Bimpy474 Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 Lads, I'm 6ft7 and 18 clem, and I reckon I could move faster. Bloody awful. Drosselu. Don't take this the wrong way like I never imagined you to be 6'7 I'm picturing Jaws from James Bond Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 Lads, I'm 6ft7 and 18 clem, and I reckon I could move faster. Bloody awful. Drosselu. Don't take this the wrong way like I never imagined you to be 6'7 I'm picturing Jaws from James Bond I dressed as him for a new years party last year. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morla84 Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 Pathetic excuse for a player, would rather bring back riviere Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 He's already scored more goals for us than Riviere. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
samptime29 Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 Canny funny that Joselu and Riviere's 3 goals combined were off their shins, and complete bungles. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
afar Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 At last everyone is catching up, I was saying this after his first couple of games, that was his peak. He's not a striker, never in a month of Sundays, don't care if you hate Mitro but he's 10 times the player that Joselu is and that's no exaggeration, not because Mitro is world class but because Joselu is barely pro level. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bimpy474 Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 Lads, I'm 6ft7 and 18 clem, and I reckon I could move faster. Bloody awful. Drosselu. Don't take this the wrong way like I never imagined you to be 6'7 I'm picturing Jaws from James Bond I dressed as him for a new years party last year. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleBingo Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 Fucking awful, right up there withBilly Rafferty and Ray Clarke as the biggest plank we've played up front. That chance in the 2nd half where he clean through and jumped at the ball with his studs up.....beyond a joke. Like others have said, will lose a lot of respect for the manager if this clown plays on Tuesday. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
xLiaaamx Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 Best thing is even in today's market we overpaid for him Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 Fucking awful, right up there withBilly Rafferty and Ray Clarke as the biggest plank we've played up front. That chance in the 2nd half where he clean through and jumped at the ball with his studs up.....beyond a joke. Like others have said, will lose a lot of respect for the manager if this clown plays on Tuesday. Surely you don't want Misstro to start though? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallsendmag Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 He's beyond bad like. He doesn't seem to have even one single strength to his game. Slow, weak, poor finisher, no good in the air, just nothing at all. We've had some planks playing up front for us in my time, Cunningham, Whitehurst, Hunt to name just a few but this lad is right up there with them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
xLiaaamx Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 Not convinced this isn't Luuk de Jong with some hair dye. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 Is he better than Billy Whitehurst? No? He's shite then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 His miss at the start of the first half when he swung for the ball, missed, and it then hit his standing leg was horrible. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinitely Content Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 The one where he was through on goal and slid for no apparent reason was far worse. He had time for a touch and everything. Really bad football. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odear Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 I suspect a change of tactics in the next game more so than personnel. Nailed on to keep his place. This playing long balls in hope of it sticking to a soft lump of Joselu shaped shite is really not one of Rafas finer moments. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 Can trust him not to get sent off once a season. Isn't that what's really important in a striker? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsunami Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 I thought he was functional; I was wrong; he has lost whatever confidence he had, he is rubbish Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 Can trust him not to get sent off once a season. Isn't that what's really important in a striker? That argument would be acceptable if Shelvey wasn't captaining the team again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleBingo Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 f***ing awful, right up there withBilly Rafferty and Ray Clarke as the biggest plank we've played up front. That chance in the 2nd half where he clean through and jumped at the ball with his studs up.....beyond a joke. Like others have said, will lose a lot of respect for the manager if this clown plays on Tuesday. Surely you don't want Misstro to start though? As much as I don't rate him, he's worth a go if nothing else. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ElCid Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 One of the worst strikers I have seen in over 40 years of supporting the club - foreign Rob McDonald and that's saying something Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheInfiniteOdyssey Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 He's so incomprehensibly bad, he's making me miss Manny Riv. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FustinoSolano Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 One of the worst strikers I have seen in over 40 years of supporting the club - foreign Rob McDonald and that's saying something Pretty much exactly what I was going to say but you beat my by 10 years One of if not the worst 'striker' I've seen and I don't say that lightly, Xisco, Shola, Luque, Andreas Anderson, Guivarch to name a few. Before my time but a few of my mates tell me the legend that is Frank Pingel may have been worse.. if true he must have been horrendous. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
shakey jake Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 he's just soft as shit, pathetic attempts time and time again, can't seem to kick a ball properly. Fucking crap signing would rather seen Daryl Murphy play Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Howaythetoon Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 He is turbo shit and needs not only dropped but melted into glue or something. Worst CF I’ve seen for us who cost a few million. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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