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Newcastle United 2-1 West Ham 16/01/16 - Post-match reaction from page 31


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Such an ugly, weird man :lol:

 

WBCP got it spot on, you can tell he drinks nowt but Fosters.

 

Tom Down ‏@TomDown3  Jan 16

Yates in Newcastle where the West Ham are⚒⚒⚒ @hammers_chat @westhamfantv @KingdomOfWHAM @GoateeJoe

 

f***ing knew it. Who the f*** gans in Yates's?

They do nice pint of Fosters....

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Such an ugly, weird man :lol:

 

WBCP got it spot on, you can tell he drinks nowt but Fosters.

 

Tom Down ‏@TomDown3  Jan 16

Yates in Newcastle where the West Ham are⚒⚒⚒ @hammers_chat @westhamfantv @KingdomOfWHAM @GoateeJoe

 

f***ing knew it. Who the f*** gans in Yates's?

 

 

Hope he had a really s*** and miserable day the w*****

 

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It's mad how you can pretty much deduct his entire personality from that one clip :lol:

 

You can tell nobody likes him, he's a part of this clique of faux football radgies, drinks shit lager, hates Muslims, has cheap West Ham memorabilia in both his house and car, owns at least 1 England flag, at least 1 notoriously aggressive dog (such as a staffy or a bullmastiff), has a fat wife/gf, his favourite foods are mince pies and fish and chips, makes constant jokes about blacks and how women should never leave the kitchen, has a sub 4 inch penis.

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Shearer's son on the right.

 

flashy kernt with his sleeved canada goose

 

Just about to post that look at me with my jacket that costs over a grand

 

:lol: he must be fucking baking underneath, especially if Sheeran can get away with wearing a sweatshirt

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Tom Down's Syndrome:

 

Toonaphobia

Allergic to smell of petrol

Unquenchable thirst for Fosters lager

Homoerotic fantasies about Dicks (Julian, as well)

Penchant for 1970s sitcoms

Owns and mistreats a bull terrier

Common-law wife resembles Waynetta Slob

Lives on pies and chips

Refusal of foreign muck food (like his wife's pizza)

Microphallically challenged - hung like a hamster.

Geographically confused - claims Brentwood is in Eastend of Laaaaan-din.

Tic disorder causing clapping on aeroplane take-offs and landings

Two common forms of facial abnormality:  1) resembling an inbred Royal with learning disabilities; 2) a female sexual organ, a complete one.

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It's mad how you can pretty much deduct his entire personality from that one clip :lol:

 

You can tell nobody likes him, he's a part of this clique of faux football radgies, drinks s*** lager, hates Muslims, has cheap West Ham memorabilia in both his house and car, owns at least 1 England flag, at least 1 notoriously aggressive dog (such as a staffy or a bullmastiff), has a fat wife/gf, his favourite foods are mince pies and fish and chips, makes constant jokes about blacks and how women should never leave the kitchen, has a sub 4 inch penis.

 

I'd be amazed if he's ever taken a summer holiday that hasn't been based around West Ham's pre-season schedule.

 

I'd also bet that while abroad, he frequently bores the locals with rants about how great Britain is and how thankful they should be for all "she" has done for the world.

 

He's also one of those cunts that applauds when the plane lands, too.

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He's a bit of a throw-back, in more ways than one. Speaking of which: "He's only a poor little Hammer..."

 

:lol: his clothes are all tattered and torn....

 

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Remember that so well along with the Seymour graffiti.

 

Should have been preserved as club history

that and the one down Bath lane. "newcastle utd" but they'd orignially missed out the "t" so they put an arrow in the gap with the "t" above.
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