Guest firetotheworks Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 After returning to the dressing room. Williams, we lost three nothing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 The team with the nonce in its side. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Or ye nah, The girl with the nonce in her side. :anguishandlolsmiley: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsunami Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Punctured 4x4 by a kerbside, desolate, has Gibson stopped drinking ale yet? When in this charming car this charming man; why pamper life’s complexity when the roads too small for your AMG?..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimburst Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 The team with the nonce in its side. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackandWhite Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 https://www.facebook.com/SPORTbible/videos/2859335090878671/ Funny how they just give up on the subtitles by the time it gets to the O'Brien song Excellent first few lines in there. Personally would have liked to see my favorite Sunderland stat thrown in there. Add in a line to that tune 'Shola Ameobi, has more European goals'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
summerof69 Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 "Haven't had a win in a long time" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
polkaDot Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 "Some Girls Are Younger Than Others" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troll Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 "There's a club if you'd like to go you could meet somebody who really loves you so you go, and you stand on your own and you leave on your own and you go home, and you cry and you want to die" Didn't even need to change that one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
polkaDot Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 "Monkwearmouth Strikes Again" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Sister in a coma. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troll Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Panic on the streets of Wearside Panic on the streets of Pennywell I wonder to myself Could we ever win a game again? The league table that you slip down I wonder to myself Hopes may rise against Millwall But Cookie Pie, you're not safe here So you go down To the safety of league one But there's Panic on the streets of Rochdale, Fleetwood, Blackpool, Rotherham We're headed for league one Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/03/19/26BC33F900000578-3001638-image-a-42_1426723728427.jpg Heaven Knows Im miserable now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 What a shit career choice he made. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 All of this has reminded me that I need to pop into Smiths to get a ruler. Edit: Got it. Heaven knows I'm measurable now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Punctured egos, in a stadium desolate Can Coleman make a team of them yet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/03/19/26BC33F900000578-3001638-image-a-42_1426723728427.jpg Heaven Knows Im miserable now. You know, had he waited a week or two he probably would've got the West Brom job....and Pardew, well. As funny as it is already it could've been better. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Open_C Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 This is a surprisingly rich vein, like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 With an identity as a national laughing stock, aye. Every third-rate comedian has the thick, sentimental "jawdee" character getting worked up over nothing as a fall-back for a cheap laugh. Your "identity" is on a par with the boring Brummie and the thieving Scouser- fat, pastie-munching mags hanging around that big grey eyesore like flies around shit, spouting incomprehensible twaddle about "wor beloved toon". That's your identity to most people. You must be so proud. What actually hurts us is that our accents are the same as yours to people outside the area and we get lumped in with you. It hurts to be associated in any way with the kind of people who hold mock funerals for the name of a football ground, who proclaim themselves a "nation" like the Catalan people and can't see how ridiculous that is, people who think they're living in some cultural oasis because woah, there's a big shopping centre over the water and a gallery with nowt of any worth in it... and fuck me if there's not a regional airport close by, there's a thing. More than anything else, Newcastle United and its supporters have held back the North East as a region by sullying its image for outsiders. A region of hard-working, down to earth people who can laugh at themselves has been hijacked over the last 20 years by sanctimonious, humourless, pretentious bores droning on and on about their fucking heritage and their "geordie pride". In your determination to prove that you're the bestest, loyalest, cushtiest fans in all the world, you just give the world the impression that you have got absolutely nothing in your lives, that the only thing that can light up the darkness of your Cruddas Park grief-holes is the chance to weeble about the place dressed like giant mint humbugs grunting, "toon toon black and white army" even though you're on the bus and it's Thursday morning. We hate you because you embarrass us and you embarrass the whole region. Now fuck off. (@DCmackem, 2 Holy shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 With an identity as a national laughing stock, aye. Every third-rate comedian has the thick, sentimental "jawdee" character getting worked up over nothing as a fall-back for a cheap laugh. Your "identity" is on a par with the boring Brummie and the thieving Scouser- fat, pastie-munching mags hanging around that big grey eyesore like flies around shit, spouting incomprehensible twaddle about "wor beloved toon". That's your identity to most people. You must be so proud. What actually hurts us is that our accents are the same as yours to people outside the area and we get lumped in with you. It hurts to be associated in any way with the kind of people who hold mock funerals for the name of a football ground, who proclaim themselves a "nation" like the Catalan people and can't see how ridiculous that is, people who think they're living in some cultural oasis because woah, there's a big shopping centre over the water and a gallery with nowt of any worth in it... and fuck me if there's not a regional airport close by, there's a thing. More than anything else, Newcastle United and its supporters have held back the North East as a region by sullying its image for outsiders. A region of hard-working, down to earth people who can laugh at themselves has been hijacked over the last 20 years by sanctimonious, humourless, pretentious bores droning on and on about their fucking heritage and their "geordie pride". In your determination to prove that you're the bestest, loyalest, cushtiest fans in all the world, you just give the world the impression that you have got absolutely nothing in your lives, that the only thing that can light up the darkness of your Cruddas Park grief-holes is the chance to weeble about the place dressed like giant mint humbugs grunting, "toon toon black and white army" even though you're on the bus and it's Thursday morning. We hate you because you embarrass us and you embarrass the whole region. Now fuck off. (@DCmackem, 2 Holy shit. Holy exactly. It's like a religion to them, blind to everything that doesn't fit the dogma. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 With an identity as a national laughing stock, aye. Every third-rate comedian has the thick, sentimental "jawdee" character getting worked up over nothing as a fall-back for a cheap laugh. Your "identity" is on a par with the boring Brummie and the thieving Scouser- fat, pastie-munching mags hanging around that big grey eyesore like flies around shit, spouting incomprehensible twaddle about "wor beloved toon". That's your identity to most people. You must be so proud. What actually hurts us is that our accents are the same as yours to people outside the area and we get lumped in with you. It hurts to be associated in any way with the kind of people who hold mock funerals for the name of a football ground, who proclaim themselves a "nation" like the Catalan people and can't see how ridiculous that is, people who think they're living in some cultural oasis because woah, there's a big shopping centre over the water and a gallery with nowt of any worth in it... and fuck me if there's not a regional airport close by, there's a thing. More than anything else, Newcastle United and its supporters have held back the North East as a region by sullying its image for outsiders. A region of hard-working, down to earth people who can laugh at themselves has been hijacked over the last 20 years by sanctimonious, humourless, pretentious bores droning on and on about their fucking heritage and their "geordie pride". In your determination to prove that you're the bestest, loyalest, cushtiest fans in all the world, you just give the world the impression that you have got absolutely nothing in your lives, that the only thing that can light up the darkness of your Cruddas Park grief-holes is the chance to weeble about the place dressed like giant mint humbugs grunting, "toon toon black and white army" even though you're on the bus and it's Thursday morning. We hate you because you embarrass us and you embarrass the whole region. Now fuck off. (@DCmackem, 2 Holy shit. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
polkaDot Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 With an identity as a national laughing stock, aye. Every third-rate comedian has the thick, sentimental "jawdee" character getting worked up over nothing as a fall-back for a cheap laugh. Your "identity" is on a par with the boring Brummie and the thieving Scouser- fat, pastie-munching mags hanging around that big grey eyesore like flies around shit, spouting incomprehensible twaddle about "wor beloved toon". That's your identity to most people. You must be so proud. What actually hurts us is that our accents are the same as yours to people outside the area and we get lumped in with you. It hurts to be associated in any way with the kind of people who hold mock funerals for the name of a football ground, who proclaim themselves a "nation" like the Catalan people and can't see how ridiculous that is, people who think they're living in some cultural oasis because woah, there's a big shopping centre over the water and a gallery with nowt of any worth in it... and fuck me if there's not a regional airport close by, there's a thing. More than anything else, Newcastle United and its supporters have held back the North East as a region by sullying its image for outsiders. A region of hard-working, down to earth people who can laugh at themselves has been hijacked over the last 20 years by sanctimonious, humourless, pretentious bores droning on and on about their fucking heritage and their "geordie pride". In your determination to prove that you're the bestest, loyalest, cushtiest fans in all the world, you just give the world the impression that you have got absolutely nothing in your lives, that the only thing that can light up the darkness of your Cruddas Park grief-holes is the chance to weeble about the place dressed like giant mint humbugs grunting, "toon toon black and white army" even though you're on the bus and it's Thursday morning. We hate you because you embarrass us and you embarrass the whole region. Now fuck off. (@DCmackem, 2 Holy shit. http://www.onyxtruth.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/you-mad-bro.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallsendmag Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 With an identity as a national laughing stock, aye. Every third-rate comedian has the thick, sentimental "jawdee" character getting worked up over nothing as a fall-back for a cheap laugh. Your "identity" is on a par with the boring Brummie and the thieving Scouser- fat, pastie-munching mags hanging around that big grey eyesore like flies around shit, spouting incomprehensible twaddle about "wor beloved toon". That's your identity to most people. You must be so proud. What actually hurts us is that our accents are the same as yours to people outside the area and we get lumped in with you. It hurts to be associated in any way with the kind of people who hold mock funerals for the name of a football ground, who proclaim themselves a "nation" like the Catalan people and can't see how ridiculous that is, people who think they're living in some cultural oasis because woah, there's a big shopping centre over the water and a gallery with nowt of any worth in it... and fuck me if there's not a regional airport close by, there's a thing. More than anything else, Newcastle United and its supporters have held back the North East as a region by sullying its image for outsiders. A region of hard-working, down to earth people who can laugh at themselves has been hijacked over the last 20 years by sanctimonious, humourless, pretentious bores droning on and on about their fucking heritage and their "geordie pride". In your determination to prove that you're the bestest, loyalest, cushtiest fans in all the world, you just give the world the impression that you have got absolutely nothing in your lives, that the only thing that can light up the darkness of your Cruddas Park grief-holes is the chance to weeble about the place dressed like giant mint humbugs grunting, "toon toon black and white army" even though you're on the bus and it's Thursday morning. We hate you because you embarrass us and you embarrass the whole region. Now fuck off. (@DCmackem, 2 Holy shit. I think someone needs to check he's ok. That's quite the meltdown that is Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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