Johnson looks like a real life Noddy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
prefabtoon Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 https://twitter.com/BenArmy_6/status/626738121900716032/photo/1 Imminent Newcastle United signing Chancel Mbemba has been photographed outside the club’s training ground in pictures credited to @BenArmy_6. The images of the 20-year-old were posted on Twitter and suggest it will only be a matter of time before a formal announcement is made. As things stand, Mbemba will have to wait for his deal to be ratified, with the FA meeting to discuss his work permit application. There are unlikely to be any issues, and if Mbemba arrives as expected he will join his former Anderlecht teammate Aleksandar Mitrovic at St James’ Park. The Congo international may be young but he has already racked up 76 appearances for Anderlecht having initially come through their youth ranks. He is also a handy goal-scorer and that additional threat from set-pieces could be an effective weapon for Newcastle boss Steve McClaren. With two players in the bag and another soon to follow, Newcastle look set for a fine season that will put to bed the disappointment of the previous campaign. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thenige Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 https://twitter.com/BenArmy_6/status/626738121900716032/photo/1 Imminent Newcastle United signing Chancel Mbemba has been photographed outside the club’s training ground in pictures credited to @BenArmy_6. The images of the 20-year-old were posted on Twitter and suggest it will only be a matter of time before a formal announcement is made. As things stand, Mbemba will have to wait for his deal to be ratified, with the FA meeting to discuss his work permit application. There are unlikely to be any issues, and if Mbemba arrives as expected he will join his former Anderlecht teammate Aleksandar Mitrovic at St James’ Park. The Congo international may be young but he has already racked up 76 appearances for Anderlecht having initially come through their youth ranks. He is also a handy goal-scorer and that additional threat from set-pieces could be an effective weapon for Newcastle boss Steve McClaren. With two players in the bag and another soon to follow, Newcastle look set for a fine season that will put to bed the disappointment of the previous campaign. A fine season? Which crackhead wrote that? http://cdn.nextimpulsesports.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bubbles.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-more Mag Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Who the f*** is Louis Johnson? He's dead. http://38.media.tumblr.com/72fd1849cfc7dd7487723e736fb70b96/tumblr_mnn170hoTr1qdjm7bo1_400.gif Solid reference. Solid, man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 https://twitter.com/BenArmy_6/status/626738121900716032/photo/1 Imminent Newcastle United signing Chancel Mbemba has been photographed outside the club’s training ground in pictures credited to @BenArmy_6. The images of the 20-year-old were posted on Twitter and suggest it will only be a matter of time before a formal announcement is made. As things stand, Mbemba will have to wait for his deal to be ratified, with the FA meeting to discuss his work permit application. There are unlikely to be any issues, and if Mbemba arrives as expected he will join his former Anderlecht teammate Aleksandar Mitrovic at St James’ Park. The Congo international may be young but he has already racked up 76 appearances for Anderlecht having initially come through their youth ranks. He is also a handy goal-scorer and that additional threat from set-pieces could be an effective weapon for Newcastle boss Steve McClaren. With two players in the bag and another soon to follow, Newcastle look set for a fine season that will put to bed the disappointment of the previous campaign. Woohoo! Floated set penis to Mbemba! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 BBC Newcastle @bbcnewcastle 7m7 minutes ago Chancel Mbemba signs for #NUFC. 5 year deal for the Congolese defender. Now has work permit but still needs visa so can't play v Borussia M. 13 retweets 2 favorites Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Williamson and Lascelles against Southampton then Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_F Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Fucking red tape Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrigan Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Funny that just opened this thread and then got an email off the club informing me he has signed Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdm Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Newcastle United have announced the signing of Anderlecht defender Chancel Mbemba after the club received a Governing Body Endorsement (GBE) for the player at an FA hearing held earlier today. The deal is subject to Mbemba receiving the appropriate visa. Mbemba becomes Newcastle United’s third signing of the summer, after completing the switch from Anderlecht. The 20-year-old DR Congo international defender has agreed a five-year deal on Tyneside. Mbemba is now required to apply for his visa overseas, with the hope that he is then able to return to join his new teammates in Newcastle midweek. Born in Kinshasa, Mbemba played youth football for a number of local sides in his homeland before joining Belgian giants Anderlecht in 2011. After rising through the ranks at the Constant Vanden Stock Stadium, he became a first-team regular and played a key role in Anderlecht being crowned Belgian Pro League champions in 2014, as well as lifting back-to-back Belgian Super Cups in 2013 and 2014. He played in all six of Anderlecht’s group stage games in the Champions League last season, scoring both goals in their 2-0 home win over Galatasaray in November 2014. Speaking of his move, Mbemba said: "I'm very, very happy to be here. This is the biggest league in the world and I'm very proud to wear the shirt for this team and play in this league. “I'm going to do everything I can to help make the supporters happy, to help out my team-mates and to bring something extra to the team. "I know the team very well. I've watched the Premier League and I know this is a massive team with big players and with a great coach. “I've come here to Newcastle United because it's a very good move in my career to play for such a famous club. I am excited for the season ahead." Steve McClaren said: "We are delighted that Chancel is now a Newcastle United player after it took a little longer than we had hoped. “He is a proven performer at the highest level, he’s powerful, combative and will add quality to our defence. He also has an eye for goal which is an extra asset for us. "We'll get him integrated into the squad quickly once he's with us. Unfortunately due to the time it takes to process the visa application that won’t be in time for our final friendly on Saturday, but our focus will be to make sure he will be ready and available as soon as possible. "I'm sure our supporters will take to him very quickly, he's the sort of player Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 So he still doesn't have a visa, just FA endorsement. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Mbemba becomes Newcastle United's third signing of the summer, after completing the switch from Anderlecht. The 20-year-old DR Congo international defender has agreed a five-year deal on Tyneside. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 So we were waiting over a week ( i think? ) for a fucking endorsement ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Please don't be terrible. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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