DJ_NUFC Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Hope he accepts an invitation to a sleepover at Oscar Pistorious's house. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 I hope someone pushes him, then another bloke comes along and headbutts him, then one of the people he works with comes along and shags his wife. Afterwards whilst he's out consoling himself by having a meal, I hope someone comes along and swaps it with their own meal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Their own meal being his wife's intestinal tract Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Their own meal being his wife's intestinal tract Stunned that Hans is the man to take the joke too far. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bimpy474 Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Hope he signs up on here and IP gets on his case. Best post you've ever done, by some margin. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Christ, imagine the wrath IP would unleash on actual Pardew. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Christ, imagine the wrath IP would unleash on actual Pardew. Pardew would Pardew IP. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newintoon Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Shit thread should be deleted. . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 s*** thread should be deleted. . Pardew lovers united. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newintoon Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 s*** thread should be deleted. . Pardew lovers united. The bloke is a monumental cunt and hope he fails at every job he attempts but this thread is wank. Who wants a daily reminder of him over a year later? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Hope he goes to Michael Barrymore's hoose for a dip in his pool. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Hope someone mistakes him for a homeless bloke while he's eating ketchup and buys him a burger. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Hope he gets a John Wayne Bobbit haircut and they have to graft it to his forehead to save it so everyone knows what he is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 I hope he runs down the escalators for his Metro, gets held up by two pensioners yapping, misses it, then sees his next one isn't due for another 14 minutes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Their own meal being his wife's intestinal tract Stunned that Hans is the man to take the joke too far. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 I hope every time he orders a coke someone brings him a Pepsi. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 I hope the rest of his life is like Steve Avery's last 30 years. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Hope Jack Colback turns out to be his biological son. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Hope every bed he stays in is too far away from a plug socket to charge his phone while he's on it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Hope De Jong's foot hits him in the face next time he tries to kick a ball. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Hope every bed he stays in is too far away from a plug socket to charge his phone while he's on it. Yes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben-nufc Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Hope he gets molested by whales at a sea world quiz event. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Hope his Internet connection is absolutely fucking shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 hope both sides of his pillow are always uncomfortably warm. Hope someone mistakes him for a homeless bloke while he's eating ketchup and buys him a burger. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Hope he puts his green bin out, when it is blue bin week. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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