Altamullan Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 35.% think he looks like a normal human being. Careful chaps, our homo sapiens species memory tells us that they're tricky bar-stewards these neanderthals. Played dead/pretended to be extinct eons ago, but look; look closely. Wide mid-face, huge beak for warming cold air, robust mandible, fat heed... They've obviously just been hiding out in sweaty-sock-land. It's good news by the way, legend has it they're ideal as a centre half! http://i4.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article6579900.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/JS73805228.jpg http://humanorigins.si.edu/sites/default/files/styles/full_width/public/images/square/neanderthalensis_JG_Recon_Head_CC_3qtr_lt_sq.jpg?itok=EgaWz9y- Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LFEE Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 Do we have a sexy players thread? We really should. I used to do a top 5 best looking NUFC players every year after the summer transfer window closed but after a few years received death threats so I stopped. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 What? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bimpy474 Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 Do we have a sexy players thread? We really should. I used to do a top 5 best looking NUFC players every year after the summer transfer window closed but after a few years received death threats so I stopped. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leazes_End_Mag Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 If Danny Simpson hasn't caused a tingle in your jeans once upon a time then there's something wrong with you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 If Danny Simpson hasn't caused a tingle in your jeans once upon a time then there's something wrong with you. Yeah but mainly because I was scared the lad wouldn't see the advertising boards coming and might hurt himself backing into and falling over them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leazes_End_Mag Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 If Danny Simpson hasn't caused a tingle in your jeans once upon a time then there's something wrong with you. Yeah but mainly because I was scared the lad wouldn't see the advertising boards coming and might hurt himself backing into and falling over them. Steven Taylor school of defending at its very best. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Time travelling back to the Stone Age to complete his medical so expected to take a while to complete Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 He's not too ugly like He just has large, bland features. Quantity over quality. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Won't believe it until the camera pans from his belly to his face and he grunts the words "ooh, ooh, ooh, ah, ah, OOOOOHHHHH" (which is neanderthal for "I'm Grant Hanley and I'm a Newcastle United player") Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Maldini is a god amongst men Surely the best defender of the last 25-30 years? Have you seen the footage of him when he was younger? He could have easily been a brilliant winger if he hadn't been a defender. Best left back ever. I think he even ended up playing in central defence for Italy in his later years he was that good. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1964 Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 He's a fatter version of that 'golfer of the moment' bloke. The one they shout 'beef' at Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Maldini is a god amongst men Surely the best defender of the last 25-30 years? Have you seen the footage of him when he was younger? He could have easily been a brilliant winger if he hadn't been a defender. Best left back ever. I think he even ended up playing in central defence for Italy in his later years he was that good. Never won a World Cup. Roberto Carlos > Maldini Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stal Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Anyone on here know what the hold up is on him signing? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Anyone on here know what the hold up is on him signing? Learning to hold a pen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoywhonder Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 09:00 Kill, skill gazelle 10:00 Gather nuts, roots and berries 13:00 Rut 14:00 Presser + loud grunting 15:00 Rise up to hind legs, photo shoot Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Anyone on here know what the hold up is on him signing? Learning to hold a pen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSBB Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Won't believe it until the camera pans from his belly to his face and he grunts the words "ooh, ooh, ooh, ah, ah, OOOOOHHHHH" (which is neanderthal for "I'm Grant Hanley and I'm a Newcastle United player") Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 This cunt magnet signed yet? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 He's at the ground now with his agent just reviewing the small print on the contract. http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/03_02/gorilla240307_468x624.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thenige Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Will never outdo this hunk: http://i4.chroniclelive.co.uk/incoming/article11026490.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/JS62446192.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Happy with this. Big no nonsense defender. Seems to be able to stay fit all season. Judt hope he's clever enough not to keep getting sent off on our return to the prem. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andymc1 Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Confirmed. Decent signing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Newcastle United have completed the signing of defender Grant Hanley from Blackburn Rovers. The 24-year-old Scotland international has put pen to paper on a five-year deal at St. James' Park and arrives for an undisclosed fee. Hanley came through the ranks at Blackburn before being handed his debut at the age of 18 in a Premier League fixture at Aston Villa in May 2010. The centre-back remained at Ewood Park following Rovers' relegation from the top flight and was appointed captain in January 2014. In six years at the Lancashire club he made 201 appearances in all competitions, scoring nine goals. "I'm over the moon and delighted to be here," said Hanley. "It is a fantastic opportunity to come and play at such a big club and one that I couldn't turn down. "It is an exciting step in my career but it doesn't stop there. This is just the start and I am looking forward to helping Newcastle get back into the Premier League." Newcastle United manager Rafa Benitez added: "I am very pleased to bring Grant Hanley to our project to add his hard work and potential to our squad. "It was clear that we needed another central defender and we were seeking someone with good experience in the Championship. "Grant is a young player with a lot of ambition to improve and keep growing with us. He is also a strong defender, fast and with personality, a player that surely will increase competitiveness in his position." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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