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Are we going to start getting along with Liverpool fans now? Hope not but I can see it coming.

 

Get the fuck out of here.

 

I have a few Liverpool supporting friends and they all want to see us do well now, I got a lot of messages when it was confirmed. They're genuinely happy for us and slightly jealous.

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Unusually for a relegated team, we finished the season with a bit of momentum so hopefully with the Rafa feelgood factor, it will carry on into the new season. Although, when we all get excited is usually when everything goes pear-shaped.

 

Last time we were pretty demoralised going into the season as the friendlies were such a disaster and the club was in disarray with Ashley and co going AWOL over the Summer and we didn't have a manager.  I remember the players saying that they weren't getting support from the hierarchy so they and the coaches just had to get on with it.  We did start off quite hesitantly but gained confidence with each game. 

 

It is going to be strange going into a season with so much positivity after the last few years.

 

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Are we going to start getting along with Liverpool fans now? Hope not but I can see it coming.

 

Get the f*** out of here.

 

I have a few Liverpool supporting friends and they all want to see us do well now, I got a lot of messages when it was confirmed. They're genuinely happy for us and slightly jealous.

 

Jealous of what? :lol:

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Are we going to start getting along with Liverpool fans now? Hope not but I can see it coming.

 

Get the fuck out of here.

 

He wouldn't be the first person to have had had a positive relationship with Liverpool followed by a memorable time with us.

 

He's already a cult hero at the very least.

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He's honestly like your first real girlfriend/love.

 

You stand in awe of them, then ask them out. In this case he said yeah. You have a few dates and things look positive (good performances/results), you hit a little snag by trying a risky joke (getting relegated) and hope you haven't ruined things, they then get back in touch and everything is fine. Now you're waiting for a few more dates, you have one special one in mind and they have agreed to stay at yours/you stay at theirs/hotel and seal the deal. Now all you have to do is go through your date and do things right and you get to hit a home run (win a trophy), in the mean time everything they say leaves you in awe.

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He's honestly like your first real girlfriend/love.

 

You stand in awe of them, then ask them out. In this case he said yeah. You have a few dates and things look positive (good performances/results), you hit a little snag by trying a risky joke (getting relegated) and hope you haven't ruined things, they then get back in touch and everything is fine. Now you're waiting for a few more dates, you have one special one in mind and they have agreed to stay at yours/you stay at theirs/hotel and seal the deal. Now all you have to do is go through your date and do things right and you get to hit a home run, in the mean time everything they say leaves you in awe.

 

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He's honestly like your first real girlfriend/love.

 

You stand in awe of them, then ask them out. In this case he said yeah. You have a few dates and things look positive (good performances/results), you hit a little snag by trying a risky joke (getting relegated) and hope you haven't ruined things, they then get back in touch and everything is fine. Now you're waiting for a few more dates, you have one special one in mind and they have agreed to stay at yours/you stay at theirs/hotel and seal the deal. Now all you have to do is go through your date and do things right and you get to hit a home run (win a trophy), in the mean time everything they say leaves you in awe.

 

Stiffy man, you are class. :lol:

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He's honestly like your first real girlfriend/love.

 

You stand in awe of them, then ask them out. In this case he said yeah. You have a few dates and things look positive (good performances/results), you hit a little snag by trying a risky joke (getting relegated) and hope you haven't ruined things, they then get back in touch and everything is fine. Now you're waiting for a few more dates, you have one special one in mind and they have agreed to stay at yours/you stay at theirs/hotel and seal the deal. Now all you have to do is go through your date and do things right and you get to hit a home run (win a trophy), in the mean time everything they say leaves you in awe.

 

You're terrifying.

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He's honestly like your first real girlfriend/love.

 

You stand in awe of them, then ask them out. In this case he said yeah. You have a few dates and things look positive (good performances/results), you hit a little snag by trying a risky joke (getting relegated) and hope you haven't ruined things, they then get back in touch and everything is fine. Now you're waiting for a few more dates, you have one special one in mind and they have agreed to stay at yours/you stay at theirs/hotel and seal the deal. Now all you have to do is go through your date and do things right and you get to hit a home run (win a trophy), in the mean time everything they say leaves you in awe.

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He's honestly like your first real girlfriend/love.

 

You stand in awe of them, then ask them out. In this case he said yeah. You have a few dates and things look positive (good performances/results), you hit a little snag by trying a risky joke (getting relegated) and hope you haven't ruined things, they then get back in touch and everything is fine. Now you're waiting for a few more dates, you have one special one in mind and they have agreed to stay at yours/you stay at theirs/hotel and seal the deal. Now all you have to do is go through your date and do things right and you get to hit a home run (win a trophy), in the mean time everything they say leaves you in awe.

 

You're terrifying.

 

:lol: :lol:

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He's honestly like your first real girlfriend/love.

 

You stand in awe of them, then ask them out. In this case he said yeah. You have a few dates and things look positive (good performances/results), you hit a little snag by trying a risky joke (getting relegated) and hope you haven't ruined things, they then get back in touch and everything is fine. Now you're waiting for a few more dates, you have one special one in mind and they have agreed to stay at yours/you stay at theirs/hotel and seal the deal. Now all you have to do is go through your date and do things right and you get to hit a home run (win a trophy), in the mean time everything they say leaves you in awe.

 

WTF? You used every shit metaphor you could in essentially the shittiest way you could in that pile of dog shit of a paragraph.

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