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Newcastle 0-1 Andre Marriner - 29/8/15 - Post Match Reaction From Page 5


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Shall we re-hash Sissoko's "stamp" now? If you look closely, I think it's his heel studs which make most contact with the squealing gooner's ankle joint/ foot. This seems to be the exact same part of the boot and the exact same point of contact for squealing gooner no.2 incident, supporting role this time by Mitro-stay-on-the-pitch. Now, I can distinctly (ish...) recall a neeneck doorman doing the exact same thing to me outside the City Vaults (fat barsteward) probably around the same time Steve Black was working the doors. See where I am going?(no, not Stannington or St George's....) seems likely to me that Blackie has been training our lads in dubious door- bothering crowd control tic-tacs. It can lead to no good! Is neither big nor clever, and thank goodness Mr Marriner has taken stand, and drawn attention to the dark arts our young impressionable lads are being exposed to! Next instalment Thauvin's  ninja slide.... I reckon we should be onto that by early November. O0

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I've decided I may just be an idiot. Haven't a fucking clue what Altamullan is saying in any of his posts.

He's saying that in the dark and distant  past before proper regulation of them, Steve Black was a pub Bouncer in Newcastle and his favoured trick was to rake his boot down your shin and onto your foot and has taught this move to Sissoko and Mitrovic.

 

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Thanks UD man, good translation of my ramblings. All that was missing was stating that tongue was firmly in cheek and evidently poor attempt at ( Viz-like) humour. He shoots...he misses... (but the  lad keeps shooting!).

 

My bad Kanji,  you're evidently not an idiot (... Although fact we're toon fans, could be considered by some as evidence of being intellectually challenged).

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Thanks UD man, good translation of my ramblings. All that was missing was stating that tongue was firmly in cheek and evidently poor attempt at ( Viz-like) humour. He shoots...he misses... (but the  lad keeps shooting!).

 

My bad Kanji,  you're evidently not an idiot (... Although fact we're toon fans, could be considered by some as evidence of being intellectually challenged).

 

I like the cut of your indecipherable jib :thup: I'll continue saying "wut" to your posts, but carry on fella!

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Speak for yourself you inarticulate b******.

 

He can't.

 

Thanks Peter! I choose to believe that, contrary to "Luke Archibald's"  unresistible one-liner, you just had to register your vote for me as voice of my generation! Chuffed to bits. I know who I'm going call if I need a reference, or if there's something strange (...stranger.???) in the neighbourhood; obviously.

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