bulivye Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 let's hear 'em! Get off your knees, you're blowing all the calls! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 Against Arsenal earlier in the season. The crowd boo'd him off very loudly, Justin Lockwood had a dig at him and the Arsenal team at HT. http://www.sportsjoe.ie/football/listen-newcastle-fans-vent-their-anger-at-referee-andre-marriner-after-loss-to-arsenal/37610 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 A Spurs fan I know was at a game where a bloke stood up and shouted "DURKIN, YOU FUCKING GHERKIN!" Sat down and turned to his mate to sheepishly say "That's not Durkin, is it." Someone corrected him by shouting "ELLERAY, YOU PIECE OF CELERY!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawK Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 A Spurs fan I know was at a game where a bloke stood up and shouted "DURKIN, YOU f***ing GHERKIN!" Sat down and turned to his mate to sheepishly say "That's not Durkin, is it." Someone corrected him by shouting "ELLERAY, YOU PIECE OF CELERY!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 'Where's your guide dog referee?' Witty as fuck. Still laugh to this day. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 A doctor evil lookalike ref at a Sunday league game getting 'I want you to give me.....one million yards' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 A doctor evil lookalike ref at a Sunday league game getting 'I want you to give me.....one million yards' I'd absolutely fucking crease at that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 A doctor evil lookalike ref at a Sunday league game getting 'I want you to give me.....one million yards' I'd absolutely fucking crease at that. I did. Can see the row of pinkies raised along the touchline now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 A Spurs fan I know was at a game where a bloke stood up and shouted "DURKIN, YOU f***ing GHERKIN!" Sat down and turned to his mate to sheepishly say "That's not Durkin, is it." Someone corrected him by shouting "ELLERAY, YOU PIECE OF CELERY!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookie1892 Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 in Scotland at QoS V Hearts I was in the hearts end and the linesman made a bad call in broad Scottish accent from approx. 20 yards away Lino, you see you, YOU f***ing WEEEEE c*** Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 At Burton Albion "ITS A GOOD JOB YOU'RE NOT A CRICKET UMPIRE, YOU'D NEVER SPOT A CATCH" I found amusingly massively over-elaborate Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 A Spurs fan I know was at a game where a bloke stood up and shouted "DURKIN, YOU f***ing GHERKIN!" Sat down and turned to his mate to sheepishly say "That's not Durkin, is it." Someone corrected him by shouting "ELLERAY, YOU PIECE OF CELERY!" :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 At Burton Albion "ITS A GOOD JOB YOU'RE NOT A CRICKET UMPIRE, YOU'D NEVER SPOT A CATCH" I found amusingly massively over-elaborate Was at the Pirelli when they played QPR in the league cup last season. One bloke shouted, "Ref, you're supposed to favour the big teams - that's us tonight!" They've an odd way of hoying abuse down there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 At Burton Albion "ITS A GOOD JOB YOU'RE NOT A CRICKET UMPIRE, YOU'D NEVER SPOT A CATCH" I found amusingly massively over-elaborate Was at the Pirelli when they played QPR in the league cup last season. One bloke shouted, "Ref, you're supposed to favour the big teams - that's us tonight!" They've an odd way of hoying abuse down there. Not referee related but at that game there was a player on the other team called chalmers and as he took a throw in in front of us the same bloke shouted "YOU'RE NOT CHARMING ANYONE" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 20 odd years ago when I used to sit in the East Stand a bloke near me, without fail always shouted at bald referee's following a contentious decision, "Referee get the hair out of your eyes!" It went on for about 3 seasons and got to the point that those around him would cheer when he shouted it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 20 odd years ago when I used to sit in the East Stand a bloke near me, without fail always shouted at bald referee's following a contentious decision, "Referee get the hair out of your eyes!" It went on for about 3 seasons and got to the point that those around him would cheer when he shouted it. I think I've heard that before. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Also, not grief as such but I was in the away end at Feethams many moons ago and you could pretty much lean out the stand and touch the Lino someone spotted he had a nicotine patch/plaster on. Cue countless people offering him tabs and throwing tabs at him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucaAltieri Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Not terribly original or clever but I'm a fan of the Latin tendency to question the virtue of a referee's wife. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 20 odd years ago when I used to sit in the East Stand a bloke near me, without fail always shouted at bald referee's following a contentious decision, "Referee get the hair out of your eyes!" It went on for about 3 seasons and got to the point that those around him would cheer when he shouted it. Going to be hoping every match I go to has a bald ref so I can nick that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordiesteve710 Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Not heckling per se, but was at Birmingham City once and some lad shouted "ref, you pink-shirted t***." Some massive skinhead in front of him turned around and in broad Geordie, solemn as you like came out with "excuse me pal, I think you'll find that colour is actually salmon." He didn't look like the sort you'd argue with and this lad obviously thought the same so he said sorry, quickly followed by "refe-f***ing-ree, you salmon-shirted bellend." Made me chuckle that someone would be so particular about colours. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Geordie Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Heard at Blyth Spartans, Croft Park once..... "How, refereee! Get that pole out of your arse" :: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bulivye Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Not heckling per se, but was at Birmingham City once and some lad shouted "ref, you pink-shirted t***." Some massive skinhead in front of him turned around and in broad Geordie, solemn as you like came out with "excuse me pal, I think you'll find that colour is actually salmon." He didn't look like the sort you'd argue with and this lad obviously thought the same so he said sorry, quickly followed by "refe-f***ing-ree, you salmon-shirted bellend." Made me chuckle that someone would be so particular about colours. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bulivye Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 "Hey ref you might want to check your voice mail YOU'VE MISSED A FEW CALLS!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Not a referee, but without doubt the best grief I've heard given to a player was when we beat Spurs 2-1 between Christmas and New Year in 02/03. My ST was in the Milburn paddock down near the Gallowgate, seven rows back. There was a bloke about three rows behind who was always p*ssed and used to sing various songs (just popular music, not chants or owt) and have loud conversations. Anyway, the subs used to warm up in front of us. Someone was down injured and Teddy Sheringham comes jogging down to stretch. The atmosphere had fallen flat and after about five attempts from the big bloke behind shouting 'Teddy!', Sheringham finally looks up to see who's calling him. The bloke just stands up, arms outstretched and goes, 'Feeeeelin' lonely, this Christmaaaaaaas..' much to tears of laughter from everyone around. Sheringham, face like thunder, jogs off back to the dugout. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bulivye Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 found these: "I'm blind, I'm deaf, I wanna be a ref!" "kick your dog, he's lying to you!" "Hey ref, does your boyfriend know you're screwing us?" "How bout you bend over and look out your good eye?!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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