andyc35i Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 We are going to start next season with this terrible excuse of a footballer in our side aren’t we? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 davey was right you lazy cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numbers Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 Lazy Cunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonArmy1892 Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 Don't think i've disliked an NUFC player more than him, apart from Colback. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
et tu brute Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 21 minutes ago, ToonArmy1892 said: Don't think i've disliked an NUFC player more than him, apart from Colback. Probably more for one reason only, Colback did put some effort in. This cunt just annoys me more every passing game the way he swans around totally uninterested. Ultimately though it's down to the prick in charge for picking him, Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyc35i Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 I had almost forgotten about my distant for Colback when watching this guy play Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonArmy1892 Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 He is everything that's wrong with a modern day footballer...lazy, entitled, childish, prefers having a shit manager that will let him piss about rather than a good one who would demand discipline but make him a better footballer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 nah - he's an old fashioned midfielder who's not suited to the modern game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonArmy1892 Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 How is he an old fashioned midfielder? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 2 minutes ago, ToonArmy1892 said: How is he an old fashioned midfielder? He plays like he's been drinking old fashioneds til late the night before. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 2 minutes ago, ToonArmy1892 said: How is he an old fashioned midfielder? Because he plays like a 60 year old? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonArmy1892 Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 Fair comments. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 may old-fashioned is not what i really meant. but the cunt isnt suited to the modern game. thinks he's some kind of snide hoddle, standing in his own half spraying the ball to the opposition with his hollywood passes and not actually moving, or tracking back or pressing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonArmy1892 Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 (edited) 13 minutes ago, huss9 said: may old-fashioned is not what i really meant. but the cunt isnt suited to the modern game. thinks he's some kind of snide hoddle, standing in his own half spraying the ball to the opposition with his hollywood passes and not actually moving, or tracking back or pressing. Ah right yea, my dad thought Hoddle was lazy aswell. The thing with Shelvey is his overall play has totally regressed since Bruce came in, he was always annoying but you knew he could pick a pass out but he doesn't even do that now and he appears to not give a flying fuck, infact he seems happier as he can be as lazy as he likes and pick up 80k a week. Edited May 2, 2021 by ToonArmy1892 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 he knows he's the first name on the teem sheet under that fat fraud. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
et tu brute Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 (edited) 53 minutes ago, ToonArmy1892 said: He is everything that's wrong with a modern day footballer...lazy, entitled, childish, prefers having a shit manager that will let him piss about rather than a good one who would demand discipline but make him a better footballer. Allegedly on 80 grand a week also which makes it worse. He has ability no doubt, but it's easy to see more and more why first Liverpool and then Swansea were more than happy to let him go. Edited May 2, 2021 by et tu brute Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 Hate the cunt. Every week it looks like the controller has been disconnected and this twat is standing still with no batteries. Or just wandering around aimlessly. Should be barbecued. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 his "stats" for this game anywhere? especially the heat map? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
et tu brute Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 11 minutes ago, huss9 said: his "stats" for this game anywhere? especially the heat map? Very rarely more than five metres from the central defenders I would imagine, in fact for most of the game we were playing with a back 5 (this excluding the full/wing backs) as Longstaff wasn't that much further forward either most of the time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
buzz Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 He's always been like this but used to have moments of quality that made up for it. None of that this season though. He's now on a par with the likes of Geremi, Amady Faye and Alan Smith at their worst. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
duo Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 Never looks like he's bothered. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
et tu brute Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 (edited) 10 minutes ago, buzz said: He's always been like this but used to have moments of quality that made up for it. None of that this season though. He's now on a par with the likes of Geremi, Amady Faye and Alan Smith at their worst. I agree with you 100% for the first year or so, my main issue was his inconsistancy and his overall shooting ability in the first couple of seasons. Agree also, that over the last season and a half (he had a period in the first half of last season when he did ok/average/reasonably well - depending on opinion), where his influence in games over this period is virtually ziltch; and his hollywood balls; 95% (if not more) of the time; go straight to the opposition and nowhere near their actual target. He also looks like he is not bothered or trying throughout the games, which in unforgiveable, especially as he is the current captain of the team. Edited May 2, 2021 by et tu brute Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Jinx Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 Every other club has him sussed tactically. They tell their midfielders to run into the box knowing he won’t track back. He plays maybe 3 good passes on average each game and does nothing else. Doesn’t tackle, doesn’t press effectively, rarely scores. He’s a complete waste of space. The same reason as mentioned before is why he’s still here. Nowhere else will come in for him. He’s also a very unlikeable person. One of many at this club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 Every single shot he takes is either blocked by a defender or the goalie is never challenged, so annoying Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 (edited) This cunt is a worse captain than Michael Owen. At least Owen still scored goals despite his disinterest. Edited May 3, 2021 by Sima Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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