Teasy Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Our reporter Keith Downie has the latest developments taking place at Newcastle... “Matt Targett is their number one target right now. They wanted Kenedy as cover for Paul Dummett at left-back but that deal is now off. “They’re trying to bring Targett in on a season-long loan. Rafa Benitez is busy here at the training ground trying to finalise a few deals right now.” If Matt Targett is there number one target on transfer deadline day this lot should just kill themselves. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 I guess we wont be signing a new #10 then Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
U2 Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Our reporter Keith Downie has the latest developments taking place at Newcastle... “Matt Targett is their number one target right now. They wanted Kenedy as cover for Paul Dummett at left-back but that deal is now off. “They’re trying to bring Targett in on a season-long loan. Rafa Benitez is busy here at the training ground trying to finalise a few deals right now.” If Matt Targett is there number one target on transfer deadline day this lot should just kill themselves. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Fucking hell, atleast throw in a daft bid for Aguero or something. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRC Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Targett, probable now. Would this be an option to buy? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 We're all the most pessimistic cunts on the planet as far as getting new signings go, and yet they're still finding new and inventive ways to leave extreme pessimists surprised and disappointed for having paupers' expectations. Going into deadline day we absolutely need at least two players, at the absolute bare minimum a striker and a 'keeper. What do we get? Two of our 'keepers going out on loan, our best striker linked with Fulham, and a very weak link to us taking a Southampton back up left back on loan - but with us baulking at the loan fee. We really need to move as a full united group of fans, in a majority of agreement that we need to do whatever it takes to get this cancer out of our club because it's getting worse and worse and worse. And with that, so is the self respect and dignity of our club and it's fans ever decreasing expectations. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest reefatoon Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Looks like Charnley has been sent to the training ground to tell Rafa to head on home, business is done and he needs to switch the lights off to save on electric. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 He's falling for it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stlouismag Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Always pictured him much shorter and fatter than that. Up to a solid 5 - would still lob rock. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuy_O Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 He's falling for it. He's been falling for it all summer. Hasn't a clue. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Charnley turning up now will be at Sky's behest. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Why is no one hurling abuse or rocks that sneaky rat? Can he play 10? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 He's falling for it. He's been falling for it all summer. Hasn't a clue. Left back and Goal Keeper 'at best' Douglas reckons. Ah man. Just fucking burn the club to the ground and let us start again from nothing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Looks like he's left enough room between his car and the kerb for another car to fit in. We're signing someone lads. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Looking for positives, if we do get Targett, and Lazaar falls through like it might yet do, plus Dummett and Gamez, plus Manquillo, Clark, Mbemba and Colback who can all supposedly play at left back, we should have a squad that is guaranteed to be highly appealing to Alan Pardew. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 He may be walking into the training ground but he will be leaving in a fucking wheelchair. Baldy twat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Our reporter Keith Downie has the latest developments taking place at Newcastle... “Matt Targett is their number one target right now. They wanted Kenedy as cover for Paul Dummett at left-back but that deal is now off. “They’re trying to bring Targett in on a season-long loan. Rafa Benitez is busy here at the training ground trying to finalise a few deals right now.” Says everything about what Rafa thinks of Charnley & co's negotiating skills that he's trying to push through deals himself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Looks like he's left enough room between his car and the kerb for another car to fit in. We're signing someone lads. Very close to the white line, wheel not straight, signing no one lads. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Our reporter Keith Downie has the latest developments taking place at Newcastle... “Matt Targett is their number one target right now. They wanted Kenedy as cover for Paul Dummett at left-back but that deal is now off. “They’re trying to bring Targett in on a season-long loan. Rafa Benitez is busy here at the training ground trying to finalise a few deals right now.” Says everything about what Rafa thinks of Charnley & co's negotiating skills that he's trying to push through deals himself. Rafa is just trying to make up time after fucking off on a jolly yesterday with his worldie manager mates. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Looks like he's left enough room between his car and the kerb for another car to fit in. We're signing someone lads. Very close to the white line, wheel not straight, signing no one lads. why is he moonwalking away from his car? Fucking always showing off for the cameras. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Little Waster Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Hes there to take Rafas resignation Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Why aren't the local journalists going as mental as we are about this whole debacle? Should be all out war on Ashley. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheshire Mag Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Why aren't the local journalists going as mental as we are about this whole debacle? Should be all out war on Ashley. Get banned from the ground on a matchday probably if they kick off Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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