Skeletor Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 Have a soft spot for him because his fluke goal against Liverpool is what won Amanda over. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 On 25/03/2023 at 23:19, TheBrownBottle said: Happy for the lad. He should retire from international football now as it means that his goals to games ratio is better than other one cap players like David Nugent and Francis Jeffers Expand just like he left Real Madrid with a goal per game record Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrownBottle Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 On 26/03/2023 at 00:19, huss9 said: just like he left Real Madrid with a goal per game record Expand Di Stefano levels Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 Bring him back to replace Wood. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubaricho Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 (edited) On 25/03/2023 at 23:09, Superior Acuña said: Banging them in. Expand Love this. Hell yeah. Edited March 26, 2023 by cubaricho Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 Randomly scrolling through livescore and went to the Spain game and just thought "Surely Not" Fair play Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 Nufc.com's report on this said in the style of Snoop Dogg, for those who were waiting (yes i've been on ChatGPT all day) Quote Ayy, ayy, ayy, what's good my people? It's your boy Snoop D-O-double-G with some fire football news! Check it out, former Newcastle striker Joselu finally made his senior debut for Spain at the ripe old age of 33, just two days shy of his birthday. And you know what he did? My man went and scored not just one but two goals in just two minutes to help his team win 3-0 in the Euro Qualifiers against Norway. My man didn't even start, he came off the bench in the 81st minute and straight up killed it in the 84th and 85th minute of the game, sealing that victory in Malaga. Now, here's the crazy thing, Joselu was born in Germany but he got that Spanish blood running through his veins. He last played for Spain 13 years ago when he was with the U21 squad. But now he's out here making moves on the big stage. That's what I'm talking about! Expand Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Geordie Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 Fair play to the lad. I just wonder if perhaps the English game was a bit too quick for him. He always put a shift in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 On 25/03/2023 at 23:19, TheBrownBottle said: Happy for the lad. He should retire from international football now as it means that his goals to games ratio is better than other one cap players like David Nugent and Francis Jeffers Expand They've got Scotland next. Fill your boots son Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 On 26/03/2023 at 11:09, joeyt said: They've got Scotland next. Fill your boots son Expand Hmmm not sure. If McTominay is playing I just can’t see them scoring or stopping him from scoring. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 On 25/03/2023 at 23:09, Superior Acuña said: Banging them in. Expand Get in. Time to dust down that Joselu-lu-lu video. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 On 26/03/2023 at 11:16, TRon said: Get in. Time to dust down that Joselu-lu-lu video. Expand I replied with that video to that Sid Lowe tweet, and he shared it. Hope it gets going in Spain Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodneyCisse Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 Tempted to get a joselu shirt printed as though I’m hipster and had it the whole time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 (edited) Just to get back to that Joselu chant video - which I've watched about twenty times again the last couple of days - does anyone know what's the fucking story there? The outfits, the massive dick, everything? It's so captivating and incongruous. The way the second guy comes in too is so good, it's like when the bass joins in during the second verse and kicks things up a level. Edited March 28, 2023 by Superior Acuña Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 Starting for Spain tonight. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lish007 Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 On 28/03/2023 at 18:06, 54 said: Starting for Spain tonight. Expand Wow man, get in! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicane Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 He might score one he might score two Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 We’re in the big leagues now Scotland, 2 goals a game Joselu couldn’t even score one Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrownBottle Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 Joselu subbed off after remembering how to play like Joselu Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 On 26/03/2023 at 11:14, LV said: Hmmm not sure. If McTominay is playing I just can’t see them scoring or stopping him from scoring. Expand Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 On 26/03/2023 at 11:14, LV said: Hmmm not sure. If McTominay is playing I just can’t see them scoring or stopping him from scoring. Expand I can also see us buying Osimhen and Kvaratshkelia this summer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mountain Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 On 26/03/2023 at 00:18, Skeletor said: Have a soft spot for him because his fluke goal against Liverpool is what won Amanda over. Expand So basically everything is down to Joselu. I think a statue is in order. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave s Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 well i never Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willow Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 Chuffed for him, didn't realise he's about to join Real Madrid too Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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