Tiotes Witch Doctor Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 "That was for Mike" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 I'd love to sit down with him, with a few people on here, take something to stop myself from attempting to cave his skull in, and just continuously clamp him on every single lie, and then cave his skull in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 As if he ever said anything negative to Ashley, the whole reason he was plucked from obscurity was that he wouldn't talk back while overseeing pointless mediocrity. Another of his lies that headline readers will take as gospel. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 Apparently he told Mike Ashley that he thought the process was wrong at Newcastle. You know, that one he peddled unprovoked week on week and signed up to 8 years of. Cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 I would have cut his throat with the sofa table. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stottie Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 In case no-one has noticed, Dwight Gayle, the striker Pards wouldn't play, has now scored as many goals (11) in 16/17 as the entire Crystal Palace team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 Apparently he told Mike Ashley that he thought the process was wrong at Newcastle. You know, that one he peddled unprovoked week on week and signed up to 8 years of. Pinocchio Pardew. Couldn't lie straight in bed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 I think that has angered me the most over anything he's said. Just fail miserably and then die already. Preferably in some shameful asphixy wank scenario. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37709095 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 Apparently he told Mike Ashley that he thought the process was wrong at Newcastle. You know, that one he peddled unprovoked week on week and signed up to 8 years of. Pinocchio Pardew. Couldn't lie straight in bed. “You have to pay a lot of respect to Mike, the owner here. Our fans should thank him because we are not as affluent as some other clubs” “This win is for Mike Ashley” To name but two contradicting quotes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 Apparently he told Mike Ashley that he thought the process was wrong at Newcastle. You know, that one he peddled unprovoked week on week and signed up to 8 years of. Pinocchio Pardew. Couldn't lie straight in bed. “You have to pay a lot of respect to Mike, the owner here. Our fans should thank him because we are not as affluent as some other clubs” “This win is for Mike Ashley” To name but two contradicting quotes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 Cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 This is why the phrase "you wouldn't wish this on your worst enemy" is always caveated with "except Pardew, of course, the cuntfaced prick". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 We weren't as affluent as other clubs cos Ashley starved the Club of commercial revenue for his own business gains. A moronic model for a football that's in a competitive league where it relies heavily on TV revenue. Oh look we got relegated. No more TV wedge. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 Anyway we broke him. That's what matters. http://i60.tinypic.com/2vt1qa9.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 Love that gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 Can't wait to see how much nonsense he puts into his inevitable future autobiography Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 Remember when he said that we were susceptible to bids from Everton for Ben Arfa? The only club who were spending less than us and were below us at the time. Fucking tit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 Can't wait to see how much nonsense he puts into his inevitable future autobiography I would want to read it just for the cringe of it all but Id hate to give this douche my money. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 What gets me with Pardew is he is never challenged on his rubbish, we only get the odd article but the majority of it is PFM garbage. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 Apparently he told Mike Ashley that he thought the process was wrong at Newcastle. You know, that one he peddled unprovoked week on week and signed up to 8 years of. Pinocchio Pardew. Couldn't lie straight in bed. “You have to pay a lot of respect to Mike, the owner here. Our fans should thank him because we are not as affluent as some other clubs” “This win is for Mike Ashley” To name but two contradicting quotes. Fucking hell, the years and years of "we're Newcastle and we're a tiny little club" even when discussed alongside the likes of Swansea and Southampton, I think I'd blocked that out in an attempt to move on Hope Donald Trump molests the horrible cunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 Imagine what he'll call his autobiography, man. It'll be 'United I Win, Divided You Fall' or some shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 "I, Alan" "knowing me, know me" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 Imagine what he'll call his autobiography, man. It'll be 'United I Win, Divided You Fall' or some shit. Whatever it is, I'm going to expend some serious Photoshop energy into replacing the title with "I'm a cunt". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 Imagine what he'll call his autobiography, man. It'll be 'United I Win, Divided You Fall' or some s***. How To Make Enemies and Influence Nobody Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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