Mikky Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 Now, what is a wedding? Well, Webster's dictionary describes a wedding as 'the process of removing weeds from one's garden'. He's becoming a gardener Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 Off to Lisbon http://4c2lgc59e181vuma1n9bmo1c.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/assets/Andros-Townsend-Sporting-Lisbon-Record-457x879.png https://twitter.com/DogLayer/status/734829290982936577?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw That is the Guarulhos Airport in Sao Paulo. So the comment below is correct. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 'Bossing Lit Porn' is an anagram is of Sporting Lisbon, which I believe is what the kids these days say to describe sexy football. Townsend plays sexy football, coincidence? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 Just realized there's a whole other page regarding this, so just once again. Sao Paulo airport. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 Dude went to Sandro's wedding; some idiot at the airport + paper went NUTS on the rumor. Guy prob asked him "you signing for Sporting lad?" and Andros prob said "Yes" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 The way he's been talking about Benitez, I'd be very surprised if he leaves. I mean, I severely doubt he's going to SCP, and he's probably not going anywhere, but CMON MAN. Footballer! Footballer who has been here for 6 months! Please try and remember that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallace Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 It's all a hoax by a Mackem and lots of the newspaper websites are running the story. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK-421 Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 Banners on planes, banners on bridges, and now fake elaborate transfer rumours about our players. Bless them. They aren't obsessed with NUFC though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 Banners on planes, banners on bridges, and now fake elaborate transfer rumours about our players. Bless them. They aren't obsessed with NUFC though. To be fair, if I was faced with another season of Allardyce football, I'd be focusing on anything and everything else. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 Daily express are running with the story tomorrow Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 Daily express are running with the story tomorrow Lee Ryder running it in two days time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 Daily express are running with the story tomorrow Lee Ryder running it in two days time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 Silly season well under way. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 It's all a hoax by a Mackem and lots of the newspaper websites are running the story. :lol: saw that on Twitter this morning. The lad was proper boasting about how far his bullshit had gone. Mad how many sources won't even check the credibility of their "sources". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 It's all a hoax by a Mackem and lots of the newspaper websites are running the story. :lol: saw that on Twitter this morning. The lad was proper boasting about how far his bullshit had gone. Mad how many sources won't even check the credibility of their "sources". Not that mad really. they don't give a shit if it's true or not providing they have something to print and they know there'll be no comeback from it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
astraguy Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 According to the telegraph he will be sold Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Staying then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Ahmed Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Rafa will convince him to stay Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 I just wouldn't get the reasoning why Townsend would leave. Yes it's a season lost in the championship, but it's also a chance to be part of a great club on the rise again. After kicking around on the bench for so long at Spurs you would have thought he'd be relishing this more than most. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinotheprehistoricgeordie Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 I think his inclusion in the provisional England team has destroyed any chance of him staying on. He'll want to push for a place in the national team and that will mean he'll have to play Premier League football. I'm writing this under the assumption that he won't make the full squad, but it goes doubly if he ends up going to the competition. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Where would he go? He did well for us at the end of last season, but he was hardly in demand. I doubt he'd be desperate to jump ship to a midtable side. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 If Benitez wants/decides for him to stay then he will. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 He was practically begging Rafa to stay a week ago, it seems odd to do that if you want away. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 DI WI KNA WETHA HE AD SOOPABOCK OR SAGREZZ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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