wyn davies Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 First thing i'd do is tell them that if we get relegated not one single player will be sold. They either get the club promoted again or they rot for a season. could always leave them to stew in the championship, then they buy out their own contracts to move on Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsted Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 The way the club is set up means players come to us for the wrong reasons. This. Very much this. We're a stepping stone, and it has now turned out we're a cowpat. Did that once as a kid and regretted it, I learned. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 I'll be honest like, I thought he'd have got something out of this shower by now. Rafa is a fairly defensive manager by nature though and to hand him a squad this bad defensively was probably never going to work. Typically this squad is arguably more suited to a Keegan type as we need to start worrying the other team more. There's no chance of clean sheets like. Fuck it. Everything burns. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 The way the club is set up means players come to us for the wrong reasons. This. Very much this. We're a stepping stone, and it has now turned out we're a cowpat. Did that once as a kid and regretted it, I learned. http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/5-12-2014/hKpXJt.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsted Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 The way the club is set up means players come to us for the wrong reasons. This. Very much this. We're a stepping stone, and it has now turned out we're a cowpat. Did that once as a kid and regretted it, I learned. http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/5-12-2014/hKpXJt.gif Wish there was one with a cowpat. That shit was disguised and as stinky as you want. All over my leg, dammit. The analogy continues...these players aren't doing themselves any favours. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 On about 84 minutes, Anita got the ball and fucked up, miscontrolled and it ran out of play. Rafa went fucking mental at his mates on the bench. He's clearly tearing his hair out with this fucking rabble. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Shite record like, no new manager bounce, Keegan would have kept us up We didn't get a new manager bounce under Carver, McClaren or Rafa We're fucking cursed. Or clearly the issues run far too deep for any manager to even affect, the entire "board" needs to be neutralized and someone like Rafa should've been appointed eons ago and given full control. But yeah, no manager bounce for us. Ever. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Even Keegan took at least half a dozen games to win his first game. Things were looking absolutely desperate when Derbyshire scored that last minute winner for Blackburn at SJP. The last manager to see a significant mid-season bump here was Roeder. Souness and Robson had the same. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Honestly, our only hope is that when we face any of the remaining teams they'll be safe/qualified for what they want to qualify for so perhaps, just perhaps, they got their minds set on where they're going on holiday. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Honestly, our only hope is that when we face any of the remaining teams they'll be safe/qualified for what they want to qualify for so perhaps, just perhaps, they got their minds set on where they're going on holiday. That would be pertinent Kaiz if our cunts gave a shit. They don't. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Benitez is a very good manager imo, he's won pots and cups we'll never even imagine, but he can't coach courage, he can't coach pride and the poor bloke is on a hiding to nothing. The problem runs deeper than the manager or the coaches or even the players. The entire ethos of the club is fucked beyond all repair, this guy is only now seeing the true extent of the problem and I bet he can't wait to get the fuck out of it. The club is diseased and rotten, it's affected every single individual representing Newcastle at every level and it needs to be gutted. Fans need to be strong and stay away, boycott the club completely - tickets, shirts, sponsors, the lot, starve the fat cunt out, see it drop like a stone until the day he fucks off. We'll never get our club back until he decides we're not worth the bother, may take 2 years may take 10, personally don't give a fuck. Forcing this horrible cretin out of the club is the best action you can possibly do as a Newcastle United fan. Stop going, stop buying, support the club by driving him out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveItIfWeBeatU Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 I'll be honest like, I thought he'd have got something out of this shower by now. Rafa is a fairly defensive manager by nature though and to hand him a squad this bad defensively was probably never going to work. Typically this squad is arguably more suited to a Keegan type as we need to start worrying the other team more. There's no chance of clean sheets like. Fuck it. Everything burns. Problem is that this squad are as bad at attacking and scoring goals as they are at defending and conceding goals. On paper we have a lot of attacking players. Sissoko has played every game bar one but he has scored no goals. He makes Jonas look prolific. Gini scored most of his goals in one game. He hasn't scored away from home. None of our strikers are regular goal scorers. Blunt in attack and leaky in defence. Our central midfielders are shite too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Bailey Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Well said sir. (midds) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Benitez is a very good manager imo, he's won pots and cups we'll never even imagine, but he can't coach courage, he can't coach pride and the poor bloke is on a hiding to nothing. The problem runs deeper than the manager or the coaches or even the players. The entire ethos of the club is fucked beyond all repair, this guy is only now seeing the true extent of the problem and I bet he can't wait to get the fuck out of it. The club is diseased and rotten, it's affected every single individual representing Newcastle at every level and it needs to be gutted. Fans need to be strong and stay away, boycott the club completely - tickets, shirts, sponsors, the lot, starve the fat cunt out, see it drop like a stone until the day he fucks off. We'll never get our club back until he decides we're not worth the bother, may take 2 years may take 10, personally don't give a fuck. Forcing this horrible cretin out of the club is the best action you can possibly do as a Newcastle United fan. Stop going, stop buying, support the club by driving him out. A boycott (not that it'll work) becomes oh so more effective in the Championship too without the TV money propping up the finances. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 I'll be honest like, I thought he'd have got something out of this shower by now. Rafa is a fairly defensive manager by nature though and to hand him a squad this bad defensively was probably never going to work. Typically this squad is arguably more suited to a Keegan type as we need to start worrying the other team more. There's no chance of clean sheets like. Fuck it. Everything burns. Problem is that this squad are as bad at attacking and scoring goals as they are at defending and conceding goals. On paper we have a lot of attacking players. Sissoko has played every game bar one but he has scored no goals. He makes Jonas look prolific. Gini scored most of his goals in one game. He hasn't scored away from home. None of our strikers are regular goal scorers. Blunt in attack and leaky in defence. Our central midfielders are shite too. Well this is certainly a good point. Having a leaky defence, pansy midfield and strikers who don't score may well have contributed to the disastrous season we are having. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Benitez is a very good manager imo, he's won pots and cups we'll never even imagine, but he can't coach courage, he can't coach pride and the poor bloke is on a hiding to nothing. The problem runs deeper than the manager or the coaches or even the players. The entire ethos of the club is fucked beyond all repair, this guy is only now seeing the true extent of the problem and I bet he can't wait to get the fuck out of it. The club is diseased and rotten, it's affected every single individual representing Newcastle at every level and it needs to be gutted. Fans need to be strong and stay away, boycott the club completely - tickets, shirts, sponsors, the lot, starve the fat cunt out, see it drop like a stone until the day he fucks off. We'll never get our club back until he decides we're not worth the bother, may take 2 years may take 10, personally don't give a fuck. Forcing this horrible cretin out of the club is the best action you can possibly do as a Newcastle United fan. Stop going, stop buying, support the club by driving him out. A boycott (not that it'll work) becomes oh so more effective in the Championship too without the TV money propping up the finances. Hugely so. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leazes_End_Mag Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Not having a go or trying to criticise but his failure to see Taylor as anything less than a absolute cripple is a tad upsetting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 It'll be a harder sell next year as people will see getting behind tha teem even more important and winning ways potentially a bigger deal next year in a bid to get us back to our glorious PL campaigns. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Benitez is a very good manager imo, he's won pots and cups we'll never even imagine, but he can't coach courage, he can't coach pride and the poor bloke is on a hiding to nothing. The problem runs deeper than the manager or the coaches or even the players. The entire ethos of the club is fucked beyond all repair, this guy is only now seeing the true extent of the problem and I bet he can't wait to get the fuck out of it. The club is diseased and rotten, it's affected every single individual representing Newcastle at every level and it needs to be gutted. Fans need to be strong and stay away, boycott the club completely - tickets, shirts, sponsors, the lot, starve the fat cunt out, see it drop like a stone until the day he fucks off. We'll never get our club back until he decides we're not worth the bother, may take 2 years may take 10, personally don't give a fuck. Forcing this horrible cretin out of the club is the best action you can possibly do as a Newcastle United fan. Stop going, stop buying, support the club by driving him out. A boycott (not that it'll work) becomes oh so more effective in the Championship too without the TV money propping up the finances. There'll be balloon payments to finance our next campaign, not to mention we have enough assets already here to raise more than enough money to spend our way out of the championship. We went through all this last time we got relegated. You guys are hoping that Ashley will be so tight arsed he will shoot himself in the foot, I think he'll do whatever it takes to get us back in the premier first time of asking. Not because he cares about Newcastle, but because he wants to protect his spawny brand. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Benitez is a very good manager imo, he's won pots and cups we'll never even imagine, but he can't coach courage, he can't coach pride and the poor bloke is on a hiding to nothing. The problem runs deeper than the manager or the coaches or even the players. The entire ethos of the club is fucked beyond all repair, this guy is only now seeing the true extent of the problem and I bet he can't wait to get the fuck out of it. The club is diseased and rotten, it's affected every single individual representing Newcastle at every level and it needs to be gutted. Fans need to be strong and stay away, boycott the club completely - tickets, shirts, sponsors, the lot, starve the fat cunt out, see it drop like a stone until the day he fucks off. We'll never get our club back until he decides we're not worth the bother, may take 2 years may take 10, personally don't give a fuck. Forcing this horrible cretin out of the club is the best action you can possibly do as a Newcastle United fan. Stop going, stop buying, support the club by driving him out. A boycott (not that it'll work) becomes oh so more effective in the Championship too without the TV money propping up the finances. There'll be balloon payments to finance our next campaign, not to mention we have enough assets already here to raise more than enough money to spend our way out of the championship. We went through all this last time we got relegated. You guys are hoping that Ashley will be so tight arsed he will shoot himself in the foot, I think he'll do whatever it takes to get us back in the premier first time of asking. Not because he cares about Newcastle, but because he wants to protect his spawny brand. Throwing money at the problem won't make it go away though, this is far deeper than that. Ashley allowed Charnley and Carr to spaff £80m on this squad and we look as bad as we ever have. Unless he has a complete change of policy and fundamentally alters the very foundations of the club then this wank that we're all seeing every week will continue. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Benitez is a very good manager imo, he's won pots and cups we'll never even imagine, but he can't coach courage, he can't coach pride and the poor bloke is on a hiding to nothing. The problem runs deeper than the manager or the coaches or even the players. The entire ethos of the club is fucked beyond all repair, this guy is only now seeing the true extent of the problem and I bet he can't wait to get the fuck out of it. The club is diseased and rotten, it's affected every single individual representing Newcastle at every level and it needs to be gutted. Fans need to be strong and stay away, boycott the club completely - tickets, shirts, sponsors, the lot, starve the fat cunt out, see it drop like a stone until the day he fucks off. We'll never get our club back until he decides we're not worth the bother, may take 2 years may take 10, personally don't give a fuck. Forcing this horrible cretin out of the club is the best action you can possibly do as a Newcastle United fan. Stop going, stop buying, support the club by driving him out. A boycott (not that it'll work) becomes oh so more effective in the Championship too without the TV money propping up the finances. There'll be balloon payments to finance our next campaign, not to mention we have enough assets already here to raise more than enough money to spend our way out of the championship. We went through all this last time we got relegated. You guys are hoping that Ashley will be so tight arsed he will shoot himself in the foot, I think he'll do whatever it takes to get us back in the premier first time of asking. Not because he cares about Newcastle, but because he wants to protect his spawny brand. It's a massive dent no matter what he does. The % of income that is fan affected goes up massively when we go down. http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/news/news/2015-16/jun/020615-premier-league-to-increase-football-league-solidarity-payments.html Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Benitez is a very good manager imo, he's won pots and cups we'll never even imagine, but he can't coach courage, he can't coach pride and the poor bloke is on a hiding to nothing. The problem runs deeper than the manager or the coaches or even the players. The entire ethos of the club is fucked beyond all repair, this guy is only now seeing the true extent of the problem and I bet he can't wait to get the fuck out of it. The club is diseased and rotten, it's affected every single individual representing Newcastle at every level and it needs to be gutted. Fans need to be strong and stay away, boycott the club completely - tickets, shirts, sponsors, the lot, starve the fat cunt out, see it drop like a stone until the day he fucks off. We'll never get our club back until he decides we're not worth the bother, may take 2 years may take 10, personally don't give a fuck. Forcing this horrible cretin out of the club is the best action you can possibly do as a Newcastle United fan. Stop going, stop buying, support the club by driving him out. A boycott (not that it'll work) becomes oh so more effective in the Championship too without the TV money propping up the finances. There'll be balloon payments to finance our next campaign, not to mention we have enough assets already here to raise more than enough money to spend our way out of the championship. We went through all this last time we got relegated. You guys are hoping that Ashley will be so tight arsed he will shoot himself in the foot, I think he'll do whatever it takes to get us back in the premier first time of asking. Not because he cares about Newcastle, but because he wants to protect his spawny brand. Throwing money at the problem won't make it go away though, this is far deeper than that. Ashley allowed Charnley and Carr to spaff £80m on this squad and we look as bad as we ever have. Unless he has a complete change of policy and fundamentally alters the very foundations of the club then this wank that we're all seeing every week will continue. He's already had a massive change of policy, all of a sudden throwing money at players and managers to try and stay in the premier. I suspect he'll tighten his belt somewhat, but we are cash rich anyway. He can afford to spend his way out. He's not going to be up against Abramovic or the Man City Sheikhs down there. The only real hope of him leaving is that he fucks up with the next managerial appointment if Rafa leaves. Again though, it looks like he's already changed direction on his former policy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 The clubs money. Jesus man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Benitez is a very good manager imo, he's won pots and cups we'll never even imagine, but he can't coach courage, he can't coach pride and the poor bloke is on a hiding to nothing. The problem runs deeper than the manager or the coaches or even the players. The entire ethos of the club is fucked beyond all repair, this guy is only now seeing the true extent of the problem and I bet he can't wait to get the fuck out of it. The club is diseased and rotten, it's affected every single individual representing Newcastle at every level and it needs to be gutted. Fans need to be strong and stay away, boycott the club completely - tickets, shirts, sponsors, the lot, starve the fat cunt out, see it drop like a stone until the day he fucks off. We'll never get our club back until he decides we're not worth the bother, may take 2 years may take 10, personally don't give a fuck. Forcing this horrible cretin out of the club is the best action you can possibly do as a Newcastle United fan. Stop going, stop buying, support the club by driving him out. A boycott (not that it'll work) becomes oh so more effective in the Championship too without the TV money propping up the finances. There'll be balloon payments to finance our next campaign, not to mention we have enough assets already here to raise more than enough money to spend our way out of the championship. We went through all this last time we got relegated. You guys are hoping that Ashley will be so tight arsed he will shoot himself in the foot, I think he'll do whatever it takes to get us back in the premier first time of asking. Not because he cares about Newcastle, but because he wants to protect his spawny brand. Throwing money at the problem won't make it go away though, this is far deeper than that. Ashley allowed Charnley and Carr to spaff £80m on this squad and we look as bad as we ever have. Unless he has a complete change of policy and fundamentally alters the very foundations of the club then this wank that we're all seeing every week will continue. He's already had a massive change of policy, all of a sudden throwing money at players and managers to try and stay in the premier. I suspect he'll tighten his belt somewhat, but we are cash rich anyway. He can afford to spend his way out. He's not going to be up against Abramovic or the Man City Sheikhs down there. The only real hope of him leaving is that he fucks up with the next managerial appointment if Rafa leaves. Again though, it looks like he's already changed direction on his former policy. ...and it hasn't worked mate. There's merit in what you're saying and I'm not being a dick but money won't solve this problem imo. We'll be in for a battle every single week next season, we'll be the scalp they all want and quite frankly this shower of shit don't give a solitary fuck and that's the major difference between these cunts and 09/10 - at least that lot cared, this current lot don't possess a spine between them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 The problem being he's going up against football teams. Players that, broadly, want to be in each others company. Want to compete. Want to be there. Whereever there is. Over 80% of our cunts have been sold NUFC using their ability to earn more money at other employers than here ffs. We're morally bankrupt, culturally incurable under MA. You can't turn around behaviours overnight. There is absolutely no coincidence that a team containing Sissoko, Gini, Janmaat, Cisse, Tiote etc is going down. They're all self-centred shites, interested only in number one. Fuck the lot of them and the poisonous atmosphere created by the fat cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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