DJ_NUFC Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Can't wait to see Gouffran in midfield again. You probably will. That's where he played for the reserves today. Ugh, my stomach just churned. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 What was Pardew's record like against his former clubs when he 'managed' us? I'm hoping that he cacks his pants like in the derby and messes with the team too much We regularly put in our worst performances down at St Mary's. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 We will get Pardewed! http://imagesmtv-a.akamaihd.net/uri/mgid:file:http:shared:mtv.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/slimed-me-gif-1414166639.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeloEmre Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Can't wait to see Gouffran in midfield again. You probably will. That's where he played for the reserves today. Aye, saw that. Thauvin back on the bench with de Jong and Gouffran playing. Happy days. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Definitely not looking forward to this. We're blatantly going to lose and then the amount of stick I'm going to get on Monday morning at work on the back of that will be unbearable... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 I'm going to this, might just smoke tabs in the toilet the whole game. Is this your first game since Spurs away last year? If so, I'll see you as a lucky omen... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Pardew's teams try to counter and hoof the ball up front, Colo and Mbemba will be able to head those sorts of balls away with ease, I don't have faith in that at all. None of our fullbacks look like they know how to defend. Cabaye will score. We'll lose. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 I'm going to this, might just smoke tabs in the toilet the whole game. Is this your first game since Spurs away last year? If so, I'll see you as a lucky omen... Nah I missed the league win at Spurs, caught the 4-0 defeat there in the cup though. Last one I went to was QPR away last season, another loss. My record is generally appalling, not that there have been many away wins generally of late. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Evident tonight that Palace have no plan B when playing at home if their wingers have no space to run in behind the defence. Sit back as deep as possible, soak up the pressure and then hit them with pace like they do to teams away from home. No doubt our gameplan will be completely naive though and we'll end up being 2 down after 20 minutes with Bolasie and Zaha tearing us a new one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 I think we should let our hair down in this game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Pardew gasping for us to attack next week otherwise he knows he's fucked Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 I have faith that McClaren knows how to beat these, having watched that. It was pretty obvious. Having said that, they'll still beat us because our players are mostly shitheads. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Evident tonight that Palace have no plan B when playing at home if their wingers have no space to run in behind the defence. Sit back as deep as possible, soak up the pressure and then hit them with pace like they do to teams away from home. No doubt our gameplan will be completely naive though and we'll end up being 2 down after 20 minutes with Bolasie and Zaha tearing us a new one. they may have no plan b but we have no plan a Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Aye, that's also true Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Pardew gasping for us to attack next week otherwise he knows he's fucked Alan Pardew: 'You'd expect Newcastle to be a little more ambitious than Sunderland, so it might be slightly different.' Be loads of our lot lapping that up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 3-0 Palace. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 also, cabaye is practically nailed onto score and I'd put money on a corner floated to the back post going in against us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Pardew gasping for us to attack next week otherwise he knows he's fucked Alan Pardew: 'You'd expect Newcastle to be a little more ambitious than Sunderland, so it might be slightly different.' Be loads of our lot lapping that up. exactly why I posted. There is a reason Palace are absolutely dogshit at home & it's because without playing on the counter it's just a barrage of crosses and longshots. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Anyway it'll be a treat for the fans to see two of the shittest keepers ever to grace the league face off against each other. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Just seen about Gouffran playing defensive midfield for the reserves today. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Anyway it'll be a treat for the fans to see two of the shittest keepers ever to grace the league face off against each other. What do you mean. Elliott is the first name on the teamsheet at the moment... #tinhat Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Pardew gasping for us to attack next week otherwise he knows he's fucked Ordinarily I'd agree but NUFC have such little defensive resolve that science won't be against him IMO. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Anyway it'll be a treat for the fans to see two of the shittest keepers ever to grace the league face off against each other. What do you mean. Elliott is the first name on the teamsheet at the moment... #tinhat Having no other keepers doesn't stop him from being shit man even if he is t throwing them in at previous levels. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Pardew gasping for us to attack next week otherwise he knows he's fucked Ordinarily I'd agree but NUFC have such little defensive resolve that science won't be against him IMO. Oh aye, I fully expect us to get walloped. Saying that it could be the first ever game where neither team has a shot on target, the Pardew/NUFC special. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Anyway it'll be a treat for the fans to see two of the shittest keepers ever to grace the league face off against each other. What do you mean. Elliott is the first name on the teamsheet at the moment... #tinhat Having no other keepers doesn't stop him from being s***. Haha aye and having the other ten play dismally also makes him the best of the bad bunch atm. Fuck me we are shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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